Great job @safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team . You're doing an awesome job listening to your community and keeping us safe from... [checks notes] sex-trafficking-pedophile apologists.

a “Space Force”, if you will

This is the worst "Who's that Pokemolester?" ever.

For all your creepy Asian doll post-apocalyptic lush environment mobile gaming needs.

The one thing I've learned from the 21st century is that it very rarely comes down to incompetence OR malice. It is almost always both.

I wish I could have a job where I could just vote with my colleagues to give myself a free half a million.

One of the clearest patterns of Bluesky's moderation policies, if you can even call them that, is that whatever is considered to be against the TOS is enforced exponentially harsher the more visible/popular an account is. And this could mean, at least, one of two things, neither of which are good:

Bluesky started off as a bubble from all the toxicity of the world and was one of the most inclusive and diverse places on the internet where people felt safe and happy and shared nudes all night long. Now it's just becoming another cesspool as we wait for the next bubble to escape to.

Can someone let me borrow $1m so I can invest in all the tech companies not relying on AI for their products? I promise to pay it back with interest very very soon.

I know a lot of great games came out this year. Dispatch was my favorite.

If you're wondering what Threads is like, people are unironically defending Trump's ballroom because Obama installed a couple of portable basketball hoops and glued court lines on an existing tennis court. The depth of MAGA stupidity and shamelessness is endless.

If I tried to make a joke about a Russian humanoid AI robot really really hard, it wouldn't be nearly as funny as this clip. There is no part of it, nothing in frame that isn't hilarious. The name, the wobble "walk", it falling on its face and breaking apart, the guy struggling to cover the stage...

Wake up everyone, Apple released gadget socks again.

The thing about Chinese Watches is while there are some very interesting value propositions to be had up until a certain budget, once you get over $200 you're competing with namesake brands and with hardly any warranty policy and no name to carry it, why pay that much over a more established brand?

There's no alt text, which sucks, but I can't think of a much better metaphor for what's happening in America than Trump in a room full of cameras looking upset and disinterested that he's not the center of attention for a few minutes as someone might be dying a couple of steps away from him.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

buying into AI

turning a big dial taht says "Sexism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

women, are they bitches?

Slightly concerned for single men content creators on Youtube making sensationalist videos about Dispatch and one character having a "crush" on the other because she fucked around with him a couple of times. Malevola does not have a crush on Robert. For the love of God, go touch grass.

Me before yesterday: "Why do so many people hate Staten island? People call it bad, a ghetto. Filthy. Can it really be that much worse than the rest of New York?" Me yesterday: "Oh."

I just finished Episode 6 of Dispatch and... I need a fucking drink.

@sealab2021.org I got the watches. This panda one definitely surprised me. It looks better on the wrist than I thought it would.

An artist's rendition of Twitter right now:

Zohran has the mandate of HEAVEN. On a related note, Bluesky mods: fucketh thyselves.

Maybe it's a me thing but I do not trust a white guy with dreadlocks.

Dispatch spoilers/theories: I'm pretty positive that Invisigal was the person who planted the bomb on the suit. We know Shroud had brown hair and blue eyes so I don't know why they'd shoe Blonde Blazer had the same color eyes/hair unless there was a reason for it. Some connection between the two.

The worst type of beef on Bluesky is the "I'm online too much and read too much into words to frame them in the worst possible way". I get it, there are a lot of dog whistles and hidden nazis that solely come here to troll and tear our communities apart but you need to have SOME margin of error.

I'm going slightly insane at this "influencer" from the States that moved to my country in Europe and posts the most hyperbolic videos about the most mundane things: "You won't believe how.... DOOR LOCKS are in Europe! And the walls, the walls are actually hard concrete! It's so different!"

Go fuck yourself

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

It's that time of the year where every arachnophobe has to smile and wave and pretend they didn't just jump scare at random Halloween spider props while walking through stores.

If you consider yourself a rebel and a non-conformer then start being kind to people. You're not being unique, or just yourself by being an asshole, you're being exactly like the rest of the flock.

Kind Giant Panda🐼 ジャイアントパンダちゃんと待ち合わせですっ☆

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When the first few Nothing phones came out they had a very striking design with a unique, somewhat gimmicky, feature and with each iteration of their devices they've lost or replaced the gimmicks and the design is increasingly more bland. Less can be more, but this feels like less for more.

A Nazi Tattoo Exposes Democrats’ Greatest Weakness www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/o... @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is unmatched. Read her latest piece—and everything else she writes.

From the makers of illegal Taxis, Illegal Hotels and Illegal Media Generators comes... Illegal house Maids.

I have far more disdain for Centrists than I do for the most unhinged Right Winger. Because, at the very least, that unhinged Right Winger is honest about his beliefs, his hate is plain to the eye. The Centrist is always a Right Winger who tries to conceil their hate. I find that to be much worse.

After 25 years, Honda finally made a Prelude that doesn't have an ugly, or at least quirky, front-end and all they had to do was [checks notes] copy Toyota.

Nintendo fans: "These Pokemon graphics are terrible. PS3 games had better visuals. When will Game Freak finally get with the times?" Also Nintendo fans:

I swear to God I'm not a violent person, but.

Most news coming from America this year all seem to be some variant of: "The Official Party of "Fucking Around" is astonished by the fact that at some point they Find Out."

More than 85 thousand people voted in in a soccer club Presidency election in my country. If it was a political party, it would be the fifth, almost fourth, most popular political party in the country.

Listen, I'm just saying that if you believe that there is a God, and you believe that the Pope is God's representative on this planet, when two Popes tell you you're a shitty person, maybe you just are a shitty person, alleged couch molester.

If it quacks like a hateful bigot and gets tattooed like a hateful bigot...

Since the “ceasefire,” Netanyahu has killed 100+ Palestinians, has continued to restrict aid into Gaza, banned all UN investigators, & still enforces an international media blackout. And billionaire owned Washington Post runs this pro genocide editorial. Why do you still have a Wash Post sub?

"Buy an ecotank printer" - they said - "it will be cheaper to run" they said. Technically they are right, but they kinda missed out the little small detail that at some point the ink absorber pads will be full, the printer will refuse to print even though it can, and no one replaces the ink pads.