The amount of shit the world will be in by summer, due to the destruction of Middle East oil refineries and Pedolf’s illegal naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is pretty unimaginable. Literally an asteroid strike on the earth will be more desirable than what we’re all about to go through.

ALSO..... FUCK YOU TRUMP VOTERS!!

Just a reminder that the Trump supporting NeoNazis are doing their best to completely destroy the US, so we’re all broke, in poverty and fighting for the scraps that they’ll be more than happy to sell us.

Time to tell it like it is folks, just like Putin did with Russia when he invaded Ukraine, Donald Trump has shown the world just how weak the US military actually is. We can’t protect shit, and though we spend $1 Trillion on “defense”, we get decimated by ballistic missiles and $20k RC drones.

Friday and the markets close soon……what is our Insider Trader in Chief going to do in Iran?

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Microsoft Teams is the work of Satan. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Even his poorly staged assassination attempts are incompetent

The Trump fake assassination attempts will continue on a regular schedule until his poll numbers rise. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

So another fake assassination attempt is supposed to sway me to support that pedophiles ballroom and fuhrer-bunker? My family and I don’t get a bunker for when shit hits the fan. Why should I give a shit about protecting the lives of the people who caused it to hit the fan in the first place?

The administration that ended DEI became the best argument for needing it.

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Your Friday reminder about the mountains of evidence listing names of people who have visited an island where children were being tortured, raped, murdered and eaten, and still no one has been investigated or arrested for it.

The responses to Crybaby Caligula's bullshit crack me up.😂

The only rigged elections are the ones that Trump won

The energy we need to send fascism back into hiding.

The US government is a terrorist organization and must be overthrown so democracy may return one day 🇺🇸

Let me get this straight….We Americans have to pay inflated costs due to Trumps illegal tariffs, and now since they were ruled illegal, our tax payer money is going to be used to refund all the companies hit with illegal tariffs. So when do we see those refunds, I wonder?

I never doubted my toothless sons

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Happy 420 to all who celebrate youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw?...

Of COURSE he's insider trading. He's a crook, he's ALWAYS been a crook, he's using the presidency to make billions. He ran to stay out of jail, to make money and to feel powerful, because that's what a narcissist like him gets off on. It was never about helping people.

This is beautiful

Why do we have lawmakers in Congress who are willing to hold fellow members of Congress accountable for sexual assault but not a President?

Quote of the day (this one is for you, MAGA) “Everything is a conspiracy when you’re a moron.”

Epstein files Make Canada 51st state Epstein files Take Greenland Epstein files Venezuela Epstein files Iran war Epstein files Threaten end of civilization Epstein files Attacking Pope Leo Epstein files Jesus picture Epstein files Cuba Epstein files

Every Israel-aligned PAC in America must be outed, declared as foreign agents, and its politicians removed from government. This November only vote for those who don’t accept bribes from Israel

At the end of my father’s battle with Parkinson’s, he too would sundown due to dementia. During the daytime hours he could barely stay awake and speak clearly, but at night his mind was gone, but he could speak without an issue. Just like Trump is doing now

It is not a conspiracy anymore.

John Fetterman is the proof that brain damage makes you MAGA

Fuck Palantir and Peter Thiel Americans need to make sure that company is buried, and Thiel is shoved under the prison

So Trump claims he’s going to blockade Russia and China from the Persian gulf. Which is an act of war, by the way. Let’s see who he’s more scared of…..them or Israel. Who has more dirt that they can release on Trump?

So the US is going to blockade the Strait of Hormuz…..that Iran has already blockaded with missiles and drones? Trump and Kegsbreth has turned our military into a feckless paper tiger just like Russia.

French perspective

Someone tell Trump that while he might want to surrender to Iran to claim a ceasefire, Israel does not.

Gee, that's so weird that a pathologically lying, career criminal, 34-time felon, child rapist billionaire might do that.🙄 Wake the hell up, MAGA. You and your shitiot GOP Congressmen and women are being fucking played. Are you all that collectively naive and stupid? Rhetorical question.

The president of the United States is a mentally deteriorating sociopathic terrorist.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES... 👇

Donald Trump has done more damage to the United States of America than any foreign enemy accomplished in our nation’s 250-year history.

The US/Iran “Ceasefire” Deal - in NBA Terms

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