sufficiently large polygons are the domain of lovecraftian horror

Slightly increase a band: The Same As Jake

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

A psa: you will never have a pint with Farage, his £5m security team would taser you before you got within 10 metres, so stop using that fantasy as a reason to vote for him

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

Hello everybody, I want to believe just as much as anybody else does but I really need to tell you that in my 10+ years of experience as a disinformation expert, the only reason UFO shit gets put out by the government is to distract you from other really bad things

Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.

Britain's broadcast media boasts of its strict adherence to impartiality rules. Mentions per MP. LibDems: 645 Tories: 5,116 Greens: 7,763 Labour (the actual govt): 27,438 Reform: 70,732 Anyone surprised they're ahead? bebroadcast.co.uk/politics-who...

Here’s a poem called ‘Life of a Naturalist’.

Been awake since 2am, so I finished the rest of David Szalay's "Flesh", which is to say, most of it. It feels the right way to have read it, lying alone in bed in the pool of light from the lamp with outside birdsong the only noise.

do I need my id to vote? or will my superego be enough

Ever find yourself reading the Wikipedia article for a well-reviewed book you didn't enjoy, just to check whether you missed something? I just did, and it seems that no, I didn't miss anything, and I'm now perplexed.

Trump has never made anyone a better person; he has only given bad people permission to show how bad they are.

graffiti at Sandycove, Dublin. 'Your phone makes the real world less satisfactory. It's designed to do that.'

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

"As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person..." This hollow motherfucker. There's nothing inside but doubt, fear and rage. He lays down in the dark and knows he's a moronic, posturing shit. And every morn begins an epic battle to convince everyone otherwise. It's mental illness.

Who could possibly have predicted this

Not from The Onion

The Atlantic did a fine job in trying to give Trump's side the right to reply, but I think that anyone writing about or investigating his administration now should just do it without bothering to ask, on the basis that any reply they give will be horseshit www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

Even worth eating their shitty cookies for. Expect a pro-EU op-ed from the DM very soon....

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

But sure he is stark mad

After his tragic punctuation accident, he was in a comma for three days

Is this another example of vibecoding in action from @theguardian.com? It's on the android app.

Orban has conceded. Majority too big for him to try any nonsense. Tisza is going to have plenty of challenges in sorting out Orban's mess but this is a good day.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Right, that's 8 agents I've submitted my novel to today, and all I really want to do now is have a long walk and think about anything but querying.

Let's all outsource our carefully-honed human tastes to AI which is obviously better at this sort of thing

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Impeach Trump.

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

This is a good link to bookmark to get Artemis II images hot off the presses: www.nasa.gov/gallery/jour...

Hoo, my little pretty one, my pretty one / When you gonna give me some -

James Dyson is framing his own financial interests as if they were about national security. As farmers, philanthropists, entrepreneurs, founders of energy companies, and business leaders we say Dyson is 100% wrong. We millionaires who love the UK say tax us more and tax us now.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Actually April is the scientist; the creature is called April's Fool

I mean, they've already sentenced tens of thousands of Palestinians who hadn't been convicted of anything to death, without bothering to run it past anyone, so this feels a bit cart before the horse

‘Soon publishers won’t stand a chance’: literary world in struggle to detect AI-written books

Today, half a million people marched against racism and division as @togetheralliance.bsky.social The emboldenment of the far right is a grave concern for all of us. Today, Brits said loud and clear: they do not represent us. Our streets belong to us, not to fearmongers who preach hate 🫱🏼‍🫲🏿🪧

Holy New York.

No Kings (Philadelphia)

WH Auden

Anyone know if the mad orange king uses AI excessively?

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

This story just gets wilder the further down you get. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...