Pudge π 22 days ago
He points at me as my pace quickens.
"Hey...that guy hasn't seen 'Bad Guys'!"
He sniffs again.
"OR 'SING 2'!!"
I panic, breaking into a sprint, but trip on my early 2000s oversized, bedazzled cargo pants and crash to the floor.
A mob of neon fursuits descends upon me, ripping me limb from limb.