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Pip only has two or three brain cells
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about 19 hours ago
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Nick
about 19 hours ago
David and Ruth reflecting on their parenting in full:
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Jo
about 19 hours ago
That sounded ominous. Dreadful disaster looming for Josh?
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Hmmm why is Lily calling? Is Josh dead?
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about 19 hours ago
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Can Lilian even remember her sonās name?
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about 19 hours ago
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Come on Justin tell her about the sex stuff!
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about 19 hours ago
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Ruth Josh just wants to leave - let him!
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about 19 hours ago
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Wonder if Justin will tell Miranda about Roaryās past with Julianne?
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about 19 hours ago
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Fess up Justin!!!
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about 19 hours ago
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Just get a sledgehammer Miranda!
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about 19 hours ago
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Whatās Brineās excuse for standing Miranda up? Iāve just found out my son is an ex prostitute! Iāve bribed a young man to cover up a crime Iāve changed my mind about moving into Home Farm
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3 stressful days plus
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Nick
1 day ago
Brian - āAnd which agency exactly puts attractive, impressionable young people in touch with horny older rich people? I need to know everything, phone number, email address, opening hours, hourly rate, everything!ā
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Why doesnāt George tell Reg that Brine has confessed to the attack?
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1 day ago
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Roary needs to take time off work, heās unsafe to be in charge of a tractor and may end up putting the sows and piglets at risk Neil needs to be a responsible manager
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Bright idea time Why donāt Pip and Rosie move into Carolās cottage & Carol can move into Rickyard? Carol can hang out with Jill & Leonard and Pip can do up Carolās cottage
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md05.bsky.social
1 day ago
Hello: Please can I make an inquiry to you. Does anyone have old Radio Times dating back too: NYās 2000, 2000, 2005, 2006, 2007, and NYās 2011. I need them for credit hunting!
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Sarah Mattocks
3 days ago
Make Alan some special tea Carol.
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Stephanie
3 days ago
Putting it really, really bluntly, Brian needs to realise that a son in prison is better than a dead son. Ruari sounds like he is spiralling badly and needs help
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How much cash does Brine have? Iād go for Ā£20k George
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3 days ago
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Carol could dig Alanās grave that would help her and us!
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ElƩna de M H
3 days ago
No live
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for me tonight as I'm just home from a big, noisy farmer party for my uncle's 90th birthday, during which we had a toast to the "crabbit auld bastirt". 𤣠The Aldridges we are not. Jennydahling would have fainted at such vulgarity!
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Hope Alan crashes his motorbike and dies
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3 days ago
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BettinaTheGoodOne šæ
3 days ago
I need this on a T-shirt
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Blimey Tracy, over sharing much āļøš¹
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3 days ago
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Lisnagarveylass
3 days ago
Carol: You play Jesus and I will hammer in the nails.
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Lisnagarveylass
3 days ago
Poor Carol, if some interfering do gooder came to my house with a list of āhelpfulā suggestions I would be tempted to put a laxative in his tea. Furthermore whose garden is looking well kept after the winter we have had. Patronising git.
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I knew Alan would offer up a befriending service š¹š¹š¹š¹
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3 days ago
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Hope Carol has drugged Alanās tea!
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3 days ago
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How is Alan over doing it? He doesnāt do anything???
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3 days ago
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Gosh well said George! About time someone told Brine to get to fš¾š¾š¾
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3 days ago
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Brine donāt make it so obvious you moron!!!
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3 days ago
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Why is Helen trying round people up to talk about Carol?
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3 days ago
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Missing
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as going to a soap making course
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Brine can lie so easily canāt he?
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Roars should not be driving in this state
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4 days ago
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Brine is remarkably sanguine about Roars selling himself to Julianne
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4 days ago
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wendyjane
5 days ago
Hope Brine's not gonna smother Rhauri when he's asleep and then stick his head in the oven or something putting them both out of their misery
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Stephen
5 days ago
She did, with indeterminate results, and then she tracked down Carolās son Richard (Grenville) to see if that was the reason he had fallen out with his mother, but he said it was because she had walked out on his stepfather (John Tregorran.)
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Stephen
5 days ago
Brian learns something new. Miranda sends him to a Borchester U3A handicrafts session and he comes home having been taught how to make a crocheted square and with plans to make a dozen of them into an antimacassar.
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All About The Archers podcast
6 days ago
Just finished recording⦠and something feels very off in Ambridge this week. George is changing, Rauiri is not in a good place, and weāre not convinced this ends well. Audio episode out now (links in comments) weād love your thoughts in the meantime.
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Nynzi
6 days ago
āIntroduce Anna to Stella!!!!!!ā
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Helen āI can take him or leave himā! Blimey! š¹
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Chris Worthing
5 days ago
Topical insert for
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Josh: Dad you know you & Mum said I'd inherit Glebe David: Yes!! Josh: Well I checked the Land Registry, for free, & found out it isn't your's but Aunties Shula & Elizabeth David: Whoops!!
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Diane Messias
6 days ago
It would be a 'drama coincidence'. DEFINITION: An essential device in dramas where much of the action takes place out of sight of the audience.* *See Amber's return to Ambridge at Christmas, Helen's entire relationship with Dane, the point - until now - of Rauiri.
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Does George think that Roars knows about Brine clonking him?
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Diane Messias
7 days ago
WTF?! Ruairi and Amber??? š±
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Is seeing the scan going to rip Roars over the edge?
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6 days ago
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Are
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sponsored by Cinnamon Buns?
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Roars sounds freaked out about the baby - wonder why?
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