I think Stella should send Zach to Kate for one of her muscular Christianity special massages. #TheArchers

Listening on delay. Zach's a bit of a stirrer isn't he? #TheArchers

Just catching up with last night. I am impressed with Neal's information gathering techniques. I see others saying Rex isn't interested in Alice. I suspect he just hasn't considered that she would look at him in that way. He's not got the best self esteem. #TheArchers

Zack seems suspicious. #TheArchers

Calling pubs - how romantic. #TheArchers

Is it Harry? #TheArchers

Don't you know Neil and Hannah? Signs don't apply to 'me'. Universal application apparently. #TheArchers

Was it Lawrence again? #TheArchers

Neil will report Ruaruari even quicker than he reported George. #TheArchers

Get Ruaurai to muck out the pigs. #TheArchers

Evening all. Don't trust your Dad or younger brother with your child Alice! #TheArchers

Good for you George - as long as that's going to the Police. #TheArchers

And what about the bloke standing trial? #TheArchers

Hope you've got your phone recording George. #TheArchers

Well pointed out George. There is no difference is what Brian did to what you did. #TheArchers

I hope it was Lilian. She could do with being deflated a little. #TheArchers

Jazzer is great buying into Chelsea's dream. #TheArchers

Amber's turning into her Mum. #TheArchers

Tell them you'll give them £3k not £5k. #TheArchers

Do you know how much fuel will cost though Chelsea? #TheArchers

You deserved to be told to be quiet Amber. Stop gaslighting him. #TheArchers

Evening all. is George about to reveal Martha as his assailant, or Parpy. #TheArchers

It strikes me that Chelsea might be on to something with her mobile hair salon. There is a lot of money to be made at festivals in the summer for people wanting a wash and blow dry. #TheArchers

What's Jim doing with his extension these days since Jazzer and Alistair moved out? #SalonPotential #TheArchers

What entitled shits. Ben will be earning a relative pittance as a newly qualified nurse and his siblings think they're hard done by because one of them will have to inherit. #TheArchers

Why don't you just be honest Ruth. #TheArchers

There's nothing hard about a roast. #TheArchers

Josh stop being a shit. #TheArchers

Why don't you just ask her Pip? But check she's awake first. #TheAchhers

We all fell asleep Pip. #TheArchers

David and Ruth sound like my Uncle and Aunt who have given each other exactly the same valentine's cards for 40 years. #TheArchers

Nevermind what Josh wants - what does Esme want? #TheArchers

Drs generally do train in hospitals Azra. #TheArchers

If Justin caused the problem why is Kirsty having to sort it out? Daft question I know. #TheArchers

Is George pregnant too? #TheArchers

Craft box or crap box? #TheArchers

Most start speakers can start #TheArchers again from the start Jolene? What to 1950? #TheArchers

Will Susan serve Amber mussels and blue cheese? #TheArchers

Well I reckon the echo might be interested in the story now. #TheArchers

Is this installation too big or too small? #TheArchers

Neil is a good man. #TheArchers

Rex is brassic again. #TheArchers

Susan on a pint of Chardonnay. #TheArchers

Azra's surgery will be full of hernias next week. #TheArchers

Has anyone got a bag of kazoos to hand out? #TheArchers

Have just caught up with last night's episode. I just love Brad and Chelsea's relationship. Nice to hear siblings being properly supportive of each other. #TheArchers

But what was Harrison going to tell her?! #TheArchers

Go get an abortion Amber and don't ever tell George. #TheArchers

Aww Brad. #TheArchers

Fallon deleted the CCTV! #TheArchers