"When I was your age I bought my first house for $17,000 dollars because I wasn't wasting my money buying myself a muffin every once in a while. Now get off your ass and get a 3rd job you lazy bum" - every old person

AI things no one wants: - Small summary of incorrect nonsense on all my searches AI things everyone wants: - Stop showing posts about politics - Swap nasally voice reading my audiobook for soothing old man - Replace Chris Pratt in this film with anyone else - How to remove AI from this app

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.

gosh I can’t believe the people who wrote a “here’s exactly how we would dismantle democracy and create a dystopian nightmare” book are currently dismantling democracy and creating a dystopian nightmare

okay I'm sure it's super annoying to see people shittalking something you love but also I see five times the number of "if you hate Taylor just shut up!!!!!!!" posts compared to people hating her and/or her music Personally I would like to opt out of any and all TS discourse

Had a dream where I found some earrings that looked like croissants but in the shape of swans... croisswans Good thing I like puns because my brain generates them even while asleep, I guess

Really wish more romance authors would write characters who don't want kids without the "what if I'm like my awful mom/dad??" reasoning because those characters always seem to end up ~seeing the light~ and deciding they DO want babies after all. 😐 #booksky

I don't want a relationship with my computer, my appliances, or my phone. I just want them to function without fuss and certainly without opinions or suggestions. I have living, breathing friends and family for relationships. Tech bros need to try that.

Really REALLY starting to understand the tech landscape today as the age of "loss of consent". My settings don't stay set. Features are forced on me either forced upgrades or by inclusion with a critical security patch. I increasingly have ZERO CHOICE in my interactions with computers.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Saw a guy dressed as Ridoc from Fourth Wing at the Ohio Renaissance Festival today but we were moving too quickly past each other for me to tell him how awesome he looked and how much I love that character 🥲 #booksky

Begging my neighbor to buy some headphones instead of just blasting music for the whole neighborhood when he wants to work on something in his garage 🫠

The trailer for ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ starring Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams. It follows a pair of leading Major League Hockey players who harbor a secret: Away from their rivalry on the ice, they are secretly lovers. Premieres November 28 on Crave.

My copy of Mate by Ali Hazelwood is out for delivery but I just got an eARC of a book in a series I adore and I don't know what to read first but man what a great problem to have #booksky #romancelandia 💙📚

Not sure why one of my neighbors is blasting Smells Like Teen Spirit somewhere outside but I'll allow it

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

The thing about The New Album is that for people who don't listen to music or follow Her career, it feels like a chunk of the internet is losing their minds over a spreadsheet that Hank from accounting just made. Good job Hank, happy for you, man. But wow IG is useless to me today.

every day I wake up and read a headline that sounds like something a concussed writer for The Simpsons would come up with while trying to make an intentionally stupid joke about George Orwell

Smol Paul got brain freeze again

Tell your favorite artists you love their work

Born to watch the cave entrance at night, stuck living as a dysfunctional modern human 😔

This is the longest of long shots but if anyone who managed to get a ticket for the Fourth Wing Colorado Avalanche game would rather have a Columbus Blue Jackets R2D2 jersey, I would very happily trade once both games have happened! #booksky #ColoradoAvalanche

Got an email from Hulu asking me to do a survey and figured I might as well put in a good word for #HeatedRivalry 🫡

Happy release day to Tourist Season!! If you liked the Ruinous Love trilogy, definitely read this. #booksky #romancelandia #romancereaders

I love cats so much

if you say the words “wow I have a busy couple of weeks ahead of me”, even in your own head, every single one of your current Libby holds will descend upon you all at once like wolves on a limping deer

And if you want recommendations, book people are more than happy to suggest something based on your input! Just ask #booksky 💙 Personally, I'd probably only be useful if you're looking for some flavor of romance, but I'm told some people out there do read nonfiction for fun. 🤔

If a book seems interesting but the characters' names are overly stupid, I'm skipping it. 🙈 I refuse to believe a regular human being has the first name "Blaze." Fantasy books mostly get a pass but I am not reading a contemporary with a protagonist whose name makes Renesmee seem normal. #booksky

Really, really tired of the "romance/romantasy books are just porn!!" misconception 🫠

Knowing that there are adaptations of The Love Hypothesis, the Off-Campus series, and Heated Rivalry in progress is almost too much for my brain to handle #booksky #romancelandia

Four chapters into a book where the FMC works in a bakery and I've already got concerns. Tasting batter is a thing, yes, but you don't use your *finger* for it. And I've never made a cookie dough that gets kneaded. I may be an amateur baker but I have questions about this kitchen. 🤨 #booksky

This is one of those rare times when we know how much decorum the victim believed in when this kind of thing happened to others. Please show him EXACTLY that amount.

Do you ever just look at your bookshelf and get happy? 🤭 #booksky

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr

Got a #bookishQOTD for you: if you were going to wear nail art inspired by a book, what book would it be? Bonus points if you know what the nails would look like! #romancelandia 📚💙 Nail art is one of my main hobbies so I've done a lot of book art. 😅

I don't have to live in Florida to be concerned about Florida ending their vaccine mandates, because it turns out that people from Florida are actually allowed to leave there and go cough on people in other places whenever they want

Why does a new phone have approximately the same price as an entire couch Life is too expensive man

Hey #booksky and #romancelandia, which of your August reads was your favorite? 💕 #bookishQOTD

Saw someone in the Fourth Wing subreddit say they "don't give a rat's ass" about the romance... in a romantasy...... written by a romance author Bro read a regular fantasy series if you're gonna complain about a romance plot in a book that specifically labels itself a romance + fantasy!! 🙄 #booksky

Sometimes when I'm in my backyard to get pics/videos of my nail art in the sun, I get jumpscared by a bug. Please enjoy approximately one second of Carbink nails followed by "GAH what just landed on my phone?!" Not pictured is the MASSIVE cicada that was on the umbrella of my patio table. 😣

Me trying to read Anne of Green Gables because it's up next for the book club I've still never gone to #booksky

Just finished a book where the big twist at the end was "that was all a simulation and you've just escaped!!" and I'm so mad #booksky

Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.

Crickets weren't a thing in any previous place I've lived so my instinct upon hearing them here is still "oh it's almost nighttime, the zombies are about to get faster" because of playing 7 Days To Die 🙈🎮

I wish I was a more functional human being

A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.

Any time T*ylor Sw*ft does something noteworthy, social media gets flooded with Swiftposting for two entire days 🫩 Hey algorithms of the 'net, I know I'm a 30yo white lady and thus her target audience, but I truly do not care. Pls stay normal for me 🙏

every single day since 2016 has felt like pressing a spoon into the seam on a Pillsbury can

Do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of books there are to read and how little time there is to read them?