I spent so long working on a video depicting Donald Trump as a mad king who shits on the American people, and he just went ahead and made a worse Ai version.

It’s heartening to see the No Kings rallies. Keep up the momentum, America! That’s the trick!

Capitalism will end, and probably sooner than we expect. We can replace it with a more equitable system or we can replace it with technofeudalism. The good ending is not guaranteed. We'll get what we fight for.

I'm so proud to see so many people out protesting in LA, and I'm even more excited to hear about the protest going on in the small town where my parents live.

This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so

Okay, but do Runners dream of electric Blades?

tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

Come see the sketch that my girlfriend is calling "Fine" and "I liked the last joke at least." youtu.be/5lIl9uGyqRo

And of course so many people in this terribly individualistic society of ours blame themselves, or look for the "one quick fix" online which leads to ChatGPT or sovcit nonsense because they're desperate. A case that lasts a year or two can bankrupt you even if you win.

I'm so sick of hearing how our legal system is the Greatest System In The World when half my day is people crying because they don't understand why their lives are being destroyed by a landlord or cop who keeps a bad case going just by being willing to lie under oath and therefore force a trial.

i'm always saying this

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

WANTED: 10,000 toenails (for science!) In non-smokers, radon gas (which naturally rises out of the ground and can accumulate in enclosed spaces) is a leading cause of lung cancer. However, most people don't know their exposure history, making it difficult to determine who is at higher risk. 🧪

Turns out this was a great day to release a video, since everyone and their brother seems to be dealing with YouTube outages

On this episode of my long-running and beloved podcast, Bluto comes on to discuss his latest product and his feelings on how I presented Popeye in my Spinach video. youtu.be/5lIl9uGyqRo

Saying "This social media platform is full of people who don't understand jokes" is like a fish saying "This part of the ocean is full of water"

Everybody thinks that their corner of the Internet is full of people who don't understand jokes. Little do they know that every corner of the Internet is filled to the tits with people who don't understand jokes.

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

Mamdani standing up for transgender people living in America is a huge part of why he is dominating the mayor's race in New York City. Giving a shit about trans people, immigrants, and the unhoused is a winning strategy. I hope that reminds you of what Trump wants you to forget: People are good.

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

Shout out to that one person at every job who decides that every sentence that someone else says is worth making fun of. You suck.

"Without Jared Leto there wouldn't be a TRON:ARES." "Here's some cat shit for dessert. Sorry, but without this cat shit there wouldn't be any dessert at all."

it really has been amazing how much one person in a frog suit destroyed their fantasy visuals over the past week. this wouldn't work everywhere but Portland, you are doing amazing sweetie

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

to the joker, a goofy movie is just a movie

Gavin Newsom can't support trans people if he runs for president, because a move like that may actually get him elected.

That Blender is free is pretty well communicated. But also most paid addons the community makes are outrageously inexpensive. There's always some wiz kid with like, a one-click infinitely variable scifi cityscapes generator - $15 (or whatever you think is fair), commercial use, free updates forever.

I mentioned the Dragonballs in passing today and Liv gave me the most astonished look ever and said, "THERE ARE ACTUAL DRAGONBALLS IN DRANGONBALL?!"

The presence of Jared Leto is the singular thing holding me back from watching TRON: ARES. However, it is still more than enough to hold me back.

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

sloth is such a funny name for an animal. we shoulda named more animals after the sins they most embody

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Feels weird that absolutely no social media site is run by someone who likes social media.

tech companies be like "we are disabling the ability to turn off GPS location in the next update"

do you think a jigglypuff sounds like a dodgeball when it gets hit by something. like that “ping”

People should be just as pissed about this as Kimmel.

I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration free campaign idea to good home

Remembering her episode of THE WILD THORNBERRYS where she tells Eliza that chimps shouldn't be pets, but Darwin is a weirdo so it's cool.

I find it disgusting on multiple levels that a bunch of tech folks tried to create the image of their idea of the perfect woman, and their final result looks like a 14 year old girl.

I got another one for ya already. youtu.be/FksSZp_HM9Q

This is a very bad ruling for all of us who value the First Amendment.

How it started vs How it's going:

The most powerful people on earth think I’m running around transing everyone when I plan my entire day around where and when I can shit without offending cis people.

Shooting 9 pages/23 shots/15 setups tomorrow. With a crew of 1. And new lights & camera we’ve never used. And also I don’t know any of the lines. And I don’t like what I wrote. It’s ineloquent and unfunny. Let’s do this!

Emma Watson: We have our disagreements, but I'm thankful for the opportunities JK Rowling gave me. JKR: I can't believe Emma Watson is being such a piece of shit right now. Watson: It's tough, but it's important that we all try to get along. JKR: Fuck her! I hate that asshole.