Polishes the Sunday tiara #TheArchers

...and if Kate and Alice can prove dementia, Brian won't be able to change the will... Oh what a tangled web... #TheArchers

And the Oscar for least convincing neck injury goes to... #TheArchers

Bert can make tea but won't back off from claiming against the church... #TheArchers

Paranoid much Brian? #TheArchers

Bert got smited by God 🤣😂 #TheArchers

Bert Horrobin has taken the space vacated by the loathesome Joe Grundy. Total scamming ungrateful f’er. #TheArchers

So... ...Lillian rents Home Farm from Miranda... #TheArchers

Susan will give you hell Bert... #TheArchers

Tracy, send him to live with Clive.... #TheArchers

Brian? Dementing...? That's EastEnders and Pobol Y Cwm already doing that as a storyline... #TheArchers

Alice, wait until you know what it's all about.... #TheArchers

Ruairi can't make it? Busy shagging whilst Paul is still away? #TheArchers

Neville Booth..? That's nice Tracy.... #TheArchers

Tracy has the measure of her dad.... #TheArchers

Bert Horrabin speaks! For the first time since Ambridge Extra...! #TheArchers

Lillian at lunch too..? Oh joy... #TheArchers

No Kate at lunch? Yay! #TheArchers

Was this week's #TheArchers approved by the Office of Budgie Responsibility?

Xander has drawn a horny bull..? Modelled on Adam? #TheArchers

Adam is roasting his meat... Makes a change from counting chickens... #TheArchers

Where's Alan having his service today? #TheArchers

Brian feels he’s being ambushed. He’s sure he has seen Carol Tregorran lurking in the knife drawer at Blossom Hill Cottage. #TheArchers

Bert is threatening to sue. At least he’s not threatening to Susan; that would not be nice. Maybe he is going to launch an action against Helen for infringement of his commoners’ rights (pasturage, pannage, estover, piscary (possibly not applicable here) and most importantly turbary.) #TheArchers

"..and tonight in Ambridge, the Brookfield events barn is temporarily consecrated as chapel of need to St Stephen's and Brian promises the farm to Alice..." #TheArchers

Azra, you're going to say no aren't you... You want him really... #TheArchers

Son: what are you listening to? Me: A doctor talking to a budgerigar. Son: #TheArchers

Azra, invite Lynda around to talk to Fletcher... #TheArchers

Azra and Fletcher... That'll save on cast members in future episodes... #TheArchers

Azra, will you be docking the vets call out fee from Khalil's pocket money..? #TheArchers

Barney will take the budgie..? #TheArchers

26 years? Blimey.... #TheArchers

Khalil, she's a GP, not a vet... #TheArchers

Azra? Making plans with a teenager? Such optimism... #TheArchers

"it's a horrible thing" no David, it's just the script... #TheArchers

Or smiting of Peggyfer? #TheArchers

Doesn't someone from the diocese have to check whether or not the ceiling collapse was due to a smote-ing from God or not.!? #TheArchers

Bad tempered, intolerant and manipulative... Carol Toboggan and George Grundy both. #TheArchers

Alan, remembering that a CofE vicar is there for the whole parish, whether they want him or not... #TheArchers

Where's the mind bleach..? #TheArchers

Alan... Are you trying to recruit Rev InCel? #TheArchers

Oliver, time for you to date Miranda... #TheArchers

Is Carol evil, or just utterly uninterested in social mores? #TheArchers

Adam, you're counting chickens again... Even though he's remembered, Brian hasn't changed the will yet... Alice could change his mind yet... #TheArchers

Brutal, ruthless and totally Emma #TheArchers

Missed or mist...? #TheArchers

Carol Treboggon circumvents the Promises Tree... And paying Emma... #TheArchers

Leonard? Useless and cheerful....? Sounds about right... #TheArchers

Carol Treboggon... Judgement..? Surely not... #TheArchers

Oliver, how long have you known Brian..? #TheArchers