Maybe Esme should have asked her other farming consultant Pat about George to get a different opinion #TheArchers

Have Susan and Neil gone completely mad? #TheArchers

Why is no one talking about Hannah? She’s been “sick” since NYE…? #TheArchers

I hope we never hear the phrase “a meal to heal” again - my cringe muscles haven’t taken this much pounding since the Magic Hangover Cure. #TheArchers

Lilian is not going to be happy. #TheArchers

George’s history with women doesn’t bode well for Esme & with Clive having around there is a risk that Esme could lose the tenancy so she should be very careful if she does hire him #TheArchers

Ruth Archer author of The Omertà Code! Will these people blackballing George pay for Esme’s relief workers? That’s the only question Ruth et al need to answer? (I despise George but don’t like the Mafia like behaviour on display here) #TheArchers

Esme to Ruth: So, to be clear, you’re telling me that if I want to fit in around here there’s already a list of people who I should and shouldn’t associate with. Right? Ruth to Esme: Right. #TheArchers

How was this not a winning entry? Stuck to your price eh; refused to be beaten down by Justin. 😄 #TheArchers

Amber’s parents turn up next week! Hopefully this will shock Amber into making some better life choices #TheArchers

Lawrence awakens from his coma as he hears about the mosque. #TheArchers

Joy and Leonard collaboration? #TheArchers

Joy can knock up an installation in 3 days. "I haven't really mentioned it before but I have won The Turner Prize. Only the once, mind" #TheArchers

She’s captured her rather well. #TheArchers

Ooo Jeff - well done on your sonsie voice! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I approve (all the way from Edinburgh to either Wales or the Netherlands) @onambridge.bsky.social

Akram stop interfering wild Susan's jugs! #TheArchers

Get a hologram of the thing & replicate it on the riverbank #TheArchers

It's a SL driven by the absolute nonsense conspiracy theory known as "The Great Replacement Theory". The BBC sadly has been infected with right-wing nut jobs who are pushing this sort of rubbish. #TheArchers

Is there a 3D printer somewhere? #TheArchers

How tiny is the artwork? #TheArchers

Kirsty break the stained glass and stab David - no need to be horrible about the lovely Beaver’s lodge! #TheArchers

Will Soozan be providing a soft cheese board plus shellfish during her “Meal to Heal”? #TheArchers

Why does Soozan still have stock in the Village Hall? Is there no room in the new mini Daylsford? #TheArchers

Don’t drop it Kirsty! #TheArchers

Is it like a windchime? I’m confused #TheArchers

Are they doing a Blue Peter type DIY job? #TheArchers

Oooo is a corpse hidden in the wrapping? #TheArchers

Is Soozan wearing her Top Manager Badge & Magic Tabard #TheArchers

Special beard cover? WTF??? #TheArchers

Is Akram in the dairy? Is he wearing Hazmat gear? #TheArchers

Oh god not the memorial to Peggy! Is it some kind of inverted cross? #TheArchers

Do Adam and Ian want a brother or sister for Xander? They could adopt the progeny of George & Amber when the shit hits the fan in that relationship. #TheArchers

Does anyone know why we are being fed another dull pregnancy SL in #TheArchers Are UK birth rates falling so swiftly that women are being encouraged to procreate with men out on licence from prison?

For a moment I thought Neil was going to suggest George takes up those IT contracts for himself! #TheArchers

That dinner on Tuesday will be a total disaster….. #TheArchers

So much for the floodlights revealing some hitherto missed evidence left behind from George getting boshed. Boo. #TheArchers

V odd that both Kenton & Jolene were silent this evening #TheArchers

Gravy? #theArchers

Finally someone points Esme towards George?! #TheArchers

Is Hannah still ill? Or is guilt from bonking George on the heid? #TheArchers

Cecil Jackson took his hearing aids out klaxon. #TheArchers

I’d like to hear Tracy’s toast to the laddies 😹 #TheArchers

Didn’t see Pip as a V&T gal #TheArchers

Does Neil know about the bayyybeeee? #TheArchers

What’s the prize? #TheArchers

Rex is a tosser. #TheArchers

Lilian try the internet! Any number of recordings… #thearchers #pipinginthehaggis

What will the floodlights discover? #TheArchers

Brace yourselves for twee Scottish nonsense (speaking as someone born in Scotland who lives there now) #TheArchers

Take the money Esme and go back to the six or seven places around the UK you’re from. #TheArchers