How would anyone have possibly thought Ruiiiaarii could run Home Farm any time soon #TheArchers

I’m surprised Miranda wasn’t more waste if Brian’s ‘reputation’ #TheArchers

Natasha’s benevolence exceeds even her in laws. Giving up her time means taking free labour with her staff having to actually deal with them. #TheArchers

Has Fallon got a random dish generator? #StickyToffeeSouffle #TheArchers

It’s never ‘just’ village cricket #TheArchers

Carol T: you just don’t touch over there, can’t disturb the bodies. I mean hedgehog #thearchers

Is Natasha finally going to run up some mega credit card debt #thearchers

Brian’s met his match in Miranda #thearchers

Can’t Miranda live at Home Farmhouse without Brine? #thearchers

Give me moany Tony over chirpy Helen any day #thearchers

I hope these sheep aren’t a scam like the chicks George bought #thearchers

For goodness sake. Ben isn’t even leaving Ambridge. Is nobody worried about covering the rent at the stables? #thearchers

Ew. George Grundy sweat 🤢 #thearchers

Here’s a thing, how is it everyone now calls Lizzie Elizabeth. Who has the patience for a 4 syllable name unless it’s your own child or a late Queen? #thearchers

Would a proper farmer really say they planted seeds not sowed? #thearchers

Totally this! 👇 (though not sure Brad is cut out for high pressure London life. Shame he didn’t get Ruiirii’s opportunities) #thearchers

That sounded ominous. Dreadful disaster looming for Josh? #thearchers

I can’t imagine Josh wanting to take up valuable rucksack space with a travel journal. Has the invention of the iPhone passed Ruth and David by? #thesrchers

Not paying attention. Who’s Olivia? #thearchers

Is Anna Toboggan suggesting a bad thing so Mamma Toboggan will accept a less bad thing? #thearchers

Aha Richard has been mentioned, will he be putting in an appearance #thearchers

Helen’s squeals with Anna could put olde Amber to shame #thearchers

Lynda speaks for the listeners in all sorts of ways #thearchers

Enough already with all the other BBC stuff #thearchers

Has Tom been listening to Joe Jackson? #thearchers #ItsDifferentForGirls

I’ve never understood how anyone can become a grandmother (or parent) more than once. Once you’re a granny you’re a granny, you can’t become one again and again with each child. #thearchers

For all Amber’s affluent but unloving family and George’s loving but flawed family Amber seems far more well balanced than George #thearchers

So what terrible disease could mouth ulcers indicate? #thearchers

Was George trying to pee over the top of the bus shelter? #thearchers

Is there a book for baby’s names yet? My money’s on Teddy #thearchers

I thought Rex and Alice had already seen all there was to see of each other #thearchers

Ruuuiiirrrii off since Hogmanay by any chance. Will Alice make 2+2=4 #thearchers

I thought Ruuuiiirrii was too young for Green Cross Code. I’m old enough for GXC to be new fangled #thearchers

Old Amber would have been squealing by now #thearchers

I make it 16th September for a xmas eve conception #thearchers

This farm consultant seems only to have done what they should have been quite capable of doing for themselves, working out profitability of various elements of the farm. I expected a lot more #thearchers

Honour Jennie? Reinstate the Albion #thearchers

The hussy. That’ll be Dane dumped #thearchers

Finlay must be keen. He sounded enthusiastic about the date cheese #thearchers

Do people still drink shandy in the real world? #thearchers

Evenings. Thrown into dodgy sounding end of 6.30 comedy by a R****m party political broadcast #thearchers

Brian being forgetful again? #theatrchers

Spooky

Horsey stuff for the show? How about haircuts in a stinky horse box? #thearchers

What does it take for Helen to make her own cheese? #thearchers

Form an orderly queue ladies (and gentlemen who are that way inclined) Finlay’s on his way #thearchers

If only they hadn’t laid off Clarrie 🙄 #thearchers

And another thing, were they implying Carol Tregorran’s cottage was in poor repair? If so is the landlord neglecting their responsibilities? Presumably CT isn’t really squatting #theatchers

Oh FFS she wants to use the stables as a garage. It gets madder and madder #thearchers

Alice as guarantor? This is all madness #thearchers