Veggie Tales was crazy for naming the cunty lemon Mr. Lunt

Dunston & Dragons

You just made a million Robert Muellers

at least when we started an illegal, unwinnable war in the middle east last time we had Transatlanticism.

Wow I can really see why it’s so important to stay on twitter

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail." People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

Salt-N-Pepa voice:

I don’t hate #TheOffice. I do hate that the show behs me to root for Jim Halpert - a whiny, entitled irredeemable shitbag of a man.

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Alan Moore does not get enough credit for so accurately predicting into what type of darkness the superhero fascination would lead us.

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

Your opposition to war can just be that war is evil. it doesn’t have to be more complicated than that.

Welp Snyder DC is back on the menu then.

Paramount CEO on Renewed Warner Brothers Bid: “We’re fighting like hell for it because we need the world to know that Elmer Fudd is uncircumcised.”

Chronically online losers talking shit about “normies” is wild. Like those people are way happier than you have ever been. What else is there to life? Knowing discourse? Get real.

Getting on a ladder with the Looney Tunes at the top.

The amount of respect I immediately lose for a public figure or thinker when I find they’re still using Twitter cannot be overstated. Any purported allies still on that site should be seriously ashamed of themselves for caring more about their clout than their impact.

Neonatal wards should be a tutorial area for new babies but doctors have like 500 hp

BREAKING: Looking longingly toward Donald Trump, Apple CEO Tim Cook asserts that the parachute iPod game was about stopping illegal immigration.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

The daily struggle to not eat “the brownie”

I’m not trying to be a dick but civilization is collapsing, my taxes are due to a legion of pedophiles and our govt is building concentration camps people are getting disappeared into. I could not give LESS of a fuck about a wealthy TV show host’s mom getting kidnapped.

The strange veins of The Slasher

Well well well not so easy to make a halftime show in English, is it?

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

One of the dumbest things about Wizarding World (and there are MANY to pick from) is how OP “muggle “ tools like shotgun, broken pool cue and cinderblock would be in their dumb lore where you have to yell to cast an easily deflected projectile. Clip empty In the time it takes to yell “expeliarmus”

My in laws have the most excessive aloe I’ve ever seen.

Is asparagus the only piss enhancer science has given us?

I HEREBY DO NOT GIVE META, GEMINI, CLAUDE, OPEN AI OR ANY OTHER LLM PERMISSION TO LEARN ON MY 8,400-WORD BLOG POST “EVIDENCE ELMER FUDD IS CANONICALLY CIRCUMCISED.”

2026 is the year Doug Heffernan canonically dies in the King of Queens (King of Queens #45 Image Comics and the King of Queens: A Role-Playing Adventure Game. Saber Studios. 2002)

You better not be using my area rug to gracefully glide to the bottom of a canyon when I get home. Me:

[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!

This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America

This a great political ad and is 100% the way left wing candidates should be communicating in the U.S. also.

Boring millennials, when trying decide which color to paint their house:

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

BREAKING: In leaked memo, RFK Jr. says you can totally shit all over your balls if you want and it’s legal and healthy to do so

I was an angry young man like you brother. I did troll face. I did rick rolls.

Paul Thomas Anderson is a chickenshit little coward for using the aesthetics of life in fascist regime to perform his mediocre story and then not saying jack shit about this moment during his Golden Globes acceptance speech. No respect for sniveling little boys like that.

Adding tweets and engagement to X but shaking my head the whole time to show that I disapprove of the sexual harassment

YOUR HOUSE SOLD IN 30 DAYS OR ILL EAT IT

Quietly one of the most important videos on the internet for this moment youtu.be/Bm2Q9HkbLsQ?...

“Love Island” implies the existence of “Love Peninsula,” “Love Loess” and “Love Isthmus.”

Pokémon: Eating Through Your Butt Pokémon: Pooping Through Your Mouth

Um actually it’s Expresso’s Monster; Expresso was the scientist.

She’s Bobbin’ on my Cratchitt ‘til I Scrooge.

I’m not going to go see David in theatres but it would be so funny if the story goes all the way up to him sending a man to die in battle so he can fuck his wife in that Temu Pixar style.