My buddy Hudson plays Magic: The Gathering, but doesn’t want to buy all the cards all the time - so he just makes them on his own. They look like this.

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Is Rowlf the Dog top five Muppets? Discuss.

watching Sinners again

@lazyandentitled.bsky.social year in review plus actual special poem reading from @micahbutonline.bsky.social , whom I just saw like an hour ago: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Watched eight hours of movies today. Good god damn day.

LET’S GO! Lemme WALK to a MOVIE AGAIN!

Drive Home Drunk | Have A Television

Me and who?

There’s a paywall here, so I’ll just let you know without paying that the new Pope said his four favorite movies are, in order: - Blues Brothers - Planes, Trains & Automobiles - Spaceballs - Rush Hour 2

I am going to live forever.

Hey siri are my flat dead eyes unsettling

Cringe is dead and Matthew Lillard in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed killed it.

a minute long forever a long term love letter to “making stuff” xoxo #chicago #lofi #adultswim

wrote about horror comedies www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657720

I keep on walking through Paris by night.

I like jumping into a show my partner is watching mid season. It’s fun to ask questions like “who is that?” and “what’s happening now with those two, are they lovers?” “is that one gay?” and especially “what’s this show called?”

“I know what you did last summer.” Oh yeah? I know how you talk to your friends when you think you’re behind closed doors. (I’ve bugged your apartment)

Horror movies make me so scared to live in a house.

One Battle After Another was very much worth seeing in the theatre. Shoutout The Music Box. Shoutout Chicago. Shoutout how entirely relevant this felt.

IF YOU MISSED OUR READING BACK IN JUNE DON'T WORRY IT'S ON YOUTUBE NOW @micahbutonline.bsky.social @thecorlew.bsky.social @sandrapoetry.bsky.social @yoadrianididit.bsky.social @bobsykora.bsky.social @bnothing.bsky.social FILMED BY @arhinkle.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPMo...

Grace is locked out of our apartment. I am waiting at the auto shop about to drop a thousand dollars. Halloween is scary.

Spent $10.29 at 10:29 AM. What does this mean?

BRENDAN AND I WROTE A SLASHER IT'S CALLED BEHIND WITH KNIFE FIRST CHAPTER IS UP, SECOND CHAPTER TOMORROW www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657621

Hey Google, search: Phillip Seymour Hoffman looking fly as hell

Friday Links is UP! Featuring friends like @isaacpickell.bsky.social @sandrapoetry.bsky.social @hkappklote.bsky.social @micahbutonline.bsky.social @bnothing.bsky.social and MORE! www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657576

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Deep in the throes of the horrors now

Somehow, Palpatine has cut through my fingernail with the back of my refrigerator.

27 in Chicago.

Ate two burgers. Couldn’t imagine ninety-eight more.

Always thinking about this

i am a human who saw Weapons and enjoyed it.

ABSOLUTELY! S2, E4 A Have A Television Type-Beat youtu.be/pvYlglLMcfk?...

me 🤝 Snoopy

Behind The Scenes of a new horror short, filming out of Chicago, “The Angler.”

“The people want slop!” - Grace

Friday Links is UP! Featuring @sgj.bsky.social @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social @indrapramitdas.bsky.social @micahbutonline.bsky.social @roccotthompson.bsky.social and MORE! www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657405

ABSOLUTELY! SEASON 2 PREMIERE A Have A Television Joint youtu.be/uygDmR6E-9s?...

CHICAGO THE FIRST LAZY & ENTITLED POETRY READING IS HERE join @bnothing.bsky.social & @thecorlew.bsky.social celebrating new books from @bobsykora.bsky.social @yoadrianididit.bsky.social & @sandrapoetry.bsky.social with readings from Chris & @micahbutonline.bsky.social & music from Brendan

The two good pans in my kitchen are at odds against my hubris.

What do you know about 2000s Chilli’s did they used to have a big meatball

Friday Links is UP! Salman Rushdie's not on bluesky and neither are any of the NBA players whose highlights are featured, but there IS a riff on @kdonhoops.com and a sketch from @bnothing.bsky.social & @micahbutonline.bsky.social www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162657310

I love Chicago.

Can’t believe they’re gonna ask me to be the Pope now :(

So much to do. Getting dizzy like Gillespie on a Monday morning.

gonna make Brendan drive me to L.A so I can get a burger

me when Pac-Man eats me :(