If the World Cup can agree to stop calling it Turkey and start calling it Türkiye, you can call your transgender coworker the right name.

He kept that shit closed like the strait of Hormuz!

Tornado warning sirens part 4, they’re drawing a circle practically around my house. Cool cool cool.

Tornado warning 3: Electric Bugaloo. My phone went off this time with a government warning. Shit’s getting real.

Tornado sirens, round 2.

The bad part about living three minutes from a hospital is that I was literally going, “Jesus, that ambulance is taking its sweet time getting to the emergency room,” before I remembered that tornado warnings are a thing.

Explain your @ My name is Brooke and I went to Iowa. I’m not creative.

Geno!

I don’t normally watch much NBA anymore but these last two games were entertaining as hell. Congrats, Knicks.

It’s so beautiful. Thank you New York.

I’m getting a new fence put in today and two whip-thin grizzled dudes with leathery skin from working outside showed up and basically shoved me aside saying, “rain’s coming, gotta get started.” I’m in excellent hands; guys like this know what they’re doing.

Yankees, Cardinals, Phillies. (My first playoff game I attended in person was the Halladay no-hitter).

Heads up, Cincinnati. The veep is coming 'home' for the holiday weekend.

Not the private jets! 😱💀

Remember when the Reds were good? That was a fun couple of weeks.

Glanced at the TV, saw Santillan and 100% thought, “oh, Arthur Rhodes is pitching,” like it somehow time warped to 2010. #BAMF

SOON

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

Wait, why is the number next to the Reds higher than the number next to the Astros. Is that allowed?

Uh, is it football season yet? #Reds

I don’t trust anybody who doesn’t acknowledge the majesty of this moment.

Secret Service shot a kid today

Painful but true. "May the Fourth Be With You" was originally a Tory campaign slogan, coined for Margaret Thatcher on election day in May 1979...

Raspberry dislocated scapula.

$4.75/hr at Farm and Fleet (farm supply store) in 1994. I was excited because that was 50 cents over minimum wage, the best I’d found as a 16 year old.

To every mf-er who did not vote for Kamala Harris - own this dangerous joke of an administration. You ppl are all over this libertarian tech bro bs hellscape.

the shooter is said to be a disaffected supporter of the president, angry that he has failed to get ballroom done

Fuck you, Adam Wainwright. #WLB

It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

This is fun, but maybe the Reds should save some of these runs for future games? #TrustIssues

The art, the artist.

Lena, IL, where most of my extended maternal family lives, apparently now only exists as a pile of rubble. From my uncle:

Post a gif from your favorite movie from the year you turned 18. This is still one of my favorites, and the sequel captured the ridiculousness just perfectly too.

I guess I need to extend my already long list of comparisons between Trump and King John to include 'has a fight with the pope'.

This is creepy, Reds. Let the poor lady gets her steps in peace.

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

It took me a minute, but I finally figured out who Melania looks like now with all of the plastic surgery-Latoya Jackson.

This is Avignon Papacy *slander* and absolutely ignores the fact that a) the Romans had been doing it for centuries before that and b) Rome was on fire and you too would want to light out for the south of France. The worst sin of this administration is it's poor grasp of late medieval history.

What the hell? I take a shower with the Reds down 0-2 and I get out and check and they won 6-3 in 10? The fuck did I miss?! 🤣⚾️ #YaySports

Happy Easter!

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Obviously, yes. #ATOBTTR

Should we be playing a Pagan on Good Friday?