[grabs a megaphone and stands on top of a small box] LET ACTORS BE THEIR ACTUAL AGE. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT AND ITS WEIRD THAT YOU DON'T, SPECIALLY WITH CHILD ACTORS.

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

Jesus fucking Christ, I don't care what side of the political spectrum you're on. Whatever you do, do not take advice about protesting from Will Stancil. There are many guides, tips and things you should know and do if you do go out and protest. None of them align with what Stancil is doing.

So, of course, there are certain films that I really wanted that didn't fit. I tried to weave as many of those into the blurbs as I could. Also, as you'll find, many of them are available on Criterion Channel.

So here's my legitimate conspiracy theory: I think all the smartphone manufacturers are making their smartphone keyboard predictions worse so that they can present their AI services as an enticing solution to fix the typos and bad grammar we're being gaslit into believing we intentionally make.

Why are Jubilee's 1 person against 20 insane maniacs that shouldn't be allowed to operate in society so grossly addictive to me. It's a disgusting format but I can't stop myself from watching it.

Never been to Pizza Luce but they look like a fine establishment that make some nice looking pizzas and some unique takes on them as well. If you're in Minnesota, seems like a great place to check out!

I don't know who needs to read this, but when you catch an actual terrorist their last words usually aren't "Are you okay?" They usually say things like "fake news". Thank you for your attention in this matter. Marco L Jardim

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.

So…. Just to recap… the people who believed (based on nothing substantive whatsoever) that a secret elite cabal of powerful paedophiles operating out of a pizza basement are now ignoring thousands of pages of documented information which appears to point to an elite cabal of powerful paedophiles.

Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction

At this point I don't want more vindication. I'm full on vindication. I want sentencing.

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I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions

I'm seeing a lot of videos recommending a starter camera for new photographers and all of them are recommending the Sony A6400 which is fine, nothing against it but why recommend a camera whose lens system is essentially dead with hardly any new lens releases? Also the camera is 6 years old.

There seems to be an unwritten expectation with conservative male voters that if they give Republicans a certain amount of power, it will allow them to get women more easily. They would literally prefer to burn the country down, to make them more appealing, than try to be decent to women.

I wonder how quickly all of Elon Musk's companies would fold if we could prove to people with half of a chipmunk brain that we are many decades away from realistic sex robots.

Middle age white guys with unbuttoned shirts in the middle of nature with "I love relaxing in the calm outdoors" on their profile. "These violent protesting bitches deserve what's coming to them" - on their timeline "Impossible to date these days, women don't care for even a nice outgoing guy!"

Not enough people are talking about how batshit awesome Frieren Season 2's Ending is.

The Epstein files are putting a lot of us in the strange position of being not just vindicated but almost too vindicated. Most of us thought the public patterns implied horrendous things but the reality is even worse and all-encompassing

Some days I just can't with the EVERYTHING. Remember that it's perfectly okay for you to take a few days off to detox. If you don't take care of yourself, you can't take care of anyone else.

Something Awful never beating the Downfall of Western Civilization allegations

Fucking great... every phone is going to get that fugly plateau on the back now.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

@faeweichsel.bsky.social 's recent skeet got me rewatching Iron-Blooded Orphans which is one of the better Gundam series with a more violent, less-optimistic view on the world that tries to stay grounded. Then there's an episode a guy gets sick from traveling very very fast, in space...

The bar continues to be raised.

It's very simple @thedailyshow.com : If she's Cummings, we're Goings.

So Tectone (another shitty gaming Youtuber) was found guilty of sexual assault, he's banned from owning firearms and placed on a stalking protective order and has to pay $15k for the victim's lawyers fees. For Tectone, that's 7.5 Staffs of Homa.

Enjoy your vote, dipshit.

I'm far from being a fashion expert, but shouldn't a fashion insider, whatever that means, have, at the very least, a single suit that's tailored properly? There's a time and place to promote the fact that Amazon sells suits but maybe the world's richest man could afford a tailor?

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Americans are really sleeping on the fact that their chief Gestapo officer is called "Bovine". Things have never been more high-steaks than they are right now and no one is milking this fact for all its worth? Bull shit.

Apparently the Outer Worlds 2 sold very poorly, under 1m copies which means we might not ever see a third game which is a shame but I think it's slightly misguided to blame fans or the developer for this because, even though I appreciated the first game, I wasn't even aware that it had come out!

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"Maybe we can hire one of those cute and funny Japanese town mascots to try to make ICE more appealing" - the person voted to represent you

Icetapo just pistol whipped a man and executed him in broad daylight in Minneapolis. And there are still people thinking I'm exaggerating when I say this is Gwangju in 1980

A few days ago I expressed concern that if they got away with Renée Good's murder, they would try to get away with future ones. Say their names. Watch one another. Protect one another. Niemöller's poem is not very long.

I don't know how anyone expects them to listen to others when they don't listen to the words that come right out of their own mouth.

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I know it's often said in jest and that he hates, but his hands really are tiny and some of those pictures make that fact stand out even more.

“It is too early to judge the assortment of war criminals, dictators and autocrats who have paid a demented racist warmonger a billion pounds to be a member of his exclusive club.”

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Here's everything you need to know about the Portuguese Presidential election: One of the candidates' positive results, which led him to second place in the running, emboldened a bunch of neo nazis to the streets to actively attack immigrants and any non-caucasian individuals.

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

"You will learn to love AI, or else!" "But we just don-" "You will learn to love it, pray I don't force you to."

I'm waiting for this era of reviving old portable music players to reach MP3 players so maybe one company will finally make one that imitates the iPod layout and has an interface that's as simple and enjoyable to use. Dear God please don't mention to me the old Fiio players. They tried. They failed

The cool thing about Casio is that they will sell you the same watch with prices that range from a decent dinner for two to a reasonably-good used car.

I know I'm not a rich know-it-all billionaire running one of the world's most powerful companies and I know almost next to nothing about management but, if you'll indulge me... Shouldn't consumer demand, rather that senseless corporate investments, drive a product's growth and development?

ICE is about to run out of funding. Your reps could vote NO so that ICE and its surveillance panopticon shuts down. Call them using our easy call tool at +1 813-213-3989 or via fftf.link/ICEFunding