Daily Telegraph... of course! They really want a Reform govt.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT

Funny and tragic, let’s see what late night does with this. #pinks

It's the 10th anniversary of the dumbest moment in modern British history so let's celebrate some of the idiots who made it happen. First up ... Jacob Rees-Mogg and his promise of cheap food and wine... In fact food prices have increased some 12% as a direct result of Brexit (LSE) 1/5

Just a thought. Maybe🍊💩would be less miserable if he'd admit who he really is. Right now he's trying to hide it so he's a miserable creature.

There's a problem with the media 'bigging up' Mandelson's criticism of the PM and government. If they trust him and his judgement on this, why was it a mistake to appoint him ambassador?

As misleading headlines go, that has to be up there with some of the worst! As is the claim that "Immigration is fuelling mass unemployment among under-25s." The "shocking new study" does NOT show that at all 🙄 🧵 1/21

Life was so much better with Obama and Biden.

Cabinet meeting or hostage video? I’m still trying to figure out how anyone in that room says these things with a straight face. Not a single ounce of dignity left at that table.

It’s a stupidly high bar but I believe this to be Craig Brown’s finest work

I thought that asteroid killed off all the dinosaurs 60 million years ago? #NetZero

Insider warns Colbert ouster will hurt CBS in ways executives didn't see coming Let them know, people. Remind them who has the power. #SeeBS #BariWeiss #Ellison www.rawstory.com/stephen-colb...

Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. Stephen Colbert actually returned to community-access TV in Monroe, Michigan for a very special episode: youtu.be/7DlF5Cf4VLM?...

Where do you even start

The Amazing Spider-Man #573 (variant cover, Oct 2008). Pencils and inks: Joe Quesada, colors: Richard Isanove #Spider-Man #Colbert

CBS thinks they canceled Stephen Colbert. CBS actually canceled themselves.

Zero tolerance machining is a high-precision manufacturing method that maintains extremely tight dimensional limits to deliver exceptional accuracy and uniformity in machined parts. Measurements are often controlled at micrometer levels or finer. IG: globalgistx

NEW: I've filed a claim with Todd Blanche for compensation from the $1.776B slush fund for the unlawful investigation by the government into my podcast in August 2019. I'm seeking $8.647 million in compensation for weaponized lawfare - the equivalent of punitive damages, lost pay and retirement.

Yesterday, the IMF uprated their growth forecast for the UK economy this year. Guess how many of today's papers featured that news on their front pages?

youtube.com/shorts/sV4Kz.... Please watch this.

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

Oh, fuck no!!!!

#ProudBlue #Resist #Truth Worried abt the return of #Racism in the the old Confederacy? I am too! I read Marshawn’s comments & was brought to tears. Tthen my righteous anger took over! How dare the descendants of slave owners & racists erase recent history & try to return to the “good old days.”

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

Ministers should get their own back and camp outside Sky TV and shout "Are you still broadcasting shite, Sam?" as Sam Coates enters the building.

Well Worth Reading -

Zeldin lies, bc of course. SOLAR. Rising utility costs should be all the incentive we need to promote, at min, solar panels. youtu.be/e6wGgS__1gI?...

'We don't need you': Reform shuts door on local media hours after taking control of Suffolk County Council www.ipswich.co.uk/we-dont-need...

Say a few words from an old TV commercial that some of us will remember: Don't forget the Fruit Gums, Mum!

Nigel Farage : I was HACKED! Farage complaining that his secret £5 million donation was discovered through hacking, means he's finally an actual Scooby Doo villain. "And I'd have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling kids!"

🗳️ Important explainer.

...?!!? Nope, me neither!

Nazi England everybody. Concentration camps in the UK for brown/black folk. Written by a Brown person no less. A child of immigrants, Shri Lankan Muslims….. 😬 How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to think this policy is okay?

Slightly diminish a book: Wuthering Flats Managed Expectations

SNL UK is savage 😂😂

Blanche on Comey: "This is not just about a single Instagram post. This is about a body of evidence that the grand jury collected over 11 months."

Jimmy Kimmel has outdone himself this time! This pharmaceutical ad about Felon47 is hilarious! 👏👏👏👏👏😂👏👏👏👏👏 #ReZyne #JimmyKimmel

Is it because he's the King and it's his fkn job?

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Trump swore countless times his ballroom would not cost taxpayers a single penny. As usual Trump is a fucking liar.

The big divide in Britain today is between working people and the privately educated, rich, greedy, tax-dodging, selfish, grifting gobshites who try to manipulate working people by pretending to give a shit about them.

England is not flag or Empire, it is not money, it is not blood It’s limestone gorge and granite fell, it’s Wealden clay and Severn mud It’s blackbird singing from the May tree, lark ascending through the scales Robin watching from your spade and English earth beneath your nails - Maggie Holland

The UK government came in below its annual borrowing target by £700m, official figures www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Cummings has had a varied career - from those mystery years working in Putin's Russia to going on a tour of the UK's top secret military sites...

"You're just voluntarily complying with this whimsical cosplay" -- holy shit, Tim Kaine is *demolishing* Russ Vought

Bruce Springsteen - what a legend 🇺🇸

Tailor Bird sews leaves together with plant fibre to form its nest!