whenever i get an automated email

Being scared to socialize because people might think you’re a commie.

Well I guess I have to update this chart again

so did anyone actually get raptured

heavy grunt

kraft singles in your area

why does every "no sugar but this one tastes like the regular version you don't have to be insecure about drinking it we promise" version of a soda taste so much worse than the regular diet version

We're soon working on a page documenting the information revealed in the Undertale 10th anniversary stream. For now, though, it contains this important information.

resume: drew dogfood

They're making the sunsets transgender!

lure me in with cryptids and yokai only to slowly peel back the curtain and reveal that I've been tricked into watching a harem anime

me: making art is difficult. criticism is harsh and cruel. doctor: treatment is simple, stay away from your worst critics. go spend time by yourself me, bursting into tears: but doctor,

something is happening again. seeing a lot of vagueposts.

spinning a wheel each time someone follows me to decide whether to block them

I know librewolf is the browser for people paranoid about cybersecurity but having it automatically log you out of your accounts is fucking stupid and the first thing I turned off

Happy Anniversary Undertale 💛❤️💙💚🧡💜

the internet connects you to the most wonderful people who you would not have been able to meet otherwise but unfortunately cannot bridge the physical distance between you

This is my pyramid scheme post. Everyone who shares this post will get one reshare out of me to be seen by my followers. (content I choose to reshare is at my discretion)

I think theres some alien shit happening

I know tensions are high right now and what I have to say might upset some people. That's something I accept, cause I can't just keep my mouth shut. I really need to say that I prefer the second DanDaDan intro.

is this what the kids call brain rot

I drew a Grimer for the upcoming #STCRellustrated

no it's fucking not

fell down a rabbithole of scale within lego sets and discovered to my surprise there's actually kind of a correct answer. Set 4555 contains a crane which is labeled as having 10m of clearance. There's a 20 brick gap between the baseplate and this crossbeam, confirming 2 bricks height = 1 meter

jerks your herk

Breaking: another gravity falls mystery shack reaches 10k votes on lego ideas, fans convinced that surely this time will be the one to pass review

brain worms

gentrification is when you force fem someone in reverse

Barbuta

Juniper Zero  Delighted to take part in my first art trade, if not ever then certainly in a long, long time! Thanks Juniper! The theme is Slutty Halloween and this delightful ghost is out as Zero from Megaman! (Except I accidentally made an amalgam of Zero and ZX instead - Oops!)

Get thee to a nunnery! A costumed art trade with @magicalmorg.bsky.social to kick off the fall season

y'all know what day it is

no thoughts head empty

me trying to remember how many days are in the month: "Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave September 30 whacks..."

A thing I've genuinely always hated about social media is seeing everyone in my feed vaguely reacting to SOMETHING without anyone giving any context and I have to try to reverse engineer what happened based on their reactions to it

gonna go back in time and punch whoever invented the concept of "distance" I guess that would be god idk I'm gonna punch god. like really hard

shout​out to the zero width space​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Hello I am Character from Internet I sit like this

5 likes is enough I decided. Put it on tumblr since bsky has a pretty restrictive character limit www.tumblr.com/junipart/793...

Loot: Plushie Of A Character From An Indie Cartoon That Has Yet To Post A Second Episode (cursed)

Shia LaBubu

I don't expect it to catch on but I'm gonna throw it out that that Mimicry is a much more representative term than Intelligence for what's been dubbed "AI" Artificial Mimicry. Machines taught to copy human behavior without understanding it.

In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.

this combination of labels tells a story

Best $300 I ever spent

"serving sizes" on nutrition labels are such bullshit how is telling me what's in exactly 3 of something useful now I have to do fucking division if I eat 2 or 4