I have an aflliction that makes me like Star Trek and hot women and it’s called being cool as fuck disorder ok

Anyone who says that “the internet is forever” clearly has too much self respect because idgaf

It’s no coincidence facehuggers (insemination crustaceans) resemble the greatest species (crabs) because the creators knew crabs are the best bodily form in the universe

Excuse me why the FRUCK is Kate Mulgrew so goddamned HOT

Beer goes in, I exist out. I refuse to understand the absolute alchemy that goes on within this human form to convert beer molecules to brain and somehow consciousness, but ok

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside

A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway will

Booting the cult back up bitches, we gotta get the horny unhinged Janeway madness back up and running

Pours beer on your head (I baptise you)

Probably my favourite pastime is being a menace : just menacing around, being annoying asf

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like

My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online

Not now honey, mommy’s busy lusting online after a 70 year old woman who has no idea I exist

Humanity has had its time. Let the birds evolve back to dinosaur and retake the earth.

The more I learn about electricity, the more I think that shit makes no fucken sense

Have you considered renouncing your humanity and becoming salamander

Bet getting spaghettified into a black hole feels like the ultimate spine crack

I just have an absolutely feral need TO KNOW. Everything. All the time. What is that. WHYYYY

Me when someone says they don’t like Star Trek

If the moon is made of cheese, and the sun is basically a big stovetop in space then how come we don't get drippy melty cheese bits in the form of rain. HUH? Big nasa is lying to us about it. Open your minds steeple

Getting real tired of this whole ‘pay to exist’ scam

Have you ever thought about the sheer volume of fecal matter that has existed on planet Earth, and how you’re basically made up of atoms that were once poop?

Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to see the world in four dimensions. To look at an apple, you’d see the seed, the tree, the bite, the atoms turning to fuel, the waste & return to earth. To be able to see the past & future of it all, all at once. And seeing people like that too—

Can’t wait to be an epic fossil for future generations to unearth and marvel at—like, this bish was THE specimen. The specimen of specimens.

Me on a daily basis: life is a prison and existence is a curse. Also me: oh look, snacks!

TGIFF - Thank God It's #FacehuggerFriday! #KermitTheFrog #Alien #xenomorph #lv426 #XenoKermit

Being conscious is such a trip, like who allowed humanity to have conscious existence. Like ooh nooo I am aware of my own existence and I have to have a existential angst now because I’m alive

Not me coming back to spam you with five million posts and then disappear for another two months 💀

Animals with laser eyes would’ve been sick. Evolution really fumbled the bag on that one.

You can call me tyrannosaurus wreck cause I be absolutely falling apart

Excuse me for a second while I—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Of course the woman I met because we were both super gay for Kate Mulgrew—bonding over our mutual, slightly feral Janeway obsession—is moving to Australia to live with me on Kate’s actual birthday. An incredible accident? Maybe. Divine lesbian timing? Absolutely 👏

Hear me out: a sci-fi movie where the Muppets go through a wormhole and end up in an alternate universe where they’re human. Miss Piggy played by Jennifer Coolidge. ~A dimension where felt is flesh. And chaos reigns.~ Working titles: “Muppets: Into the Fleshiverse” or “The Muppets: in the flesh.”

Can’t wait to evolve into my final form (salamander). It’s gonna be so over for you bitches

The transporters in Star Trek essentially clone you, killing the original. In this essay I will…

I did an art.

Not to be rude to everyone but dinosaurs are way cooler than people

Cackling that I can write a whole essay for a university class on why Star Trek transporters actually kill you every time you use them 😂🤌

This is me if you even care

Stargate SG1 Moebius Part 1 & 2 is a perfect piece of television (I’m a sucker for time travel)

Mortified sometimes that I exist and people perceive me.

I just really love Stargate SG1 y’all. 10/10 series. Only thing that could top it is maybe Farscape. Omg the love I have for these shows is ridiculous 🤌

Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus is *chefs kiss*

How come we’ve never been to the sun?? That’s like the only planet we haven’t visited. We should send a manned mission asap—But but but, I hear you saying “it’s too hot!” Just go at night, problem solved. I personally nominate Elon Musk for the honour. What do we think fam?

For a show called “Star Trek,” there’s surprisingly no actual trekking on stars. What are they afraid of? That we’d try? Because they should be. They should be.