😂😂😂 Eww but funny. MAGA daily protein intake 🤣

NOT HUGH JACKMAN!! WTF! So sickening m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...

You know the world is ruled by the patriarchy when even the word happiness has the word penis in it. Let’s all be happussy!

This is beyond f*cked up!

Abigail Spanberger elected first woman governor of Virginia!!! Please keep this energy when 2028 comes here 🩵💙🧢

Happy Halloween to you all! Stay safe out there! 💀👻🎃🦇🕸️🕷️🍬🍭🍫⛑️❣️

So figurative and literal

Voted early. Civic duty accomplished. 🗳️⬇️🧢

As a person who also speaks Khmer, when I hear “No King”, if you pronounce “King” with a Cambodian accent, it sounds like “No more sleeping”, as in “We are finally waking up and ready to fight!”

You wonder how they all voted for him. Meanwhile, tons of Americans didn’t know turkeys laid eggs

The way people bend over backwards to justify their bigotry…No wonder why the world is in limbo

“A shutdown falls on the president’s lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shut down means the president is weak.” -Donald J Trump (2013)

So I guess they’d be slut shaming the Mona Lisa. She has no lashes at all.

What has happened to our country that we are so numb to watching people lose their lives violently in real time has become just another piece of content? We should be horrified.

Remember what Jesus said: “Don’t let them take away our guns”

Coffee already makes me poop my pants…

The prosecution to the jury: Dr. Hopper doesn't have a leg to stand on in this case *and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇

The kind of red vs blue battle we need…This movie was phenomenal

The more I see how evil and crazy people are, the more I am relieved I don’t please everyone.

Uncanny! The artist Leonardo DiCaprio would be so proud.

Le Gong Show episode I performed on is now available on YouTube. I am the second comic on that lineup. Now you can see me perform in French! Had fun on this roast show format and loved their feedback. m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...

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Just because I carry it well, don't mean it's not heavy.

Who still gets excited when finding out you can use these computers for free at hotels? Since we all have smart phones now… I am guessing only spies on the run…

While most of you Netflix and Chill, I prefer to Peacock and Plop

This ad is undeniably racist but I am even more shocked that Swatch still made watches. I haven’t seen any since the 90’s!!

A nice vacation is a flex, but the real flex is coming home to a life you love. The softest luxury is returning to a life that feels good. A great trip is temporary but loving your everyday? That’s wealth.

I can’t believe I found it. This time I bought it.

I am Damask Cornell and you’re listening to NPR

Look at this typhoon coming up in Taiwan…👀

Guests come to my house and bring a bottle of wine or some desserts to be polite. My close friends come over with dark chocolate and period underwear because they love me so well. 🩸🍫😍

You know inflation’s gone bad when there’s no bibles in hotel rooms. Now, just scan a QR code for some verses…

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

What’s a TV series finale that actually stuck the landing?

“Who’s the most annoying TV character ever?” Here are my answers:

You could be a ray of sunshine, and some people would still protect themselves from you by hiding under a magnifying glass of their own bullshit, then blame you for being burnt

I’m a feminist who cooks and cleans. But so does my husband because he’s not a lazy piece of shit.

Baby Dolphin Break

Look at this John Cena wanna be 👋👀🍋

Chuckling at a previous comment a relative said to me: “shut your mouth and let the elders speak” Dude. I am going through perimenopause. If that doesn’t qualify me as an elder, I don’t know how old am supposed to reach to be allowed to be a dick like everyone else

Coldplay haven’t released any singles for ages but they created two last night

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

Rabbits were considered bad luck for sailors. It wasn’t just superstition. They literally would gnaw holes into the wood and sink the ships.

I bet the current pistachio craze will outlast the Hawk Tuah girl “sensation”

People talk about complicated like it’s a bad thing. Some of the most beautiful things in life are complicated.