That about covers it!

That about covers it!

A lot of us just aren’t feeling it for the 250th anniversary. We’re saving our energy for something really worth celebrating, hopefully coming sooner rather than later.

Fermin faceplant was embarrassing

Beat the heat, avoid the sweep

What a find Ryan Rolison has been for this Cubs team.

Hair update ‼️

Every conversation on these podiums feels like a pitching coach going to the mound #loveisland

Obviously they’ve never watched Love Island

Turned out to be a perfect day for it. Better than watching the Cubs.

What a week! I was on a podcast recently that went live this week, but I haven’t even posted about it! “My Bad Poetry” is so much fun. Listen to two bad poems, a lot of laughs, and one good one. Link in thread!

Pete Crow-Armstrong just finished one of the hottest months of June in #Cubs history. Sosa, June 1998: 1.147 OPS PCA, June 2026: 1.249 OPS 👀

We are back with a new episode this week and what a great poem with which to return! Thanks again @sandrapoetry.bsky.social for coming on the show and sharing this wonderful work. www.mybadpoetry.com/s8e20

My most recent article just got picked up at MSN!!! I’m so excited & I always feel a little sparkly when this happens! ✨ (Link in comments.)

The curls are curling! Curl cream + Denman brush + gel + scarf overnight!

From the secret patch to the dessert bowl…

ICYMI I have a new baseball/Cubs essay out! Please read & retweet!

Really thrilled to share with you this new lyric essay on the Cubs recent defensive play, the aesthetics of baseball, teams mirroring each other a decade apart (+ some feel good 2016 World Series team memories). ⚾️✨❤️Link in thread!

Really thrilled to share with you this new lyric essay on the Cubs recent defensive play, the aesthetics of baseball, teams mirroring each other a decade apart (+ some feel good 2016 World Series team memories). ⚾️✨❤️Link in thread!

HOW did we win that one? The Mets are bad. Thornton our best reliever tonight

When does Phil Maton start crying? I’m no crier but I would be crying by now

As a certified Mets hater I can admit that “Poison” is a banger walk up song for Ewing. The man knows what the people want.

Bregman XBH. Is that allowed?

Truly happy to be posting this poem about AM radio & snow in the new CLOUDBANK. The journal is gorgeous & filled with friends. Excited to read it all tomorrow!

Rolison showing the other Cub pitchers how it’s done. Plus…his thighs 👀

Cabrera does not strike me as very limber generally. It’s not surprising looking at his injury history. More of a lumberer. I get it—he’s a big guy. Is he stretching?

Same swing as last time for Dansby on the homer. Love to see that easy stroke returning

Senga has a tell on the fastball. Dansby said something to Bregs before going to the dugout, PCA hit that like he knew it was coming. Let’s see what Bregs does here…

Extreme PCA core: striking out on 3 straight pitches one AB to 3-run homer the next AB

Pete says two days off isn’t going to eff with my stroke!

Pete Crow-Armstrong has been named NL Player of the Week for the 2nd time this month. He hit .550 (11-for-20) with four homers, seven RBIs, a double, a triple, four walks, five runs scored, two stolen bases, a 1.300 slugging percentage and a .600 on-base percentage in five games.

Easy swing by PCA. Golf shot. Vladdy Sr. style against the Jays

We’re having asparagus tonight because I was running low on rubber bands.

Cubs vs Jays w/Canadian husband in tow

Swim & a Cubs win

A slithery snake, heron hunting, a turtle breathing, & wild black raspberries almost ready…

Matt Shaw is like…if no one else is going to claim these hits I will.

PCA is so streaky at the plate & emotionally—the lows are low but the highs are like riding a dolphin into a rainbow. Just incredible. We are truly blessed

Ooooo another ill-advised pitcher throw to second base Ooooo

CYCLE ME PETE

PCA is so extra. Love love love

We in the club like

Let me be clear: you can bury me in my capri pants

Did not know my hair was this curly but it’s looking great this weekend!

Life update: I swam, showered, shampooed, moisturized, and am now eating a cupcake, drinking a coffee, and thriving!!!!

Another great day for a swim.

David Hockney (July 9 1937 - June 11, 2026)

Me @ the grocery store every week

Someone asked me if I wrote a new book on my one week residency. Hah. Love their optimism.

888-SLITHER is too damn good