When you say you don’t want to have sex tonight and he gives you that Donkey Kong monster truck stare

@jtp.bsky.social get this off me please, I think the person behind the source hasn't even logged in for almost a year

hehe yay woohoo yippee

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

If you switch to bsky it will be vitally important to not use the Discover feed and instead pin this one

What did God mean by this, and why in Indiana

portrait comm for 🦋@pollyanthera.bsky.social🐛 !!

🫵You, artist. 🫵 Draw your funny little characters in The Hoodie. #oc #characterdesign

Here's a new animation I made about Mr. Bean and a guy named Joel. I hope you like it! #votv youtu.be/ma-hOsjjI6s?...

I'm sorry? I just saw a red lens flare (like in deepfried memes) edit of Statler and Waldorf on the megascreen behind the fieldgoal of the Indiana vs Maryland football game?????

SIGNALIS was released 3 years ago today. It still feels like a dream that people still play, discuss and create fanart of our game today ✨ Thank you for your support throughout the years!

Here's my comm info and links. #commissions #commsopen #art

GOOD NEWS! A SINGLE infusion of a stem cell-based treatment, VX-880, may have CURED a small group of patients with the most SEVERE form of Type 1 Diabetes. 10 out of 12 patients have remained insulin-INDEPENDENT for OVER a year and the other two patients now need much LOWER doses of insulin. 🧪🧵⬇️

>"Mario Kart Yuri is real and canon" >looks inside >futa

if this show came out today people on here would be calling them the blowjob brothers

looking back it really is funny that all three of these images coincidentally existed independent of one another

In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.

You know bluesky doesn't penalize you for saying patreon right? You don't have to try and obfuscate it. You can even put a link to it and your post will do just as well

👆👉👇👈 [ @vinny.vinesauce.com @jollywangcore.bsky.social #vinesauce ]

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

ok what gives

Im very supportive of the gay community but I would quite like to stop seeing hairy beefcake bulge on my discover feed

Ok so my discover feed only lasts 2 refreshes now before it goes totally empty. Wtf

What the… He’s emerging

One thing I'll never get use to is how normal anime is now. You use to start an "anime club" at your school, & it was the same 5 guys into DBZ. Now I walk down the street & there's cars with anime stickers on them every few blocks. You will never know how crazy that is to me.

Headless chicken fursona. post ideas

Cool, now drop the micro-USB port for USB-C already

okay but why didn't he marry jughead

why is this in my discover feed, i am scared

On a scale of "ADHD" to "actually autistic" where does putting my song of the month through an MP3 to MIDI converter lie?

"why are you posting 5 times in 5 minutes"

There's a joke to be made here about vtubers, and then there's jokes to be made about fruits that are gray

While I'm in a bored mood here's the back of a Snuggie box with both Oxford commas and no Oxford comma sentences

I'm realizing all too late that the content I don't care for the most (read: not hate) here on Bluesky is what Twitter started out as: random people simply talking about their daily lives

>drinks normal black coffee >blood sugar skyrockets What did my body mean by this

Do I have to mute anything involving Simpsons now? Come on Bluesky shut the hell up pretty please with two tits on top?

Pov you approach the elf #rkgk

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9nu-23086... I tried for the first time competitive #pokemon lol

Twitter is really awful because the world is falling apart and I'm reminded every minute, but this place has it's own flavour of constant negativity. Everyone is low-key trauma-dumping at all times.

"yeah I'm a gamer" and all my recent plays are actual snoozers

Day 43 ❄️ #99SanaDay #galaxillust

Cutie boo #art

This was a file buried deep in a usb drive I found while dumpster diving behind Valve's offices a couple years ago.