The list of suspects is shrinking. George clearly knows who it is (not Markey's gang) and he doesn't want to say, so someone he loves. So, His Dad, Mum, sister, uncle, Brad... or Amber! #TheArchers #Bottlegate

Oh my Amber isn’t even a paid influencer she’s basically a teen with quite a few followers on insta isn’t she ☹️ #TheArchers

Calling it now. Amber and George's wedding is on the rocks. Ambridge isn't big enough for two weddings. #TeamPipella #TheArchers

I'm imagining the Abridge Rewilding sculpture as being something similar to the #WingAndAPrayer sculpture at the old Leiston Abbey chapel... awingandaprayer.org.uk share.google/FLLiquUZFQkB... #TheArchers

When I started writing my current novel it was always going to be set in a bleak (but not apocalyptic) future. As I continue to write it now with an unpredictable and incomprehensible fascist dictator leading a major western superpower, I wonder if my bleak but hopeful future could come to pass?

Hive mind: if a resource is still digital-only instead of being made available in a physical form is unanalogued, or dedigitised? #AnalogueFuture

Here's my theory. Brad and Amber weren't just "kissing" whilst George was being done in, and this baby is actually Brad's... #TheArchers

So is enjoying the fish swim away kind or cruel? Putting them thru the trauma of jeopardy in the first place. What side of George was that dialogue meant to highlight? #TheArchers

Brad: So the police fell for the Marky gang story? Amber: Worked a treat babe. Hacking their phones with those messages worked a treat! Brad: Right, now I've hacked into Brian's offshore bank account we can be off together. Amber: I'm glad I clonked him!! Brad: Glad he's OK though! #TheArchers

I think I'm going to stop waking up to BBC radio 4's Today programme. On the back of Trump's illegal arresting of a head of state apparently he now wants to take Greenland (by force if necessary). He is no worse than the Venezuelan leader he has just deposed.

Don't read too much into the wiped CCTV footage as an inside job. They said it was a new system put in in the last year – it'll be digital and probably WiFi connected. Some low life could hack in and do the dead... #TheArchers

So Trump can find it within himself to take out a corrupt leader of a foreign country when there's the opportunity to "drill baby drill" for oil, but he won't send in the special forces to take Putin in his PJs and arrest him?

Anyone else finding Trump's antics in Venezuela as disturbing as when you woke up that morning in 2022 to hear what Putin has done in Ukraine?

Jennifer Jokhoo "Rising Tide, Winter Solstice" 2014 14 color-layered Reduction Linocut Print

I suppose on a day like today with global news as it is we should all be solemn and focused. But a glimmer of light came this morning in the form of @shepline.bsky.social’s 2026 calendar and it is such a shot in the arm. Everyone should have a bookshop to visit each month, even if only in the mind 📚

When George said he saw someone standing over him, it seemed like he was going to name them. With this be either consciously or subconsciously honest? #UnreliableEvidedence #TheArchers

What's the fuss about the Traitors? Surely it's just glorifying lying and deception which are two of the most ugly and unattractive traits? #TheTraitors

On the plus side, Brian and Jill are safe from the #rampage... #TheArchers

Did George just get blown up by a firework? #TheArchers

Off the bridge would be natural justice... #TheArchers

Is someone going to push Gawge in front of a tractor tomorrow? If not…. Can I? #TheArchers

Is Harrison Burns involved in whatever unfurls in Corriedale over Christmas and is this how he returns to Abridge? #TheArchers

Okay I take it all back. I am LOVING Scottish castle week! ⛰️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏰 Glad I'm not Ruari though! #TheArchers

Is Will going to be thrilled that much of the £500 he gave George to support him while he finds a job has gone on buying Amber a ring and taking her to a posh restaurant? Didn't we all know this would happen? But Will - duh! #TheArchers

I’m looking forward to the ructions when the solicitor won’t release the money because they didn’t all go as clearly stated in the Ts and Cs #thearchers

Problems with the modern world... How do children explore and discover their musical selves (and make those embarrassing musical mistakes) without being first granted an internet connected device. Even if you do listen to the radio it's not like they have anything to tape things onto.

Fiction !!! How very dare you. #TheArchers

I grew up in the country, and within spitting distance of numerous farms. The son of one farmer went to my primary school. Otherwise, to this day, who it was that lived on and ran these farms remains a complete mystery to me. #TheArchers

The purpose of Esme's father's funeral has had two purposes I think, a) will prompt Alan to call time on the shop, and b) firth initiate thoughts of farm handover in David... #TheArchers

Blimey it feels like I’m alone in feeling sorry for Esme at her dad’s funeral #TheArchers

And I’d have thought somebody would have mentioned the conditions of the will? Or have I missed that? #TheArchers

@dumteedum.bsky.social Going: Lilian, Justin, James, Leonie, Brian, Ruairi, Kate, Jakob, Alice, Tom, Natasha, Phoebe, = 12 not going: TONY, Pat, Nova, Seren, Adam, Ian, Xander, Henry, Jack, Martha, Sipho, Nolly, Mungo, Debbie, = 14 Don't know: Hazel, JOHNNY, Miranda, = 3 Fewer going than not! ...

It was supposed to be and also, I thought the money was actually conditional on them all going. #TheArchers

Anyone else hoping that stays around as a new character? #TheArchers

Can people give Esme a break please? She's in an impossible place. I doubt that she has the funds to suddenly rustle up pay for a relief milker, and probate takes months even in the really straightforward cases... 1/2 #TheArchers

Maybe. Tbh I’ve gotten a bit confused as to wether Meadow Farm has Gurnseys or Jerseys!! #TheArchers

#TheArchers in AI last week . . .

Anyone else found that Sunday's episode of #TheArchers was a bit of a let dwn after Friday. Who wrote that twaddle? I don't care about The Bulls broken prize.

I assume the solicitors won't release the money if the conditions aren't met. #TheArchers

I don’t think it was R’s job to decide what Martha and Adam should do about the holiday. Such an arrogant like squirt telling people what to do. I thought Alice’s comment about the tractor was the funniest line in a well written week - & and spot on! #TheArchers

Why would Alice and Adam tell lies to the school to suit the whim of Ruairi. Alice knows about his prostitution past so he would be advised to tread carefully. #thearchers

Genius move by Peggy for that number of people with that range of commitments that could only happen on the 20th of never. So money saved and years of arguments guaranteed. Either she was a sadist or she thought at least if they are arguing they will all stay in touch #TheArchers

Umm, Rory, the terms of Peggy's will was there was a family holiday provided that *everybody* could go. I hope your credit card is full of gold. #TheArchers

Why the hate suspicion towards Esme Mulligan and her late father? #TheArchers

So Mr Mulligan is a tenant farmer. Next question, who's the landowner, and who might be interested in a tenant farm? #TheArchers

So who's going to spit first in George's dinner at The Bull on Tuesday? Lillian, Fallon, or Joy? #TheArchers

What was the phone the prison gave back to George. George gave Brad his phone?!? #TheArchers

Looking ahead, David has a shock, and then has difficult news to impart. He's also on The next episode of The Archers Podcast. Something happening to him and Ruth that will lead up to a 70th anniversary handover of the farm toPip and Stella? #TheArchers

So what do you think is going to happen at the flower and produce show? #TheArchers

The 60th was marked with a birth & death, but I think that's the only one. Don't know why it's ended up a cliché. I can't remember what happened on the 70th! The 50th was marked by Phil handing over Brookfield to David & Ruth. The 75th will, I think, be them handing on to Pip & Stella. #TheArchers