Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

Dear male White House reporters, The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind. Regards, God

Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory) Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)

I love tasting new things, and a few years ago a friend whose family is from the Philippines introduced me to Ube, the purple sweet potato. Behold the micro-level American mixing-pot at work: Ube pie for Thanksgiving! Immigration made our dinner better, folks.

"By the day they raided Café Marko, almost everyone in town probably would have been swept up if they were there."

It could happen.

I'm not into public declarations of philanthropy, but one of the monthly outlays of $ that makes me feel the most satisfied these days is a donation to @democracyforward.org. These are the lawyers and legal minds behind many of the cases stopping this administration from executing alllll their evil.

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe. Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.

what could possibly go wrong?

Women are watching abusive dynamics play out on the national stage and for many it feels very, very familiar to what they’ve experienced regularly— I hope midterms are a referendum

I think about the Raymond Carver story "A Small, Good Thing" several times a week as I read the news and eat pastries, and it makes more sense with every passing day.

“The students said there were desks in the quad manned by the military, where you could get your tuition reimbursed if you enlisted immediately in the research corps. They said no one was signing up, that the soldiers there all looked bored and annoyed.”

In a world where women are increasingly but subtly owned, this could happen.

🎯🎯

The high school debate unit, but make it prosecutable.

“No big deal, just eat ketchup packets for a few more days.” - SCOTUS

Please @durbin.senate.gov, please reverse your vote. Please. As one of your constituents, I beg you not to cede ground on health care. Please. Please. Please.

@durbin.senate.gov VOTE NO!

Imagine going to the Supreme Court to beg them to let you starve your people.

You know what would make cancelled flights easier to handle? Releasing the Epstein files so folks have something to read while they’re stuck at the airport.

I'm libbing the fuck out right now

Please let this happen.

Hi, I’m God. Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Thanks, God

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov, does this seem necessary? Don’t we have a court order about unnecessary force?

The pro-life party is in power.

I have this very niche problem wherein I write speculative fiction that keeps becoming realistic fiction. thiscouldhappen.substack.com

President Miller is in charge of all of this.

Stop President Miller now.

I controversially believe that teenagers shouldn’t have to show their bare chests to adults in order to use a restroom.

It could happen.

“No one saw it coming. We all thought the new regulations wouldn’t take effect until fall.”

“With more than thirty-thousand embryos of varying gestational age stored in Sanctora’s vaults across Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi, it is crucial that more parents take advantage of early-stage pricing for implantation of their DNA in Vessels.”

Hi @schakowsky.house.gov. 👋 I’m pretty sure you know this already, but omg, vote no.

Short read on today at SCOTUS: Good day for inmates. Immigrants stay losing always. Worst day for women since Dobbs.

This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.

My grandmother was a young pregnant Jewish woman alone on a train in Poland during WWII when a German soldier told her to get off at the next stop because there wouldn't be any soldiers waiting at the station. She survived because, in that moment, a soldier chose the right thing over obeying orders.

A legally brain-dead woman in GA is being kept alive artificially to serve as an incubator. The embryo was 9 wks gestation when the woman was declared brain-dead. The woman's family is drowning in medical debt against their will. Please help them. Fuck abortion bans. www.gofundme.com/f/help-adria...

Adriana Smith’s is being kept alive to serve as an incubator for a fetus that was only 9wks gestation when Adriana was declared brain dead. Her family must cover the astronomical medical costs associated with this inhumane treatment. Please help them. www.gofundme.com/f/help-adria...

Read the full thread. The call for dismissal is a trap.

Fascinating hobby. I'd join this crafting circle.

In Wisconsin, Republicans support abortion bans. Wisconsin Democrats—and the vast majority of voters—have a different view: abortion care should be up to you and your doctor. Not politicians.

President Donald Trump has said, “We want more babies.” But the actions of the Elon Musk-led U.S. DOGE Service have left many pregnant federal workers without the parental leave, health insurance and income they had thought they could rely on when they chose to conceive.

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us

Read the whole thread.

Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Auschwitz — a complex of over 40 concentration and extermination camps — was not located in Nazi Germany either.

I am a descendent of people who died in concentration camps, and I also concur that they are bad and we shouldn't have them.

My favorite sign at #HandsOffChicago

Also, I can't understand why this isn't getting more coverage - a federal judge said Alabamans can't be punished for helping other Alabamans seek abortions out of state, where they're legal. Other states (*cough* Texas *cough*), beware.

I overheard a female voter at a polling location in Wisconsin yesterday say, "I'm here to exercise the last bit of control over my body I have left." I have a hunch about who got her vote.