It's Halloween, it's Halloween It's time for scares, it's time for screams It's Halloween, it's Halloween The ghosts will spook, the spooks will scare Why, even Dracula will be there It's time for games, it's time for fun Not for just one, but for everyone…

Great thread. In News Everyone Saw Coming, the folks behind Project 2025 are actually super cuddly with insane antisemites.

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

These chuds literally want to have friendly conversations with an actual N@zi in order to destroy the "vile ideas of the left" — y'know, stuff like health care, a living wage, enough food for the poor, taxing billionaires, a secure retirement, consumer protections, LGBTQ+ rights, BODILY AUTONOMY ...

📌Monday, this lumbering lout bragged to a bunch of fawning reporters, “I got an MRI, it was perfect.” This was significant news that as usual didn’t get the attention it deserved. MRIs aren’t handed out at alleged routine medical checkups like lollipops. “Let’s take your height, weight, and a MRI.”

We did this bit on the radio in the ‘90s, lol. Great phoner!

Give crowns like pins!

Bari Weiss' most underappreciated quality is that she is dumb.

Immediate grounds for removal from his office

This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.

This happened over the weekend. I want you to watch it. I want you to understand that wiping it out has been a major Russian imperial objective for literally centuries—under the Tsars, under the Soviets, and now. youtu.be/5XSBK81UeYU?...

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

It’s so fucking funny that he thinks that dementia progression tests are IQ tests.

By proceeding with the loading of my groceries in the car before seeking approval from alleged "cashiers," I forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."

Witty, courteous, liberal, full of spirit.

its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites

Why did Indiana University attack and cut its own student newspaper? Well, in a twist of irony any English professor would call clichéd, it turns out IU did it because they were angry about the students' reporting on a FIRE report naming IU as the worst public university for free speech in the US.

He can’t make law. Or grant mythical federal immunity.

Hey, dude defending the boat bombings … thats the decor choice you went with, huh?

im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are

"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something

Some songs ya just keep coming back to. For example: youtu.be/fsBfsB-OEP0

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

It's remarkable how not ever having been President has aged me.

NEW: 200+ Chicago-area clergy — Protestants, Catholics, and evangelicals — have signed a letter decrying ICE's efforts and voicing a willingness to put their "bodies on the line" for migrants. "What Kristi Noem and her ICE agents are doing is immoral," they write. religionnews.com/2025/10/21/a...

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

My signal is annabower.24 if any other United States Attorneys want to text me!

You need to see this… Just so we’re all clear on the gravity and historical significance of what Trump has done to the East Wing of the People’s House.

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

Yeah, this is the dumbest bunch of wannabe fascists in recent memory

I am hereby declaring all of my books to be off the record

I will make it a personal goal to demand this monstrosity be demolished when our dalliance with fascism ends. We will not be Italy, with its statues and monuments to Mussolini still in public view.

Ay me! I see the ruin of my house

Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm. Real life:

y’all keep making fun of trump’s shitting video but it takes a strong man to admit that he’s reached the stage of life where he has no control of his bowels

It’s beyond atrocious that the President of a country who is supposed to represent all its citizens is posting about himself dumping excrement all over the country and its people. The rage is real.

I just keep thinking about the first guy to put on the frog costume reading the news today and seeing frogs literally all over the world what a fucking thing, man that 25 year old did more for the country in a week than most of the NYT op-ed section in a lifetime

You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today? No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.

Indianapolis.

I’m all for anything harsher than moderate

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

Very sad to see what’s happening at Indiana. The school has decided it wanted to muzzle its student newspaper to only print fluffy campus life stories in special sections. When they pushed back, the school cut all print funding and fired their staff director www.idsnews.com/article/2025...

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

I actually liked the book Jack Torrance had been writing out at the Overlook Hotel. I thought it was pretty neat

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.