Those boys in the lab trying to figure out how to grow a banana in South Dakota are SO PISSED right now

not again!!!!

jc denton: paul. i'm gonna have the last grapefruit seltzer. paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach. jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of. 30 MINUTES LATER jc: paul. paul: what is it? jc: my tummy hurts.

The vehicle used by Haruka and Sera. Bit, their robot companion, can connect directly to the car through a dedicated dock. #Illustration #furry #kemeno #ALTERAArt

Olivia Nuzzi: She loved his eyes, blue as the flame. She loved that the sight of something as trivial as a rose could move him to tears. She loved his insatiable appetites and his particular complications and particular darkness. RFK Jr:

John Flaxman, Dis, or Lucifer, 1807 https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1132591

WHAT

sketch commission for spoon #myart #commission

uwu

we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.

9/11 conspiracy theorist who thinks it happened in a different city

The moral of Dune is that even a scheme you've spent most of your life developing can be potentially be beaten by a scheme that started before you were born.

this is a major blow from trump

I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.

youtu.be/ep9rS2aDbIY new metroid looks great

Interesting thoughts here from a guy who will never be president.

Toffie volunteering in some gloryhole

If I'm Mamdani I'm like no you have to go now

Metroid Prime 4 is somethin

In the college American Football game Georgia Tech is marching ahead. Cumberland College risks falling behind clinging on to last quarter's playbook.

uwu

might fuck around and post a nude

crawls around on all fours

Some gay orca doodles. patreon.com/daftpatriot

And an indulgent alt version

Been working on this a little while but was kinda in a spot where i didnt like it but i think its beggining to grow on me a little :) progress of a cricket partial!

When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.

(Miss Chill & Nim Pup) #latex

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

full to bursting with mischief

owl house. in the middle of owl street.

black caiman

a group of kobolds that are convinced that a large alligator they found is actually a dragon

there's a whole ecosystem of youtube with thumbnails like

this is the secret to my success

Kind of have a soft spot for how dumb smiledog is

Commission for @hlime03.bsky.social 🐶🍈

i dont know how to explain to marketing people that people don't really think "wow how modern and hip" when they see hashtags on something anymore its not 2008

Nathan Hare's videos are a goldmine, this is maybe my favorite one by him.

https://pinksea.art/did:plc:amqgtbh6r5nzpv2gbwyx6e4g/oekaki/3m5jlzvxmw23k #pinksea

The Corpses of the De Witt Brothers, painted by Jan de Baen, 1672-75

Jester from my artbook

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Snake demon for your pleasure 🐍💜