Idk when I'll be able to grab groceries again at this point and I have no safe foods left. Life lately has sent me into autistic burnout so eating is difficult OTL If anyone would be willing to toss some money my way for dinner tonight I would be grateful ;v;

Aw fuck, it's October y'know what that means! 🔒

These Happy Meal toys have gotten so much better in recent years

Here in my garage, just got sued for defrauding investors of over $112 million in a ponzi scheme

I love being a pimp, me and the hoes are going to Taco Bell later

Liberals keep saying shit like "oh so you want me to always be aware of everything ever in the world" like you asked them to personally saddle themselves with the weight of the world every time you ask them to engage with the world. like you bitches cant even not associate with zionists

Girlfriend used it’s Owen Wilson impression in the middle of me showing it my bush. Should I start Locktober early for it?

I've got the coolest collar tag

Doing the Golf Clap sound effect on Discord whenever I see my girlfriend's ass

THEY CALL ME SUSIE THE WAY I'M EATING ALL THE FUCKING CHALK

Was doing just fine until I remembered that December isn't too far away fuck's sake why isn't it possible to opt out of Christmas?

Families in need. 🍉🕊️ artist: @mergastua.bsky.social

bug horse my beloved

waiting for this to inevitably happen after they invent smart cockrings

Anyone else doing Shocktober this year? I think I'll be okay up until day 12, sticking a fork into a 240V outlet

does this mean my circumcision, orchiectomy, and lobotomy are back on?

Replacing every part of something with a significantly worse one, call that the shit of faeces

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

lol throwback to when my ex got *incredibly* upset with me because I bought myself a nicer 3D printer and was going to sell my old one She was subtweeting me like mad going on about "I wish I had TWO working 3D printers" because she couldn't be arsed putting in the time to fix her own one

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

When someone on Youtube says "Hey everybody" I always say hello back

I miss everyone, man

plushie✕pooltoy 4ever!!

I'm pretty spritely for my age (150)

I was meant to keep this a secret but I can't any longer I'm going to be on this year's Big Brother

Everyone shut the FUCK up, Everard Junction uploaded a new video

diagnosis: STINKY prescription: wash verdict: Not Happy!!!!! #pokemon #sylveon

Well don't I feel stupid

The Britcard (bleurgh) won’t solve any of the systemic problems we face: not poverty, not inequality, not the climate crisis. But it will make millions for some IT companies & create lucrative jobs for ex-Labour politicians. Just like PPE contracts during Covid. #NoToDigitalID

God, upholstery vinyl fucking stinks

Nudes? I thought you said "sent hoots"

Cool new way for cars to kill people

I wonder if folk I haven't spoke to or seen in years still think about me

*sweep sweep* ah I see youve noticed her sweeping leaves off the soft earth

it can always still happen to you

Decided to render my owl in a Yoji Shinkawa style Metal Gear portrait I'll add lip flaps to this later and turn it into a codec profile #furry #furryarts #art #artwork #owl #MGS #MetalGear

I have the best friends I love you @foxglovelys.bsky.social

Sometimes if I'm being too annoying when we're playing Minecraft my boyfriend puts me in time out

One of these days I will actually get my whole collection up on Discogs

Getting fucked up at the strip club? No, I fucked up at the strip club They're going to break my thumbs

sour patch kid pronouns: we/us/our

I have decided to leave your house unhaunted

viva labubu.

feel like pure shit man just want to move here

I'm going to start selling Super Duper Luxury Faux Fur and Swincraft are going to send a hitman after me