For everyone in America it’s pronounced Glastonbury but not Glastonberry like a fruit .

X is crashing again and Elon has lost interest wishing he never hooked up with the Orange Cheeto .

Is there anyone on here that actually likes Elon. I’ll wait.

Think about it

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

When I got rid of the shit greenhouse I never thought I would be digging a grave for my best pal. R.I.P Mr Edd #shitbirdphotos

When I got rid of the shit greenhouse I never thought I would be digging a grave for my best pal. R.I.P Mr Edd. #shitbirdphotos

Don't tell @brexitpirates.bsky.social , but Poundland Penny has dropped a new profile pic...

Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Breathe... Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha What a damn shame 😂

Canada, Panama, and Greenland are not enemies of the United States. Fascists are though, both foreign and domestic.

Hi, I’m God. Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS. Fuck you, Elon! Fuck you, Zuck!

As I keep saying, we need to make @bsky.app the biggest social media platform on the planet, we need to do it with urgency & we need to send Elon Musk packing The number of BlueSky users tonight stands at 29,477,992. WE CAN DO THIS!

Get your arse on this platform Keir Starmer and come and see what we're watching in America. You won't see it on twitter because Musk will suppress the reality. Come here & reassure us that you will no longer support Trump and his evil regime. @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social

Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda This weekend sees the return of the @rspb.bsky.social #biggardenbirdwatch Taking part is voluntary of course. However all Serfs are required to participate on pain of pain.

Happy New Years Eve SKIES OF BLUE NEW GOOD NOT TO POST Especially the last line What have we become

Trump's alleged former mistress Laura Loomer and his alleged current mister Elon Musk, are having an online scuffle.

Watching TOTP 1975 and just seen my neighbour on it . If I didn’t feel old this morning I definitely do now.

Pheasant avoiding being Christmas lunch. #FestiveShitBirdPhotos @wulfhelm.bsky.social

Thou shalt not try to take over *checks notes* Greenland, Panama and Canada.

Sure grandpa. You can annex Canada, Panama and Greenland. Now lets get you to bed before you shit your pants again.

Two Chinese students happened to bump into Rishi Sunak on Santa Monica beach. Still our man of the people. Yeah right 😂

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social #greggwallce Shocking revelations and time to call in the police.

Thank you to whoever the genius is that made this. Perfection 👌

Here’s a crazy idea. Let’s make sure the proposed new FBI Director can pass an FBI Background Check.

The courage of those Georgians and especially of this woman is just amazing.

"Like" this post just because.

45 years old today

It feels wonderful to have been welcomed by so many of you here on BlueSky... especially the sticking it to Leon part. 😛

There's been some chat about the Beatles and Fleetwood Mac. To be clear. If there'd been no Beatles Liam Gallagher would be asking if you want fries with that.

“Just three companies, News Corp (Murdoch family), Daily Mail & General Trust (DMGT, Viscount Rothermere) and Reach plc, control over 80% of daily newspaper circulation… The hyper-rich continue to invest huge sums in acquiring control of media” We need a free press - ie free from the billionaires.

The funeral cortège for Janey Godley, who left us on 2nd November, reaches the Royal Mile, Edinburgh on her ‘Final Tour’.

A somewhat astonishing tweet from Boris Johnson given, according to the BMJ the Tories “wrote off almost £10bn worth of unused PPE during pandemic, accounts show.”

It's sickening

Bluesky only has 20 employees but somehow they moderate the content a lot better than Twitter

I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I? Like if you do RP if you really do

Did you know BlueSky only has 20 employees? We would like to say a huge THANK YOU to those 20 warriors (who are working 24/7 to keep up with the incredible growth) for giving us a space to share. We escaped hell to be here. Thank you, @bsky.app & Jay Graber CEO (not a billionaire)

For everything you never needed Elon still has Temu to tempt you.

Apparently some wanker in a tractor rocked up at a disaster and managed to make things worse.

Twitter X-odus is massive; every serious company is leaving.

And that was ‘Petition Wankers’ from Reform 5.

can all the lunatics signing this petition pipe down and respect British democracy and what was it now… ah yes the will of the people

Alright, who made this?🤣

'Pop Superheroes' was the b3ta image challenge on this day in 2020.

Not gonna lie, Bluesky is more enjoyable than Twitter

Night owls of a certain age Sky Arts is showing Ian Dury and the Blockheads tonight. Oh ! and Wilko Johnson is his guest.