so many horny temptations why so spendy a toy can dream, eh ;P

this is so fucking weird and i love it

i cannot explain to you why i find this hot not one fuckin' bit (but i'd do it 👀)

moods. 🙃💜

also hi hello good morning daylight savings is a bitch and i have no idea if i actually slept

i need those silicone cartoon gloves in my life so I can use them to uselessly paw at whatever's stuck to my face

if i see you at a con and you are masked and we are cool i may politely ask to give you a smooch just sayin

kind of feels like i somehow skipped a whole block of furry experiences, lol i dunno. i'm just grateful i can relate to so many of you x3

i wanna say i am extremely thankful for all of you

don't worry, this isn't replacing the horny on main here just like... spammy horny thoughts mostly, like this one:

glue me in the fucking boobsuit already dog dammit

literally impossible for me to be normal about masks I swear

i may be the proud owner of pax.ad but. idk what to do with it, lol.

ahem 😳 well @coolsuitpoolsuit.bsky.social

a lady floats about while screaming and T-posing: https://micro.pax.dog/2026/03/07/a-lady-floats-about-while.html I’m rewatching Raised by Wolves and I’m on the 2nd episode in the whole season. Let’s just say I have like a metric crapton of questions

the energy i’m manifesting here

Foxmoding AND slinking up at VF today soon~

the chair faces the mirror because you’re not getting up and the wand isn’t turning off until you accept that mask as your new face

at the Ingles why do i always pick the buggy with the busted wheel

@atlantaeagle.bsky.social Found still hanging above the pissoir in Montréal's Black Eagle.

someone should send this to Isa Briones

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dumb idea i had that somebody out there probably did before me

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can confirm from firsthand experience, this is a great place to chill. :3

let's tug on weird masks and make out till the pizza guy gets here

HELP Need snug. Please provide snug. Opening a GoSnugMe. Severely snug deficient. Deep in snug debt. Experiencing snug withdrawal. Criminally undersnugged.

claude has anxiety? lol. same tho.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

I have a feeling that @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social would find a way to intentionally lose this game. 🤔

Last year's ER tally... Furries had a substantial lead over fireworks for admittance to the ER Stay hydrated. Don't overdo it. Good luck on the room block opening next week. 😉

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

“multisuiter” is a term that i don’t get i get that it mainly means they could be in one of several suits at cons they attend but like at the same time it kind of feels like a weird flex. I mean I guess I’m just a hater, lol. I don’t have one and have never worn one so I wouldn’t know. 🤷

cartoon gooners keep your shitty website afloat

POV: An excited wolfdog is about to give you a 5-minute-long infodump about optimising Java code and the intricacies of the JVM (He makes things go fast, that’s what the racing gear is for) #FursuitFriday #NFC2026 📸 @reyvenwalf.bsky.social

glowing bsky review

A foggy winter.

i did not have furry representation on the pitt in my bingo card

before this pupdoll shuffles off to bed have this earworm that unlocked a core memory

hf. horbny

oh wellbutrin increases horny? huh. that explains a bit. 🙈

🥴

Eggs bene gesserit

Can we all just agree that the meaning of life is to heavily restrain boys in latex and then proceed to torment them in various ways in order to harvest all of their BoyNoises™ for your ears to indulge in.

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

I got pranked by Norman Reedus.

@squeakyrem.bsky.social Happy Birthday, cutiesqueak! 🎉🎈

my boss is so old-fashioned when it comes to computers i might've set his ringtone to the Windows 98 startup music

pupdoll's nulge, with the texture of a ThinkPad TrackPoint, and it squishes like a stress ball when you squeeze it.