Reminder Ken Paxton who is running for Senate in Texas pardoned his friend who was in jail for raping a boy for years. Oh well, let's move on.

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The problem here is all of these people know they're in a race against the clock to get all of this done before the tide turns. And by "all of this," I basically mean the destruction of anything that could criticize the post-Constitutional technofeudalist society they're hastily trying to stand up.

you know what makes me angrier than anything these days? buzzfeed listicles. i can't stand buzzfeed listicles

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

John Roberts is a devout institutionalist. It's just that the institution he reveres is state-sponsored racism.

Total mic drop moment. Fuck the oligarchy. Scott Pelley is a legend.

Militaries don't care if you're an ethical human. As a matter of fact, they'd rather prefer it if you left your ethics at the door, please. Anyone who thinks war is honorable or that strangers killing strangers is a good thing needs to have their head examined. This is the bullsit war begets.

Right-wing politics has basically become EA.

I want to be reincarnated as a cat.

Free childcare? How dare she! Won't someone think of the children?!

#PrideMonth #LGBTQIA #maddow

Pentagon designates press office as off-limits to #journalists

What real leadership looks like.

I voted for a “Live Laugh Love” sign, but accuracy matters.

What a coincidence, my wife is women too!

"Bessenting" is when you place your lips so firmly on a man's asshole that there is an audible pop when you are forced to let go.

Philip Alito's job at the Treasury raises new questions about the inflated prices of Hunter Biden's paintings.

When Republicans talk about "family values," I don’t think many Americans picture a mafia family. But that's what these people are.

I'm seeing some confusion from people who aren't in the music industry about what happened here with the Freedom 250 festival bookings, and want to help clear it up using my personal experience as a guide Basically, and this is a technical term, the president is having to "eat a lot of shit"

So in the Trump administration, turns out you can request $40M in *gold bars* and they'll just give them to you. But $9 million for the DOE to improve education outcomes for high school kids with disabilities? Wasteful spending and DEI! Cancel it!

All while declaring there's no war, so no need for that pesky legally-required congressional approval.

Ever since I first read about the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon, I've been encountering it more and more often.

Just a reminder that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

Every American should be disgusted by this.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Black folks been peacefully marching for decades No reparations White folks attack the capitol Get reparations What should black folks learn from this?

Election denier is a choice here, NYT, considering she broke the fucking law, introduced uncertainty into elections, was condemned by both sides, and has shown no remorse for helping people compromise voting machines and software.

Reading through the DNC's 2024 election autopsy report, it's clear that Blueky users put far more thought into the topic than they did.

Every authoritarian eventually reaches the same conclusion: "Perhaps the problem is not my policies but the existence of comedians."

The IRS adopted this policy after Nixon. There’s only one reason to dismantle post-Watergate reforms, and it's not to lower the price of eggs.

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

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Maybe I should have helped attack the capitol so I can afford groceries.

REUTERS: “Enrique Tarrio, Proud Boys leader sentenced ‌to 22 years for seditious conspiracy over the January 6, 2021 riot, said he planned to get between $2 & $5 million.” We are so far off the cliff. 🇺🇸 www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

So I guess that means he's finally going to release those tax returns... right?

SCOTUS: Student Loan forgiveness illegal ! Bad Biden! SCOTUS is fine with Slush funds paid by the US government for those storming the Capitol and convicted.

It’s very depressing to think about how struggling Americans are being forced to visit food banks or cut medications in half while some Jan. 6 insurrectionist who took a shit in the hallways of the Capitol may get a payout from Looter-in-chief Donald Trump’s $1.7 billion slush fund.

Drone attacks on nuclear power plants. 2026 is truly the year that just keeps on giving.

Yeah! We shouldn't be rewarding babies who've already spent nine months with free room and board rather than contributing to the economy! It's positively un-American!

Trump cut the Pentagon’s civilian harm mitigation and response (CHMR) program, designed to handle training and procedures critical in limiting civilian harm in theaters of war.

Tina Peters is so white, she got Trump to speak to the prison manager for her.

www.cbsnews.com/news/brett-b... Wow! Is JD Vance on that and cutting all funding until Corrupted Florida does its audits.