ahhh hahahahahahaha

youtube.com/shorts/B3RLR... nothing like christian love...NOT! this is a must watch to dispel myths about Muslim people

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The most correct and healthy to behave until this nightmare comes to an end. We must act with resolve, peaceful civil disobedience, and courage in a 2nd American 🟦Revolution. With enough of us, we can evict the Fascists and 🍊Hitler into fleeing for their lives.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

All's Fair=mostly '0' ratings Kim Kardashian=fart cloud

BREAKING: MAMDANI HAS WON according to Decision Desk

youtube.com/shorts/jV8MT... wouldn't this feel good? its my fantasy😂

BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot a Chicago woman five times and then fled to Maine in the ICE vehicle now has a WARRANT out for his arrest for the incident. He is facing up to 20 years in prison. 👏 GOOD. But he should get locked away for life.

oops🤭

Make no mistake, Trump was absolutely on the ballot last night. All his endorsed candidates got trounced. It was a rebuke of him, his policies, his cruelty and his corruption. It was a rebuke of authoritarianism, of fascism. Working class Americans want their country back.

Hello Mr. Mayor. 💙

jack shitarelli flames out with not even 40%. the minute he claimed 10% tax increases across the board, he was dead in the water. bye bye👋

What’s fat loaf?

Blumenthal: We’re going to continue finding more of the ballroom donors who evidently didn’t want their names revealed. And let me name them: BlackRock, Susquehanna International, Nvidia, OpenAI, Vantive, and Extremity Care. And so, we will use every possible resource to expose this corruption to

Newsom: You can see it; you can read between the lines over the last few weeks. He’s nowhere to be found. The guy’s out on an island. Honestly, I felt like he was away last week and he didn’t even matter. You saw him today trying to get back in the game: “Hey, what about me?”

CONGRATS, VIRGINIA🌊🔥

www.borowitzreport.com/p/navy-accid... ahhh hahahahahahaha

I’m disappointed that Dick Cheney never took Donald hunting

tres bién🥳

she looks so engaged in being slotus, huh? she looks sad & pensive, being the only one looking down. save yourself, woman 😬

Satire? Think again...

Wait. An actual policy maker running as Mayor of NYC who's actually human, knows how to smile (reminds me of Kamala) and who ACTUALLY enjoys hanging out with the residents of New York! Because what could go wrong? NOTHING! #MAMDANIforNYCMAYOR!

youtube.com/shorts/wMoed... Usha, you got a problem

My office has compiled this list of food pantries in and around Senate District 59 for neighbors who need assistance. If you have any questions or concerns or need help with more resources during this time, contact my office at [email protected] or (718) 765-6674 (1/2)

so me

They hired on a bunch of modern propagandists from the American Nazi party. You're not going to get real news from any of the corporate owned news agencies. Facts are bad for blatant corruption. Try a sprinkling of the BBC, @democracydocket.com and @reuters.com.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

RELEASE THE FKN EPSTEIN FILES, LITTLE MOSES MIKE GRINDR JOHNSON 👺

youtube.com/shorts/1lG38... flippin brilliant

We haven’t forgotten, no matter how many distractions you throw our way.

Skelly: Anyone who serves in uniform deserves so much better than what this tainted chain of command has to offer.

omg, I'm dead😭🤣

is that you, auntie? brava💅👏

That was a previously scheduled recess that they started early to avoid the Epstein votes, you can see the full year with this updated calendar I made-

ooh well done

The anti-Fascism movement needs to be like the French Foreign Legion? You want in? You’re willing to do the work? Welcome to the tent, here’s your uniform. We’re not going to ask you any questions what you’ve been up to for the last 8 years.

let's make sure "canks" sees this