One line Bluesky grievance.

Danish residents are packing emergency kits in anticipation of an impending war with Russia: blankets, water containers for three days' supply, and radios with dynamo generators to listen to government instructions.

"Riptide" is playing on The Very Old People TV Channel, and I'm here for it

BREAKING: Federal judge in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's criminal case finds that "there is a 'realistic likelihood of vindictiveness' that entitles Abrego to discovery" in response to his motion to dismiss the case for vindictive or selective prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Bill Burr stopped posting on the The Other Site on Sept. 10 and let's see why....

Bill Burr stopped posting on the The Other Site on Sept. 10 and let's see why....

NEWS The Foreign Ministers of: Qatar, Jordan, UAE, Indonesia, Pakistan, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, and Egypt have released the following statement in response to President Trump’s Gaza plan:

Trader Joe's is playing Eddy Grant, and it's reminding me that "Electric Avenue" will never not slap. youtu.be/vtPk5IUbdH0?...

Man, first the pinkos at Cato produce a chart showing right-wing violence is much more prevalent than left-wing, and now the woke antifa National Review is claiming the Comey Indictment is invalid!

the amount of raw, unadulterated fear that many Americans have of even small cities is never going to stop being darkly hilarious to me

@60minutes.bsky.social just refused to ask Dana White why he punched his wife. My teen son, an aspiring reporter, just called Jon Wertheim and @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy "chicken shit." You are all destroying what you built and even 16-year-olds know it.

Vandenberg Space Force Base satellite launch over Southern California Sunday evening

"One Battle After Another" is amazing and you should see it on a big screen. 2 nuggets most people will miss: 1) Paul Thomas Anderson twice reminds us that Native Americans typically do the right thing, get no recognition, and pay a high price 2) Paul Thomas Anderson twice say he loves Steely Dan

@thelouvreof.bsky.social HANG IT IN THE LOUVE @oregonduckfootball.bsky.social ##GoDucks (photo by Oregon Sports)

Nice win @oregonduckfootball.bsky.social #GoDucks

... except on Friday

The people who put Ivermectim up their ass think that the people who take Tylenol are the sheeple.

There are credible reports that federal agents may be replaying the 2020 playbook and surging into Portland with the goal of provoking conflict and violence in my hometown. I am in close contact with state and local officials to monitor this activity.

What if Hall & Oates really DID know a man eater? Like a cannibal chick.

A hurricane could be heading for the East Coast right when the government shuts down.

Kimmel won, kind of makes me think the pushback works, just like it did in 2016

HomeGoods is profoundly dystopian

Breaking:   IRVING, Texas (AP) - Nexstar joins Sinclair in bringing Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show back to its local ABC affiliates, ending boycotts.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Folks, some incredible news: A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump. Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world. theonion.com/badpedophile

Today's metaphor: Always punch up

HEGSETH: Real warriors FIGHT GENERALS: [noise of restrained approval] HEGSETH: Real warriors DRINK GENERALS: [somewhat less noise] HEGSETH: NOBODY tells real warriors how much to drink or when or where GENERALS: [awkward silence] /1

I think Hegseth is a lot more qualified to make a speech about “weekend news anchor ethos”

What the fuck?

Do not bow down to these people. Do not allow them to convince you that you must. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/b...

NEWS: Sinclair says its ending its pre-emption of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

bUt HEr eMaILs

UPDATE: The Comey criminal case, at least for now. has been assigned to Judge Michael NACHMANOFF, an appointee of Joe Biden. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Thread on A-list comedians doing a high-paying gig in Saudi Arabia because it's 2025, and everyone has to be a sellout

Thread on A-list comedians doing a high-paying gig in Saudi Arabia because it's 2025, and everyone has to be a sellout

We just got video of @bencollins.bsky.social reacting to movie theater owners youtu.be/z0aF9kSLpeY?...

Life's too short to not shitpost

Get autism the normal way, off of a toilet seat.

BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the University of South Dakota to reinstate a professor who posted criticism of Charlie Kirk on his Facebook page the day of the shooting, finding the action likely violated the First Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

NEWS Jimmy Kimmel’s return episode was watched by 6.3 million viewers on broadcast TV. These numbers are triple his normal viewership, and it’s important to note 23% of households didn’t have access to show due to preemption by Sinclair/Nexstar. Monologue was viewed over 25 million times online.

Ruin a band with a law Bachman-Turner Obergefell

Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me

"You Can Leave Your Hat On" is one of the most underrated songs of the past 5 decades 1/3 Randy Newman's original: youtu.be/C99ZPoKkGmg?...

Brendan Carr is now denying that he got Kimmel suspended as he realizes public sentiment is against him

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Senator Bill Cassidy — a physician who voted to confirm RFK Jr — says “HHS should release the new data that it has to support this claim. The preponderance of evidence shows that this is not the case.”

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter