We told you it wasn't gonna end with just icky porn you don't like....

@johnnyappleskeet: Cosmic Crisp, pretty good apple @rottentothacore: you fuckin sellout @farfromdatree: holy shit Johnny delete this @doctoraway: pair well with the boots you're licking?

Jonathan Coulton was very clear about his desires for you today, and they did not include buying anything.

Happy May Day, my friends. Remember, we deserve more than a bite of the pie or a seat at the table. We deserve the world.

A May Day protester is asked why they are out protesting today in NYC: "People are suffering. People are dying. The rich get richer off the backs of poor and working class people." Nailed it!

Hey, hey, it's MAY DAY. You know what to do... No School! No Work! No Shopping! #TaxTheOligarchs

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

good tweet

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

Every worker deserves a union, including the workers whose creative labor earns billions in revenue for Hasbro and WOTC. I urge them to voluntarily recognize their union today!

there's something disgusting about cis ppl using hrt for sexual kicks while calling me a pervert for using it to reduce suicidal ideation.

So everybody's talking about BEAST GAMES now? Well, let me tell you about the last time somebody tried to poorly piggyback off SURVIVOR youtu.be/0UXKluBO-sw

Move over Hemingway, "Elon Musk, please help" clocks in at a cool four words

There are a dozen ridiculous nonsensical things about Alex Jones's meltdown, but let's not ignore how weird it is that he named-checked Marina Abramović of all people.

I just want to say, by the way, that the Wikipedia pages about the MJ allegations are obviously controlled by stans

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

Well yeah, that would require Jared Leto to ever be artistically inspired by anything. www.ign.com/articles/jar...

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

I'm putting together an outfit to play Malvolio in Twelfth Night, and I can't get over this image. Yes, I will absolutely wear these stupid yellow flower socks to the gym.

Cis people who did some thinking before coming out to themselves as cis tend to be some of the most reliable, honourable and secure people I’ve ever known.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Journalists know that losing the Wayback Machine would be a nightmare: www.wired.com/story/the-in...

I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness. To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5. Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it. http://patreon.com/fightingpride93

It's not an exaggeration to say that trans women have been a part of pretty much every tech innovation you enjoy. Space travel, personal computing, electronic music...

Well, the good news is CUTAWAYS is also available on Vimeo on Demand and Fandango at Home.

Two absolute musts are universal basic income and healthcare. Survival itself must be decoupled from employment. In addition, we also need to do: 4-day weeks, universal pre-K to college, end gerrymandering via multiwinner districts and proportional RCV, expand SCOTUS, add states (DC+PR), Nuremberg 2

The Super Mario Galaxy movie is like if you were fed a meal that consisted mostly of Mini M&Ms but with a spoon's worth of big M&Ms in there to make you think "well at least there's some M&Ms variety" but afterward it's just more Mini M&Ms.

Whenever people ask me what to do with pedophiles in a world without prisons, I ask them what we do with them in a world with prisons. Epstein should have been a giveaway: we elect them president.

Enlisted service members: you have a choice. You do not have to die for Donald Trump. girightshotline.org

Tumblr throwback for April fools.

I've been hooking up with a guy who's a huge LOTR fan. I think I'm finally gonna start reading them so I have something to talk about while I'm over.

Ah, good ol' CERN (with a hard C) now there's a topic of discussion... youtu.be/2qZdOGKp4Dk

Man, The older I get the more this shit annoys me. Why would you want to waste the magical imagination of world-building just to make guys shoot other guys. Are you 4 and just figured out how to make gun sounds with your mouth or what

When the series ended, a lot of people were mad at the last book; Applegate responded with a letter that went *incredbly* hard, that showcased the respect she had for her readers. It follows, below, in full.

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

Techbros, when they say “AI is the future”, they’re really saying “I’m not aging and I’m not irrelevant”, they’re trying to drag their own pasts into the future instead of accepting the natural order

art is "undemocratic" because only rich people can afford to commit to it full time. if you want to enable the working class to find success in art, you want social welfare, subsidized rents, free healthcare, and UBI. which you could pay for multiple times over with the money being wasted on "AI"

Kalshi is adding a "Report insider trading" button to its prediction markets. 1) That ought to do it and 2) I would love to be the person monitoring this inbox. news.kalshi.com/p/kalshi-new...

Our next cast member to announce is Silas Kade as Jordan Starr #botnwpod #castannouncement

I was a sex worker during the alito crackdown years, this “protecting women and children” shit from conservatives is literally always a lie. It’s one of the oldest tricks in the playbook. They just want to surveil you and erase “indecent people” (with the power to decide what that means), full stop

you kinda have to have brain worms in the first place to accept any notion that people who aren’t bothered enough to do anything about an open pedophile ring involving the president and keep trying to legalize child marriage in various states suddenly care about protecting children

Just another day in the life of an NPC! : ) #comics (1/3)

The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.

Some of y'all