Graffiti’s getting wild in Calgary, Alberta.

Wayne Campbell gets it. Party on.

Listen, I still say Pluto is a planet. Let me have this one, for the love of god or gods.

We have long memories.

My view for the last three days. I take having the Canadian Rockies almost in my backyard for granted sometimes. 🏔️⛰️🏔️

Here’s a deer by my house in summer. I miss summer. Why do I live where the air hurts my face in winter? Universal healthcare, probably.

Ok, I’ll admit these little assholes are cute but they’re also little assholes.

New business idea: charging exorbitant amounts of money to help the “Fuck Trudeau” bumper sticker brigade craft a new personality.

Please enjoy another festive photo of good girl, Penny.

Allergy testing confirmed that everything outside wants to kill me. Good thing I’m an inside person.

Please enjoy this festive photo of Penny, the goodest girl.

Sorry America, Jordan Peterson is your problem now. We’re politely refusing to take him back. Good day. I said good day.

I’m very much enjoying the fact that stupid cybertrucks are malfunctioning in Canadian winter and are rusting and can barely move in an inch of snow. Stupid vehicles for stupid people. A truly wonderful gift for all of us this holiday season.

If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas.

A cybertruck is like if “let me play devil’s advocate” or “I’m just asking questions” turned into the world’s ugliest and stupidest vehicle.

My dentist told me my gum tissue is exceptional and his dental assistant said “it looks like you’ve been flossing every day!”. I’m on top of the world. Nothing can stop me.

People who need to see a little checkmark verification badge next to their name so that they feel special- are weak, their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter

guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM

The snow is pretty but I still hate it so much. Yes, I said hate. Fuck off, snow, you bitch.

I didn’t have any substitutions in my grocery order. I’m on top of the world and nothing can stop me.

Not to be hyperbolic, but loud eaters should be destroyed

Accidentally tapped the “messages” section and it said “You have no conversations. Start one.” Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No.

Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump’s tariffs

If you ever hear someone say “boys are easier to raise than girls” just know they didn’t raise those boys at all.

Good morning, Simple Minds. I haven’t forgotten about you.

Good morning to Rob Base and no one else. It takes two to have a blessed day.

Me when someone says they don't like Star Trek

Your cyber truck is stupid and we all think you’re stupid. You’re welcome, stupid.

The first anniversary image from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope - Rho Ophiuchi cloud complex

Happy Friday, friends! like to party hard, all night long.

2025 will be the year of FAFO.

I heard someone say “White women are the men of women”. Perfection. No notes.

Everyone who stayed on Twitter/X:

I’m very much looking forward to leaving this behind.

We have toxic bosses, toxic friends and family, toxic politicians, toxic food and water and even the air is toxic... so go ahead and eat those carbs

Denigrating Bluesky as an ‘echo chamber’ is so funny coming from the Truth Social brigade

If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.

It took me twelve years (!) to build up my audience on Twitter. It took 5 days to surpass the 50% point of my Twitter following on Bluesky. I’m hopeful that the overall growth on this site will negate the need to go on Twitter altogether. Sad to see what it devolved into, but thrilled to see it die.

I'm going to need the people who claim that nobody likes them and everyone is against them to maybe try some self-awareness

I’m trying to be a better person but I’m still at 50% let it slide and 50% start something.

I don’t expect most of my skeets to be reposted. I do expect the occasional pity like though.

Happy Monday, friends. Please enjoy this baby owl that landed in my backyard.

Just deactivated my account and deleted the twitter app. Feels so refreshing. Highly recommended.

To be honest, I don’t care how many people I follow, or who follows me back. I’m just glad I can enjoy social media again 😁

Fuck Elon Musk.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Learned a new word today - thanks @joyannreid.bsky.social

Ha! Letter of the day? More like decade!