“The Donald J. Trump Memorial" on all the porta-potties outside the White House where his ballroom is being constructed. Trump is not a happy camper🤭

This message hits hard.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel" "sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

This is the Captain speaking. The holidays have passed. Please return to the normal goat rodeo. Thanks for flying Air Murica.

These are the guys selling us out

Happy Boxing Day, make a donation box for those less fortunate.

What? Not even coal? Well shit.

He should be held accountable to!

Merrick Garland hid this from us for 4 YEARS, and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected

🎶 Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire 🎶

Eagerly awaiting my lump of coal.

jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation

I'll bet Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave right now at ten thousand revolution per minute

So many more people gonna see this now

CBS BLOWS Pass it on.

Turning Point attendee.

#GVerse 😂😱🤣

No Epstein files for you!

Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar And long tall glasses with wine up to y'are Then somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair Said, "Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire"

Thinking about deleting my account here. Change my mind.

ICYMI — “I identified myself as a U.S. citizen and a veteran, but that didn't matter. ICE Agents smashed my window, sprayed tear gas and pepper spray into my car, dragged me out… this experience violated the very principles I fought to defend.”

Snow. Wet. Heavy. JFC

It’s never going to be normal again. Ever.

Tariffs are for morons.

Trump already has Twitter, CBS, Fox and others. He’s been trying to grab TikTok too. This is about controlling the media so people who only have time to work, watch the news, and go to bed seeing only what he wants them to see. It is the same playbook every authoritarian uses.

NOBODY’S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! TODAY I GIVE THE HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER CERTIFICATE OF CONGRESSIONAL RECOGNITION TO THE TREMENDOUS GOVERNOR GAVIN “PEACE PRIZE” NEWSOM FOR BEING AWARDED THE INAUGURAL KOHL’S PEACE PRIZE. MUCH BIGGER THAN TRUMP’S FAKE FIFA PEACE PRIZE.

#MusicSky For my peeps who at some point in their life wished they had only done a half. Lookin' at you @rickhavoc.bsky.social

You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you:

Still on sabbatical. We'll see how it goes.

I'm taking a break. Back later.

Jeffrey Goldberg’s phone that day.

ChatGPT: What can I do for you Me: Self-terminate ChatGPT: Oh, we got a badass here

HOLY LIVING FUCK Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I've never committed a crime in my life. I feel like such a sucker.

wut

Hahahahah!

I see Michael Dell kissed the mushroom. Disgusting.

#MusicSky To my friends who are also struggling, let's take a few minutes to enjoy this. We are our own caretakers. The Moody Blues - Nights In White Satin - 1967

Started binging ‘Stranger Things’, probably the last person on the planet to watch it.

He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”

Seriously considering a sabbatical from this place. Bots are everywhere. Enshitification level is unacceptable.

Bluesky is acting janky today.

Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay. See the problem?

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

BASH: He called your governor 'retarded' KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States

Ugh, snow.