And has anyone clocked we've got two weeks of Katie Hims in a row? #TheArchers

I was interested at the compare and contrast though. Anna focusses on what her Mum can't do, Tracey on what her Dad can. Both are losing the battle. #TheArchers

I was listening whilst driving earlier and shouting at Anna. You would have thought a legally trained person would know that monitoring someone without their permission is unlawful. #TheArchers

Not about cheese? #TheArchers

Can't do volunteering at meadow farm- not with George. #TheArchers

Den is so far in the gutter he can't see over the curb of the pavement. #TheArchers

Maths better than engineering - really? #TheArchers

Den doesn't understand education. #TheArchers

That sounds like a Helen decision not a family one. #TheArchers

Tom won't let it be your plan Akram. He will go quiet and then in 6 months he will say it was his idea. #TheArchers

Evening all. What will Ruth be cooking tonight. Pizzas her normal, lasagne yesterday(?), maybe it will be carbonara today. #TheArchers

My god Adam was pompous and boring tonight. #TheArchers

Is Alice pregnant? A jar of pickles? #TheArchers

Can you hear the cracks on your marriage Adam? #TheArchers

I note the 'his Dad' there. #TheArchers

How does Carol tell the difference between Alan and Leonard? #TheArchers

Post natal depression for Kirsty or Amber? #TheArchers

I would be more worried about Rosie being 50% Toby Pip. #TheArchers

What things to make things better. You can make lifestyle changes regardless of the genes and you would be better protected against all cancers. #TheArchers

Evening all. The kindness assembly... I don't feel kind about that. #TheArchers

I think Pip also needs to visit Azra. #TheArchers

So this is why Anna is here? To address toxic masculinity and wake people up re. George. #TheArchers

So Brian needs to put the effort in to build bridges with Miranda. #TheArchers

Go private Pip. #TheArchers

Evening. Stop moaning Pip. #TheArchers

Isn't lily back? Surely she's a good option? #TheArchers

What does Iain know about housekeeping? Or the spa? I feel it's a recipe for a breakdown. #TheArchers

Awwww Brad! #TheArchers

I do like the Erik Jakob dynamic. #TheArchers

Evening all. I've just this minute finished listening to London Falling so am hoping for something more redemptive now. #TheArchers

It stunk Tom. Good riddance. #TheArchers

Why don't you tell her to stop booting it against the fence or you'll take the ball away? #TheArchers

Brians drains must be blocked with all this sand in his hair. #TheArchers

Is it wise to have this conversation in a public place Brian? And what is this music. Sounds like they are in a airport lounge. #TheArchers

Justin's not selling his rewilding shares is her? BL just own a small amount of the rewilding land. #TheArchers

Brian fending off questions - did Ruaurai know about George being paid off? #TheArchers

Evening all. Catching the end of the news quiz and agree with Lucy porter. Have had to keep reminding myself that DA is 100 and not dead. #TheArchers

So not only is Brian bribing George to stay quiet, but he has left a literal papertrail, and he has roped in a witness/accomplice. #TheArchers

Oh how we will laugh on so many levels if Helen has her own home which she doesn't really like. And Tom and Natasha lose their dream home and end up in the farmhouse. #TheArchers

Who would want to lodge with a young family? Let alone Tom. #TheArchers

I am thrilled for Kirsty. #TheArchers

Why couldn't Kirsty have waited until Erik was home and in the right headspace to talk to him. No one takes news well when travelling. #TheArchers

Adam you forget you are all banned from talking to your brother. #TheArchers

Does cricket affect your likelihood of a successful pregnancy? #TheArchers

We must be in a big storyline if Debbie is talking. #TheArchers

Lis Ongles? #TheArchers

Evening all. I will be listening and typing and walking. I am in olfactory overload having gone through the wild garlic, and the amazing bluebells, then up with the still hanging in camellias smelling slightly of tea in the warmth, and the sweet Rhodos and Azaleas, and back to bluebells. #TheArchers

And that's the moment where Alice should have torn into Brian and his ridiculous emotional blackmail. #TheArchers

I think Chris and Rex should be together. #TheArchers

Everyone supposed to be keeping schtum again. #TheArchers