Keir Starmer has lost me today.

Seconded...

Ed Davey, "Plans to rebuild our relationship with the European Union" "Tearing down Conservative trade barriers with a new Customs Union" "Boosting trade and putting us back on the path to the EU Single Market"

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Anyone here going up to Stop Trump tomorrow? I’m planning on being there for the rally (in civies) unless I can find a suit 😉🦖🇪🇺

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So he reckons 300mil Americans died last yr of drugs. I’ve figured out how he got there He’s taken the number of ex wives x by the number of affairs x by the number of felony convictions he has x by the bankruptcies x by the number of impeachments x by the amount of lies he’s told #TrumpIsACunt

Nailed it.

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Entirely on form for Starmer but still absolutely mind boggling

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If this far-right fuckwit had mentioned Palestine Action in London today, he'd have been carried off by half a dozen of the Met's finest...

BREAKING: Keir Starmer somehow comes up with the one thing that will make him less popular than he already is x

So all the left leaning candidates are now out of the deputy leadership race... A pox on all their houses! It's greens for me from now on

Finally, Auntie. Farage said he had "just exchanged contracts on a house that I'll be living in there". Weasel words. BBC News - Farage faces questions over who funded £885,000 Clacton constituency home www.bbc.com/news/article...

So there wasn't an in depth security report prior to his appointment then?

I think in these trying times we should all remember the words of Mr Kirk himself. And forget him and move on. It’s what he would have wanted.

Funny how none of the headlines mention that he was a recidivist mysoginist who believed women shouldn't have the vote or independent finances, and extolled the great replacement theory. Manhunt intensifies for suspect who killed Charlie Kirk - BBC News share.google/uannim7yiOIF...

Morning Thingummies. No idea if the first bit is true. Second bit definitely is 😜

They'll find Epstein's innocence next week allegedly NASA discovers ‘clearest sign of life that we’ve ever found on Mars’ - The Washington Post share.google/xnANVKwhMpll...

Afternoon Thingummies 😉

About time

Pretty sure MacSweeney reads Bluesky then does exactly the opposite of what we're saying here An alternative reading is that Blair runs the government and you don't mess with Blair's mates regardless of the ethics I can't find any other explanation for Starmer giving succour to this slimy fucker

Yep. Quite possible the most disappointing aspect of their govt so far. 14 years of watching the tories balls everything up & Labour finally get in to be pretty much the same thing.

This...

This!

Anyone else despise catch phrases like 'further and faster' (already used by Liz Kendall DWP in cutting disability benefits)

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So the Klan are now in London? They can fuck off.

Of course it's being removed...

Aldi do a cheap version. It's great. Budget friendly service brought to you by satan 😘

Since Keir Starmer revived the thing of saying political slogans three times ('Delivery, Delivery, Delivery), I've been wondering if we could persuade Nigel Farage that 'No Place Like Home' is a brilliant slogan for Reform. That way he could say it three times and disappear back to Kansas.

Stunning work from Tice🤣🤣🤣

I hope you Guys and Gals don’t get the impression that I truly hate Nigel Farage

Some things just get better with age. For example, Governor Newsom's troll game never fails...🤭😅🤣

Dominic Grieve of the European Movement: 'Farage & Jenrick have been stepping up their anti-ECHR rhetoric, as part of a wider attack on migrants & international law, we've realised we can't stay silent' I'd have hoped the ex-human rights lawyer & current PM would have defended the ECHR, but...

The trouble with the middle way is that it leaves everyone vaguely dissatisfied, and with piles from sitting on the fence.

*Moscow Times falls out of window*

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Buy him some Veet for Men. Legendary Amazon review attached. And from personal experience years ago Nads is no better.

Husband has bought shower gel, filled up the dispenser in the bathroom. He bought napalm ladies. You know the one!

Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history. And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

Morning Thingummies! You're my cup of tea though!

Nigel Farage to Laura Kuenssberg: "The others just tell the electorate what they want to hear" Fuck me, the irony!

Has Lord Bamford paid up the £500m he owes in tax yet? Asking for Angela R...

So he lied again....