I just called the police. Somebody broke into my car. They didn’t steal anything, but left four tickets for the Melania movie. That is a hate crime.

Sign the petition to call of King Charles' visit to the US c.org/K9XL2K8G4y

The little miniature poodle Penny, who won Best in Show at the 2024 Westminster Dog Show, has given her award to Donald Trump. Officially making him a little bitch. Congratulations!!!

My neighbor, who is a urologist, retired and gave me his medical degree so I’m off to the clinic to perform vasectomies.

I spilled oil in my driveway and Trump tried to seize it.

Fuck everyone who voted for tRump!

Today would have been our 10 year anniversary. I sure do miss him. 💔

Warning! If you're sent a link saying "Mariah Carey sings Xmas Songs", Do not open, its Mariah Carey singing Christmas Songs!

FUBO tv has dropped a number of channels this week 🤬. I canceled my subscription and switched to Youtube TV. I'm now getting more channels, including all local channels, at a slightly lower price.

🔥🎯🔥 Fascism is a form of oppression. Oppression is and has always been our enemy. We just didn't see it within ourselves.

Just watched SNL with Bad Bunny hosting. Guess what? He spoke in English and didn't wear a dress. Imagine that. I have not heard of him until recently, but I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl Halftime show.. I don't GAF if he wears a dress or sings in Spanish. I'll bet it will be a good show.

My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files

Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel!!!!! youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?...

Chances consuming Tylenol causes autism: 0% Chances consuming Faux News makes you a stupid, hateful, racist: 100% That concludes today’s TED Talk. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Make no mistake: Charlie Kirk's memorial isn't about Charlie Kirk. It's a spectacle purposely designed to inflame and incite the lingering remnants of MAGA and Trump cultists into a holy war, one last great manipulation from a fascist movement that knows its time is coming to an end.

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#Justice4TreyReed If this is an actual lynching, God save us.

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein First Amendment under active assault. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Lying about a left wing hate movement to suppress free speech...exactly how democracies die. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

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GOP hypocrisy is off the fking charts