Esme had declared she trusts George so that’s sure to mean he’s up to something #thearchers

They’re deluded, every one of them #thearchers

Of course they’ve got an island and they’re eating at it not the dining table #thearchers

Maybe meeting the parents will be fine #thearchers

When’s the meal with Mama Amber? #thearchers

How does one sterilise a jobbie encrusted engagement ring? #thearchers

Stella getting her feet under the Brookfield table #thearchers

Nooo, don’t do it Stella #thearchers

George has got sponsabilities #thearchers

Well mama Amber sounds nice #thearchers

Welcome to the real world Pip, people having to travel to work #thearchers

Is Pip a fully functioning member of society? #thearchers

How much did this cost Justin #thearchers

Isn’t the Shires real ale? #thearchers

Imagine being the poor sod who has to observe George #thearchers

I can hardly wait until tomorrow’s spectacular

Is it fancy custard? Are the eggs cooked through? Could it be dangerous for the pregnancy? #thearchers

At least George has the sense to mention the right grandad to Esme #thearchers

Esme’s on a roll. Keep David and the brown sauce well away #thearchers

Gravy with haggis??? #thearchers

That must be some PA system if it replicates the volume of the pipes #thearchers

Are these games sponsored by the local chiropractor #thearchers

Pint of shires to whoever tampered with Jazzer’s bagpipes #thearchers

So, country folk, what happens if there’s no straw or hay? Use something else? Import it? The animals all die? Asking for a townie #thearchers

Yes Emmur! #thearchers

Offer for what? The cows? Her body? #thearchers

Esme. Do I care? Nope #thearchers

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear #thearchers

Yay for Chelsea #thearchers

Oh Gor blimey. We do not need Baby George #thearchers

All sorts of awkward tonight #thearchers

I have an idea in my head which I can’t shift; ousted faithful should infiltrate back in to tell the remaining faithful who the traitors are like the ex actors in the Truman Show #TheTraitors

Have they brought Cloive in to make George seem better? #thearchers

Who’s that and what’s he done with the real George #thearchers

I missed this earlier #thearchers www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

If they want an authentic Highland Games they need to wait until summer #thearchers

Inside job. That’s Fallon back up the suspect list #thearchers

That’s Amber top of the suspect list now #IThinkSheDothProtestTooMuch #thearchers

Is it #caturday? Cat is finding new positions to get more body parts closer to the radiator

DCI Griffiths is remarkably well informed #thearchers

Did anyone call the police when Keira went missing? #thearchers

Not sure if I can cross off George rampage in good conscience #thearchers

I thought Brine sounded frail… #thearchers

Has George been malkied? #thearchers

George has a mate. Who knew #thearchers

Wait what Debbie’s home? #thearchers

Wasn’t Amber supposed to be gluten free? #thearchers

Evening all, fingers crossed here for a rare festive live listen #thearchers

Finally we find out how Eddie monetised dead Bartleby #EddiesHomemadeGlue #thearchers

Being told I should have brushed my hair by a friend of a friend when collecting child from friend’s house