Pip only has two or three brain cells #TheArchers

David and Ruth reflecting on their parenting in full: #TheArchers

That sounded ominous. Dreadful disaster looming for Josh? #thearchers

Hmmm why is Lily calling? Is Josh dead? #TheArchers

Can Lilian even remember her son’s name? #TheArchers

Come on Justin tell her about the sex stuff! #TheArchers

Ruth Josh just wants to leave - let him! #TheArchers

Wonder if Justin will tell Miranda about Roary’s past with Julianne? #TheArchers

Fess up Justin!!! #TheArchers

Just get a sledgehammer Miranda! #TheArchers

What’s Brine’s excuse for standing Miranda up? I’ve just found out my son is an ex prostitute! I’ve bribed a young man to cover up a crime I’ve changed my mind about moving into Home Farm #TheArchers

3 stressful days plus #TheArchers =

Brian - “And which agency exactly puts attractive, impressionable young people in touch with horny older rich people? I need to know everything, phone number, email address, opening hours, hourly rate, everything!” #TheArchers

Why doesn’t George tell Reg that Brine has confessed to the attack? #TheArchers

Roary needs to take time off work, he’s unsafe to be in charge of a tractor and may end up putting the sows and piglets at risk Neil needs to be a responsible manager #TheArchers

Bright idea time Why don’t Pip and Rosie move into Carol’s cottage & Carol can move into Rickyard? Carol can hang out with Jill & Leonard and Pip can do up Carol’s cottage #TheArchers

Hello: Please can I make an inquiry to you. Does anyone have old Radio Times dating back too: NY’s 2000, 2000, 2005, 2006, 2007, and NY’s 2011. I need them for credit hunting! #TheArchers

Make Alan some special tea Carol. #TheArchers

Putting it really, really bluntly, Brian needs to realise that a son in prison is better than a dead son. Ruari sounds like he is spiralling badly and needs help #TheArchers

How much cash does Brine have? I’d go for £20k George #TheArchers

Carol could dig Alan’s grave that would help her and us! #TheArchers

No live #TheArchers for me tonight as I'm just home from a big, noisy farmer party for my uncle's 90th birthday, during which we had a toast to the "crabbit auld bastirt". 🤣 The Aldridges we are not. Jennydahling would have fainted at such vulgarity!

Hope Alan crashes his motorbike and dies #TheArchers

I need this on a T-shirt #TheArchers

Blimey Tracy, over sharing much ⭐️😹 #TheArchers

Carol: You play Jesus and I will hammer in the nails. #thearchers

Poor Carol, if some interfering do gooder came to my house with a list of ‘helpful’ suggestions I would be tempted to put a laxative in his tea. Furthermore whose garden is looking well kept after the winter we have had. Patronising git. #thearchers

I knew Alan would offer up a befriending service 😹😹😹😹 #TheArchers

Hope Carol has drugged Alan’s tea! #TheArchers

How is Alan over doing it? He doesn’t do anything??? #TheArchers

Gosh well said George! About time someone told Brine to get to f🐾🐾🐾 #TheArchers

Brine don’t make it so obvious you moron!!! #TheArchers

Why is Helen trying round people up to talk about Carol? #TheArchers

Missing #TheArchers as going to a soap making course

Brine can lie so easily can’t he? #TheArchers

Roars should not be driving in this state #TheArchers

Brine is remarkably sanguine about Roars selling himself to Julianne #TheArchers

Hope Brine's not gonna smother Rhauri when he's asleep and then stick his head in the oven or something putting them both out of their misery #thearchers

She did, with indeterminate results, and then she tracked down Carol’s son Richard (Grenville) to see if that was the reason he had fallen out with his mother, but he said it was because she had walked out on his stepfather (John Tregorran.) #TheArchers

Brian learns something new. Miranda sends him to a Borchester U3A handicrafts session and he comes home having been taught how to make a crocheted square and with plans to make a dozen of them into an antimacassar. #TheArchers

Just finished recording… and something feels very off in Ambridge this week. George is changing, Rauiri is not in a good place, and we’re not convinced this ends well. Audio episode out now (links in comments) we’d love your thoughts in the meantime. #thearchers

“Introduce Anna to Stella!!!!!!” #TheArchers

Helen “I can take him or leave him”! Blimey! 😹 #TheArchers

Topical insert for @keridavies.bsky.social Josh: Dad you know you & Mum said I'd inherit Glebe David: Yes!! Josh: Well I checked the Land Registry, for free, & found out it isn't your's but Aunties Shula & Elizabeth David: Whoops!! #TheArchers

It would be a 'drama coincidence'. DEFINITION: An essential device in dramas where much of the action takes place out of sight of the audience.* *See Amber's return to Ambridge at Christmas, Helen's entire relationship with Dane, the point - until now - of Rauiri. #TheArchers

Does George think that Roars knows about Brine clonking him? #TheArchers

WTF?! Ruairi and Amber??? 😱 #TheArchers

Is seeing the scan going to rip Roars over the edge? #TheArchers

Are #TheArchers sponsored by Cinnamon Buns? #TheArchers

Roars sounds freaked out about the baby - wonder why? #TheArchers