TRUMP: "South American drug trafficking will not be tolerated! We will violate International Law if we have to!" ALSO TRUMP: "Sure! Let's pardon a South American guy who was a drug trafficker! After all, he supported me!"

EVERY TRUMP HOLIDAY POST EVER: Happy _______ to everyone except Democrats and anyone else who is trying to stop me from being an evil dictator. Here's several lies about my accomplishments. We will stop *SLUR* from doing whatever I accuse them of doing. Many imaginary people are saying this! Thanks!

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! And if you don't celebrate, have a wonderful Thursday!

Reminder: If Trump believed even for one minute his orders to the military were always going to be lawful, he would’ve endorsed the PSA from democratic lawmakers, not threatened to have them arrested and executed.

I condemn any act of violence towards anyone. That means I condemn the shooting of National Guard troops. I ALSO condemn ICE doing violence against both citizens and people who are not citizens alike. I am a human being, capable of more than two thoughts.

I’d rather be the party of Mark Kelly than the party of George Santos.

Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia. 1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine. 2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague. 3. Russia pays everyone for everything. 4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Which will we see first? A)Trump's tax returns B) a Republican health care plan C) the unredacted Epstein files D) flying pigs riding snow sleds in Hell, with the King of France riding them like a cowboy, guns ablaze, all set to the sound of Radiohead's all-polka album

"PILGRIM" for a bangyard.com battle. #satire #sevs #sevscrew #and #andcrew #graffiti #graffitiart #sketch #sketchbook #sketches #blackbooksessions #blackbook #blackbookgraffiti #blackbookgraff #art #drawing #urbanart #creative #digitalart #procreate #pilgrim #turkey #thanksgiving

I can't wait to hear the same people arguing that a cake shop has a right not to cook a cake for a gay marriage, turn around and argue that Home Depot doesn't have the right to determine what activities take place on their private property.

Fixed it.

Who does Trump think Democrats are, saying "Hang them?" Mike Pence?

A) the Democrats reminded troops not to follow ILLEGAL orders B) Trump MOSY DEFINITELY demanded the incarceration and execution of them for pointing that out

I am less concerned about the pro-MAGA X accounts being revealed as being from overseas, and more concerned about domestic pro-MAGA accounts being essentially Russian plants.

The morons and lazy sycophants will probably redact Trump's name from the Epstein documents, but overlook stuff like "...met at Mar-A-Lago" and "...met at [REDACTED] Tower in New York City "

So Trump's whole "punishable by death" comment is really just gonna wash away in the span of a 24 hour news cycle, huh? We really are broken as a society.

A) the Democrats reminded troops not to follow ILLEGAL orders B) Trump MOSY DEFINITELY demanded the incarceration and execution of them for pointing that out

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey. This isn’t controversial. A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

"WIZARD" for a bangyard.com battle. #satire #sevs #sevscrew #and #andcrew #graffiti #graffitiart #sketch #sketchbook #sketches #blackbooksessions #blackbook #blackbookgraffiti #blackbookgraff #art #drawing #urbanart #creative #digitalart #procreate #wizard #vaughnbode #bode

I’m starting to think your Nobel Peace Prize odds diminish when you’re making death threats to your political opponents. Quiet, piggy 🐽

Who does Trump think Democrats are, saying "Hang them?" Mike Pence?

When Trump was asked about the release of the Epstein files, he called one reporter "piggy" and said another was "being insubordinate." When Trump saw a video calling on the military to follow the constitution, he called for the death of the Democrats who made the video. He's a tyrant.

*fondly recalling the days when I didn't need to stop for a breather before putting on the second sock*

This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.

The media should send only female reporters to ask Trump questions, from now to the end of his term. Make his head explode

If Trump called me "piggy," coming from him, I would consider that a compliment.

If Trump called me "piggy," coming from him, I would consider that a compliment.

Being friends with Trump is bad optics for a sex offender.

"Quiet, piggy!" he said, like the petulant child he mentally was. ...he then promptly went, "Wee wee wee," all the way home.

Sunday Taquitos #2: Real Criminals. Art by Ivan Ehlers.

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We should probably give up demanding the government release the Epstein Files in anything approaching truthfulness or justice... ...AND INSTEAD demand that other counties release THEIR files. America is NOT the only place with files. And Trump has ZERO control elsewhere.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump to meet with the Saudi Crown Prince at the White House, and provide him with a hacksaw and several reporters to behead as a diplomatic gift.

We should probably give up demanding the government release the Epstein Files in anything approaching truthfulness or justice... ...AND INSTEAD demand that other counties release THEIR files. America is NOT the only place with files. And Trump has ZERO control elsewhere.

The neat thing about being innocent of a horrific crime—especially while you have complete control over the government—is you have zero hesitation to release the overwhelming files of evidence proving you’re 100% innocent. Guilty people, however, do the exact opposite.

FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." DJT: "I did not blow Bill Clinton."

Bring it‼️

One thing I will say, is that this administration has been quite generous in giving us images that symbolize how this administration is behaving, in a way that no words could ever do justice.

Why is it so hard for MAGA to understand that we are NOT scared when you threaten Bill Clinton with jail. If he fooled with kids, lock him up. It's not complicated. Just because you're in a hero-worshipping cult, it doesn't mean the rest of us are.

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?

If a man said what Megyn Kelly said, you would assume he was a trafficker. This young lady is wise beyond her years, but she is still a “child”and she would like a word…

Nancy Mace should spend less time keeping trans people out of bathrooms, and more time keeping sexual predators out of the White House.

MTG says she is getting death threats. I want to feel sympathy for Marge. I really do. But she has called for the death or imprisonment of so many people. Remember her on the stand talking about a death threat to Pelosi? Hope those Jewish space lasers protect ya, Marge.

Do you realize how many people are going to be shook one day into realizing they supported and defended an outright heinous, multiple-assault, sex predator and pedophile... ...and then have to grapple with that? Part of me is like, "Good!" But then, the empathetic part takes over.

Supporting her because she dumped Trump is like adopting a raccoon because it stopped knocking over your garbage cans.

‘I have a country to run’ so I’m heading down to my private club in Palm Beach to play golf for 3 days. Again.

MTG isn't speaking truth to power. She is trying to grab a seat on a lifeboat after she helped steer the ship into an iceberg.

MTG says she is getting death threats. I want to feel sympathy for Marge. I really do. But she has called for the death or imprisonment of so many people. Remember her on the stand talking about a death threat to Pelosi? Hope those Jewish space lasers protect ya, Marge.