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Sigh... Jax having a heartbreaking trans arc is pretty cool, I guess... I just feel like we lost some important representation for insanely annoying guys who fumble baddies and ruin everything for literally no reason... that's all.

"alright i got lunch and i'm gonna watch tadc finale and then i'm gonna take care of the dishes so roommate doesn't have to deal with that when i leave for a week" *roommate gets back 10 minutes later and starts doing dishes* me:

i just remembered that compilation of genuine stellar blade culture war guys that was like, 90% identical to this bit lmfao

i'm gonna be completely real i didn't even know that toy story 4 had come out what do you mean 5 just released

the reason i should never vent on here has nothing to do with anything inherently bad about the practice it's entirely because when people just like all my vent tweets solely to publicly communicate that they see them it makes me want to commit violence

Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?”

didn't think i'd fuck with any of the Gamer watchfaces on my pebble but unfortunately there is a cute link's awakening one

girl me too

gmaminmgng

just now learning that they added a universal jersey outfit to every character in sf6 and losing my mind at how fucking bad the shorts+leggings fit looks on some of these dudes

insane thing

Hollywood agencies are searching JAV Titles for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

visiting Knuckles at his job

Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 1 - The Bird! The Bird! Frame 1314/3234 Caption: (BOTH SLURPING) Timestamp: 00:08:45.2

Danganronpa character: [dying in the most painful and humiliating way possible] the music:

the paper mario: the thousand year door remake made the greatest quality of life improvement i’ve ever seen- including the one line of dialog where vivian says she’s trans

gnight

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

for years and years i wanted a watch like this that was both high quality and also truly felt like "a watch with neat features" and not "an overpriced accessory for your phone" and i'm glad i've got that now

got a watch

basically everything going on wrt banning minors from social media is a severe matter of "i agree with this on paper but the execution is, if i'm being *generous*, utterly thoughtless and bordering on callousness"

You know Netflix Yu Yu Hakusho was BAD bad, and not just funny bad, because this would have had great reaction meme potential

Kills 99% of germs~ #mouthwashing

"was kirby air riders really even that great" *remembers that they made melancholic and triumphant versions of the main theme for story mode* "am i fucking stupid"

she has -1 charm and +2 weird, and no morals

June 14th, 2026. Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car.

ok well now this just makes the choice to show zero actual gameplay in the reveal completely baffling to me lmao

plesiosaur at sunrise

my favorite thing in dark souls is when you get the people analyzing the stats of every weapon in a certain class and they conclude that King Garblefuck's Axe Of Soulfire gets completely trounced by the handaxe that you can buy from a merchant in the first area

insanely badass photo of shigesato itoi

i would do anything for them to put circles on here so i can just whine about shit that i don't want just anyone to be able to see

it does feel nice that no amount of sabotage from the ghouls up top has actually managed to make solar actually look bad in practice

all the shit with the festival they're doing directly outside the white house just feels like the complete inverse of this but also in the lamest way conceivable

they said i couldn't. they couldn't be more fucking wrong..

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

this is easily the most turn of the millenium feature you could possibly implement. who the fuck in 2026 is joining a social media site because a friend Invited them lmfao

this came to me in a dream #art #eldenring

they said i couldn't. they couldn't be more fucking wrong..

was looking back at this and noticed a catastrophic error that needed to be corrected asap

can you believe i have to be away from this thing for a whole week

notice how it's always "nintendo hire this man" and never "nintendo hire this woman" this really says a lot about nintendo's hiring practices