One down, two more to go and I'll have a full set!

having a big cock should entitle me to getting lots of money and it's fucked it doesn't

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

Male ligers are considered some of the largest cats.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility AND the day that the Matrix came out in 1999, that’s just kismet.

This is my trans agenda

Lyko: *squeezes cheeks together*

“And now, Harry Potter, you will make your great entrance into the Wizarding World,”said the Sorting Hat. “Just like that?” said Harry, astonished. “Putting on a dusty old hat?”. The hat grinned, wryly. “Not at all!” it said, “first (of course!) we must Inspect Your Genitalia!”

Tomodachi life if it were awesome. [FAÇADE MII ANIMATION]

My chicken noodle soup turned out really good!

GLINDA: You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Democracy.

Handing out the Epstein files at CPAC. From @thegoodliars.bsky.social

Psycho Patrol R is a hilarious, Finland-coded, euro-septic vision of our horrible future and one of the best immersive sims I've played in ages. aftermath.site/psycho-patrol-...

Funny how this epilogue fixed every "issue" people had with the original show, while doing a really great recontextualization of everything we saw in the previous five seasons, but fans will convince you that Future is very bad and poorly written for completely frivolous reasons.

And, now, we KNOW that it needs to be investigated ASAP.

Shows like TADC are victims of the fact that there is no Middle Shows anymore. Or at least, corporations don't WANT there to be a middle. Its either for kids, or adults. They cannot handle the inbetween and I don't know why. Is it about money? Control?

Xbox boys of mask and glory! Commissioned by anon 😭

I'm nice to hear Matt in good spirits in the latest Chapo. Im glad his recovery is going well.

Me when I catch my roommates gay kissing each other 💅 youtu.be/bI9hgp32-f0?...

I hate that I have to double check everything I do, because the moment I am even remotely confident the first time something fucks up. Guarenteed.

You gotta be vigilant

When I got my furby tattoo (which I will never regret because furbies are perfect), both of the tattoo artists in the room said that a) my furby tattoo was awesome & b) that Harry Potter tattoos were the most common thing they had been asked to do cover ups for & that it was an industry wide issue.

EXPLAINING MARX TO DISCORD CATGIRLS: so Ready Player One is a totalizing super-context where Iron Giant does fortnite dances with tracer overwatch, right? That's how money works, because of capitalism EXPLAINING DISCORD CATGIRLS TO MARX'S GHOST: Frivolous women are both hot and sexually adventurous

DEATH OF THE MIDDLE.

Grown adults that dont eat vegetables are such big red flags to me.

that one friend who's always getting corrupted by the monolith

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

Rai getting Grooming ✂️✂️👔✨ big guy in the setting must order a special tailoring set including underwear and other clothing to prevent tearing from erection and moving💥 also grooming all over the body for adult guy would be really hard , so there's service for that🐺✨

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

I had a vision

I talk and talk and talk about how anticommunism is deeply baked into the American psyche, and still, at a time when old people and sick people and disabled people are having their lives snuffed out in Cuba because of a blockade this country imposed, it's still "but Lenin was bad actually" discourse

I hear almost every job now is asking for "ai experience"... which is for the most part going to be being injected by bullshitpilled middlemen at recruitment companies rather than the actual hirer imo treat it like you would "3 shipped titles": ignore it and apply anyway, and in a pinch just lie

Another drawing just to try something different and relax myself. I love cute sleeping characters 😁

To all the people that voted for this Fuck every last single one of you In the annals of criminal history, no one ever imagined corruption at this scale

Happy Bear Day everybody This year's Bear King is Burke!

OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project Pass it on

I’ll say it again and again, evangelicals are the most dangerous group of people on the planet, no fucking contest.

mordekaiser have a repaint as I don't have time for his new skin

Took a break from comms to work on my magnum fucking opus ( labeled suggestive just in case)

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

Tapatio just got bought by private equity in January, and Cholula doesn't taste the same since McCormick bought it so uhm what's your basic not that hot hot sauce (and don't say tabasco, tabasco is not good)

And it's the effect of a decades long blockade that none of you fucks care about because it was old when most of you were born.