Ishaan is a Washington post global affairs columnist 👇🏽

I’m home dammit.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Enjoying another cup, waiting to see fuckers float up into the sky.

This “Antifa” sounds interesting and I would like to subscribe to their newsletter. Does anyone have contact information?

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

And just like that…Sinclair enters the chat and says not so fast. They won’t be airing Kimmel’s show. Take notes because this is only going to get worse in an era where large media networks are owned and controlled by a small handful of people…

Autism was first diagnosed in 1943. Tylenol was released in 1950. More stupidity from the man who advised injecting bleach and taking ivermectin.

Just ask #Tylenol. I am pretty sure they are familiar with the process of litigation. I hope they sue his makeup wearing ass.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Can't believe it's possible, but I'm actually going to be rooting for a drug company in a lawsuit.

I’m taking all the money I’m saving by cancelling Paramount+ and the Disney bundle and buying a fuckton of weed.

Ahem.

The most important thing Kimmel can do when he does his monologue tomorrow night...is humiliate the hell out of Trump. DEFIANCE is paramount.

Jimmy Kimmel is back tomorrow. That's great, but I'm still not paying for any bundle of Disney anything, because Disney fucked up and bent the knee.

Trump just said Hep B is sexually transmitted so there’s no reason to give it to a baby, wait until they’re 12 years-old. If that’s not a tell I don’t know WTF is.

Trump must be losing his fucking mind right now. He’s gonna blow something up, mark my words.

Now y’all don’t run off and resubscribe to Disney+ like fools. This is far from over.

Thanks John Oliver

Even after the massive circlejerk yesterday, that fucker is STILL DEAD

I was not prepared for the end of democracy to be so fucking stupid.

"In an undercover operation last year, the FBI recorded Tom Homan, now White House border czar, accepting $50,000 in cash after indicating he could help the agents — who were posing as business executives — win government contracts in a second Trump administration..." www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

George Carlin's daughter says it plainly just like her dad would!

everything is sus AF

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

Cletus, Trump is dying. We need to talk.

An illustration for our times

The Collapse is accelerating dramatically. Can you feel it?

Good morning and where are the Epstein files?

You can’t talk about cleaning up crime in D.C. while a 34-count convicted felon is running the country.

George Carlin ahead of us, always. #FCC @kellycarlin.bsky.social

Now is a good time to cancel the subscriptions of CBS/Paramount and ABC/Hulu/Disney/ESPN. There are other ways to get any shows one wants. ;)

If you keep your DIsney Hulu ESPN bundle, you’re gargling Trump’s scrotum.

Somewhere in MA for the night. The janky potholed roads are filled with Massholes texting and sitting through two green lights. Jesus Fucking Christ. Thankfully we’ll be in NY tomorrow.

Just a reminder that the FCC has no jurisdiction over cable, only broadcast services. Over the air television is.. essentially dead.

Disney/Hulu/ESPN bundle. Bye.

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All of us.

“No, sweetie, there’s no plan to fix anything because the plan is to destroy everything.”

By the head of the Federal Communications Commission, in 2022:

Turns out it's a lot easier to turn it all into state media when there are like 5 media companies instead 5,000.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

BREAKING: ABC has announced it is pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show off the air “indefinitely” to censor the host after comments he made Monday night about the "MAGA gang" doing everything to claim Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin was "anything other than one of them." Here is the clip: