May god bless and keep the teenage kid across the street who just came over with the snowblower and tackled the mountain at the end of my driveway from the plow. I’m literally shopping for snowblowers online because my back hurts and this is some bullshit.

Remember when I had a condo and someone else shoveled? Those were good times.

Literally the entire office today while watching weather updates.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

This meeting could’ve been a scroll 📜😌 Say it without saying it. Grab it on mugs, notebooks, totes, and more. www.redbubble.com/i/notebook/T... #WorkMemes

I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016

Just go and steal it. Why on earth do they suddenly have a conscience about provenance now? (It’s because a white person owns it)

My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!

We’re in the second week of forced return to the office full time, and of course I’m sick with bronchitis and a sinus infection for the first time since before Covid. It’s almost like thousands of people packed into a building is a bad idea.

This is exactly it. ICE is the landing place for the sad, insecure little men who pout and whine when we’re taller than them in heels.

I need a video of the Pope doing “Good! Better! Best!” at 5:30am in Rome

bears

Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE.

in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!

Malört of victory! 🐻⬇️

Has anyone ever actually told the Bears that they’re allowed to play the whole game? They don’t HAVE to wait until the 4th quarter?

What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?

kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about

lol, just your standard Bears win % chart.

WALK IT OFF

EAT SHIT WISCONSIN

Jesus Christ, Bears. Y’all trying to kill me. 🐻⬇️

I’m no Ohio State fan, but I’m enjoying this. Michigan fans have been insufferable twats the last 4 years; they need a good shaming.

Twas a good day. 🏈

The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.

Cardiac Bears, continued

HOW DO THE BEARS KEEP DOING THIS?! Jesus Christ, my nerves aren’t built for this. 🐻⬇️

Uh, thanks for the touchdown, Bengals?! WTF?! 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

My nephew is very into his first Bears game.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Eat shit, Aaron Rodgers.

Man, Wisconsin is NOT good at football.

Hahahaha fuck you Chiefs you fascist pieces of shit.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

I stayed up until midnight to watch a fucking tie between two teams I hate?

Fortunately, the Mets.

BOW TO YOUR CINCINNATI OVERLORDS

ESPN took like 15 minutes to add the Elly HR to the score in the app, but everything else was up to date. I was starting to think I had a stroke and just imagined the HR. 🤣

At my nephew’s football game and the other team’s coach just got ejected for violence. The kids on the teams are SIX YEARS OLD! Sports parents are the worst.

I feel like I know that guy.

The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

Happy PSL day to my fellow basic bitches. Fall is coming! 🍁🍂