Getting conspiratorial about "what's in the food" is a big, blinking warning light for impending chud-dom. What, you thought that Cheetos were good for you? You eat them because they're one of the most perfected lab-perfected foods that mankind has created, like the humble Dorito.

This is a spectacular bit in the thread

The UK government wants you to know that two of these images are "understandable disorder", one of these is "the rules-based order", and one of them is "terrorism". Please follow the instructions carefully, or face consequences.

the important thing is that doctor who, like all british institutions, is now a private-public partnership undergoing an open auction for the lowest bidder

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Happy Easter to those celebrating! Here is my very favorite Easter painting: “Happy Easter” by Michel Sowa.

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

#realis #friendsatthetable

Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.

Unfairly specific, how about: ‘TCG fan produces wind’?

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

All these Tory MPs switching to Reform.

Hey @support.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app I think your tagging probably isn't supposed to be visible. Just wanted to let you know!

"I'm being as racist as I can" tearful Starmer tells voters

Can't fault the clarity of Labour's message on protest. There are BAD protesters who must be punished (Irish musicians, anti-genocide vicars) and there are GOOD protesters whose views deserve respect (masked thugs with petrol bombs trying to start a pogrom)

You ever think about these kids

The next target of the govt's war on the vulnerable is kids with Special Educational Needs & Disabilities, inc autism and ADHD. They plan to axe the support that helps SEND kids survive & flourish in a school system that doesn't understand them. Sign & spread: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

Thinking about when I demoed To a T in December. I turned to Keita Takahashi and said that I love that he's so committed to making oddball games that go off the beaten path and asked what draws him to that philosophy. He looked at me very sadly and said "I was trying to make a normal one this time."