You don't need to say christofascism. Just call it fascism. It doesn't matter if they're waving Jesus around, fascism is fascism.

"If we just make it really hard to vote and disenfranchise people who don't vote for us, we would never lose an election again!"

On one side of my family we have zero knowledge of our lineage before my grandpa. There was just nobody left to ask. He wasn’t even sure if his last name was real or made up. And there’s a story like this in almost every Ukrainian household. Today is Holodomor Remembrance Day

The Trump administration is advertising for “deportation judges” to aid in mass deportations.

Black mirror needs to get more dystopian FAST

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

More left-leaning people need to think about national security. Regardless of what you think about governments or militaries, you have to have them. Because of this, the people who run them should agree with you on where violence should be used. Is it Russian troops or Venezuelan fishermen?

Incredible headline.

Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged

The President of the United States is using his platform to lift up people calling for political violence—the hanging of Democratic Members of Congress. This is dangerous beyond measure. There has to be a line, and my Republican colleagues must wake up and speak out.

They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.

REPORTER: “Trump accused the other side of encouraging political violence. Isn't that what he is doing?” LEAVITT: “Why aren't you talking about what members of congress are doing telling the military not to follow lawful orders?” REPORTER: “Actually, they said ILLEGAL orders.”

my favorite compliment is when people tell me my art looks like the inside of their asshole

I fucking hate this motherfucker. "If Russia and Ukraine just trade there will be peace" What the fuck does this imbecile think has been happening for the last 20 fucking years?

Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/

I do think Trump spoke at that McDonald’s thing almost uniquely not for any personal gain but because he loves McDonald’s that much and viewed it as an honor

The hotel is still under construction and the free continental breakfast is on another continent 😂

The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One

Calm down man lol

Clay Higgins is protecting someone, possibly himself

🎯 GARCIA : “It’s time to end this White House cover-up. Trump has the power to release the files today. He does not even need a vote. What is Donald Trump hiding?”

holy crap, lmao

SoCal is where Mexicans, Persian Jews, Armenians, Mongolians, Koreans, and White people join their arms together in service of Babylon

Don't do any of this.

How long must we be forced to endure this national humiliation

The UN approves a U.S. plan authorizing an international stabilization force in Gaza and a potential future path to a Palestinian state.

Japan is right to hold its ground while calling for calm in this war of words over Taiwan (via Bloomberg Opinion)

The real Silicon Valley commentary was having a funder be like "you have all the time and money in the world, go nuts," only to suddenly pull the rug and say "actually, now you have to solve immortality for me personally in two weeks or you're cut off." This is how modern monsters are created.

A closely fought first-round vote on Sunday has set up a showdown between a member of the Communist Party and an ultraconservative veteran politician, sharply polarizing the country.

It’s fun how if you get a little critter in your house a dog might kill it because it wants to protect the people that it loves and defends the home against intruders and a cat might kill it because it likes murdering things

In 48 other states, new moms have access to Medicaid for up to one year after they give birth. Not in Wisconsin. There, the limit remains two months. And it’s only because of one man: Assembly Speaker Robin Vos. / My latest story for @propublica.org www.propublica.org/article/wisc...

The professionals who surrounded Jeffrey Epstein defended and deflected, coached and countermessaged, burnished and polished. Together, they helped extend Epstein’s influence and freedom, even lending an air of invincibility.  This is "The Network" www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

“give me sugar … in water”

Trump called Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., a "traitor" after his revoking political endorsement of her. Greene said Sunday his words can "put my life in danger."

I need an elected official who will mock them with me

Worth remembering:

I understand where the killdozer guy came from

The coming Avian Measle-Pox pandemic is gonna be something, but don't worry, RFK JR is doing everything he can to make sure your children don't get too much fluoride.

It only took 7 months, but my “why tariff banana?” crusade has FINALLY been vindicated: the White House has exempted bananas (and a bunch of other tropical fruits) from the tariffs today Now if they could just realize this whole trade war is stupid and counterproductive…

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs

I will never understand why labubus are popular beyond some kind of mass psychosis

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

China and Japan are locked in a furious diplomatic spat over Taiwan, with Beijing unleashing language that is far from diplomatic.

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/