I don't know what the deal with the frog is but it's using haki

Y'know I'm not supposed to say that word things are correct or incorrect because that's classist and snobby and gatekeeping etc.? "Woah" is incorrect.

If you think about it, SAW is kind of like Waiting for Godot if Godot had been there the whole time.

We are sitting literally next to each other.

It's intermission at Waiting for Godot and the woman in the row in front of me is asking ChatGPT what the play is about. Beckett would haaaaaaate that.

You do not have to

Siiiiiiiiiiigh maybe I should go to law school

I'm in New York and I keep getting instagram ads for cool Halloween events but they're all in New York. Stupid geo-targeted ads don't know where I live.

Drunk Skeletons — Vlad Gradobyk, 2012

I hope someday there is a ska musical on Broadway.

I should have been more reckless when I was younger. Is it too late to be reckless?

Calling it now that in Spaceballs 2 Mel Brooks should call Grogu "Gogurt"

I've seen all kinds of hype about One Battle After Another and I still have no idea why it should interest me! What am I missing?

This is just the Porter Square T station

Why would they cancel Queer Ultimatum and not Straight Ultimatum?

This is tonight! Carly Maybe goes on around 10pm! It's going to be so much fun!

I would like Phish to play the Super Bowl halftime show.

Spooky season approaches, so I'm going to repost some of my Halloween comics from years past.

Today on Tales From Hinge

I've really got to hand it to Corona beer for staying the course with their branding through it all.

J. Jonah Jameson: You get those photos of Spider-man? Peter Parker: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked J. Jonah Jameson: what

Guys. The sumo tournament finale was absolutely bananas. Wow. So exciting!

This is what I mean by “everybody has a job” in the movement.

J. Jonah Jameson: You get those photos of Spider-man? Peter Parker: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked J. Jonah Jameson: what

I'm trying real hard not to eat my feelings

I am feeling extremely anxious!

and i promise I'm not saying this to personally fish for compliments! I just feel like in the general promotional hullabaloo about large format film, the serious labor that goes on behind the scenes isn't exactly front and center for less-informed audiences

What I'm saying is be extremely kind and complimentary to your 70mm projectionists and maybe give them protein-packed snacks and refreshing drinks, it's a rough fucking job

I just ran One Battle After Another on 70mm and in case it's not common knowledge I want to make sure audiences know that those reels are fucking HUGE and HEAVY (like 40-50 lbs) and we have to lift them over our heads and angle them onto a thin shaft without dropping them on ourselves/the projector

Big sumo finale tonight! If Hoshoryu wins against Onosato, we get a playoff match between the two yokozuna.

JPop Demon Hunters like you're my soba shop, my little soba shop

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

I'm so happy to have found sumo. I love following it so much.

Victoria's surgery was yesterday and it went very well. She's home now and resting. Thanks everyone for your support!

I desperately want a Dunkaccino

Canelo was put on time out for the first time today at doggie daycare for wrestling too hard with his frenemy, Moochie, and causing a ruckus. Moochie and Canelo swapped being on time out. I got there to pick him up and he was segregated from gen pop! 😂☠️ he has no comment about today’s events.

Our red panda kits have names! ❤️ Introducing Katara (left) and Sokka (right) Inspired by the iconic brother–sister duo from Avatar: The Last Airbender! These tiny siblings are already showing big personalities, and we can’t wait to share more of their journey as they grow.

This is just the Porter Square T station

tuning out is an option

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

My personal karaoke rule: Never judge someone's singing, but judging song choice is fair game.

I have a structured settlement and I need cats now

I'm a free bitch, baby

I have a structured settlement and I need cats now

Replacing James Van Der Beek with Lin-Manuel Miranda in the Dawson's Creek one-night reading is objectively very funny.

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

Am I really only two years younger than Margo Channing?