Post something random or you will have an awful October

On its birthday, share one image from your favorite TNG episode.

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

Updates the glister on the tiara... #TheArchers

Stella, Paul is a vet nurse, he's used to worse... #TheArchers

Josh is going to be ideal husband material for Paul, isn't he? #TheArchers

A big meal? Don't invite Rosie... #TheArchers

Is it in the cow? #TheArchers

Paul is thinking of Ruairi's sausage... #TheArchers

Such a fair trade Pip, a Grey Gables lunch vs a Philippa Archer sandwich... #TheArchers

Paul, he's your mother's partner, not yours... #TheArchers

Is this a calf or a dinosaur..? #TheArchers

Brad, you always are great at timing... #TheArchers

Calm down Ian... It wasn't the hotel... #TheArchers

Oliver has good cause to be annoyed with Dane... #TheArchers

Has Rosie crawled inside? #TheArchers

Ian, run... Find a kitchen crisis... #TheArchers

Alastair, don't settle down, Pip is about to call you... #TheArchers

Jill and Leonard? Broken hip for Jill? #TheArchers

Stella is going to an Adam, isn't she... Do it for a bit and then come back to Ambridge... #TheArchers

I'm sorry but I refuse point blank to believe that Philip Faircloth-Mutton is a real person.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum “She’d never, ever asked for anything in return. And the trouble with not asking for anything in return was that sometimes you didn’t get it.”

"Home Farm is my legacy... Come back to where you belong" it is bloody #BrianLear! #TheArchers

How to make a generation feel old... "Adam is 60 in a couple of years" #TheArchers

There's no fool like an old fool Brian... #TheArchers

George: “I’ve just got to get through the next 14 days.” Emma: “You’ve not seen the plot summaries for the next two weeks, then?” 😬 #TheArchers

Adam was thinking more of having a conversation with Alastair and putting you down than putting you out to pasture Brian... #TheArchers

Brian: “I’m looking for Stella. I mean, a pint of Shires.” 🍺 Pip: “Maybe try the pub?” #TheArchers #PintOfShires

Is this heading towards the final act of #BrianLear...? #TheArchers (between #BrianLear and #AJustinCarol...)

InCel is upset... Oh good... 😈 #TheArchers

Meg: “I can’t make any promises. If Brian isn’t able to get up any more, or if we think he’s in too much pain, I’ll have no choice but to shoot him in the head with a bolt gun.” Emma: “No, Meg, it’s a misprint – I think it should be Bartleby rather than Brian?” #TheArchers

What’s happened to the cardboard coffin business George? Perhaps equestrian funerals is the way to go? #TheArchers

Take it Stella! TAKE IT! #TheArchers

His old room? Where's he going to live Anger? #TheArchers

Two more InCel free weeks... Can't we have more? #TheArchers

Adam: “Debbie’s coming too! It looks like you’ve achieved the impossible, Ruiauaiuaridh: dragging Debbie away from the Donmar Warehouse!” #TheArchers

Hello Brian, what do you want..? #TheArchers

😴 HMP Porridge... #TheArchers

Stella, sounds like a great interview... You're going to take it, aren't you? #TheArchers

Emma: “Improvised Bartelby chat.” Amber: “Desperate filling about a pony destined for the glue factory.” #TheArchers

Oh yes! Lay on the guilt! After all his horrendous manipulation of his family & Brad - George deserves this. #TheArchers

'only two weeks..?' That poor pony... #TheArchers

"the pod machine"... Tassimo? Nespresso? Dolce Gusto? #TheArchers

Anger, you have no clue about horse welfare! #TheArchers

Amber: “I’m going to invite EVERYONE to George’s party. All 5m listeners!” Emma: “Please don’t.” #TheArchers

Ruiauaiuaridh: “Dad, we can’t carry on like this.” #TheArchers #CarryOnFarming

Ruairi and Ben, an opportunity missed... #TheArchers

She's not that bright, is she? Anger hasn't worked out that InCel knew he was going to prison before Susan and Neil convinced Emma she shouldn't sit on his secret any longer... #TheArchers

Anger is really clueless, isn't she? Driving at potholes at speed... #TheArchers