Kids are wild because what do you mean I had the most traumatizing therapy session of the year and my 15 year old texts me "What's your favorite dead nation? I think mine is whatever was in the Songhai nation."

Kris Jenner works hard but NEORSD works harder.

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I didn't know Mike Tyson could read. Anyway fuck MAHA.

CARDI B SPOTTED

"My friends are singing mommy!" - My 3yo

I know very little of sports but I am decidedly anti-the Patriots because I am naught but a tapestry of the friends who I have around me - so like I'm having a great time waiting for Bad Bunny. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I know there's a lot of important discourse on Blue sky. But did Lizzo consider just...shutting the fuck up before releasing that stupid video? My god. Everyone would be served by just zipping their lips more often than not.

one knife. one knife. extra dishes are anathema.

I'm old enough to remember the Elian Gonzalez debacle.

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

I finally found the words to articulate why I leave the US to fall and whatever. My mother crossed an ocean to be here and give me a better opportunity than she had, you think I'm going to spit in the face of her sacrifice? Naw big dog, I'm going to be here and rebuild from the ashes if it kills me.

Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Every Ukrainian right now:

I am sick to death of ICE and DHS. That's my son as bait. My son. Send all of them to the fucking sun.

Dear #EmergencyManagement & #Disaster Researchers - Thinking about writing a practitioner's perspective paper on debris management. Looking in JSTOR and the most relevant papers to my topic are from Hurricane Katrina. Are there any papers you love that talk about debris? Lmk!

What would be the harm in getting an extra measles shot? Like a little amuse bouche of vaccines?

each day we’re forced to confront the craziest shit you could possibly imagine and each day we’re forced to wash the same spoon for the millionth time

I have met toddlers more capable of emotional regulation

Streaming KoRn's 1998 album "Follow the Leader" is no fun because they don't give you 13 tracks of nothing before they get into it.

I was there when Homeland Security was created and that is NOT the point of homeland security

reading a romance book that starts off with a quote by @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social's A Paradise Built in Hell.

Rewatching Americas Next Top Model and Jesus Christ what a mess this show is. Everyone is so unbelievably rude to the contestants, the show is so problematic, Robin weighed 165 POUNDS?!?!?!?!? My 15 year old can't believe that this was on TV for mass consumption.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

Friendly reminder that the United States has never staged a coup in Latin America that left the country it destabilized better. As hemispheric partners the United States sucks huge donkey dicks (this is a polisci term, look it up) and this is not being done FOR Venezuela, it's being done TO them.

Finally watched the Christmas special and agree with this sentiment. Gangs! Hong Kong! The eyes bulging! However, Sister Monica Joan wondering who was coming for her at the end made me cry bc Sister Evangelina would be first in line snapping at her to ✨hurry it up✨ so they could get on with it.

I wish I could be an advice columnist. This letter would've been answered in a totally different way that validates this writer's feelings and tears her dad a new one.

I absolutely should NOT have this ability as I would use it for evil. "Hurry the hell up, I've been waiting 8 weeks and I'm going to read it in two nights, you can have it back then! GAWD!"

I want to learn how to like whisky. Any recs?

Been emailing like a man. It's getting me mixed results. I will not be injecting girly pop joy (!) in my emails until morale improves and the skies are blue.

And wrote about the quilt and related matters here. Thanks for all you do, Marisa.

I think we are ready for a new Fantasia movie. 2025 would've been a good year, but obviously, you know, this exists. But we should be pressuring Disney into this instead of another live action remake. the children yearn for Handel and Mendelssohn with animated beats.

Deep cleaning on a Saturday like my forbearers with jams in the back. Its been 4 hours and I've moved every piece of furniture, dusted every surface, mopped & swept, and am finishing up with the vacuum. I haven't been this productive in ages. Maybe the sads are lifting through the power of pinesol?

As a glasses wearer since I was 5 years old, the best part of my year is picking out my new frames. Happy new frames day!

@samlmontano.bsky.social was referenced and a blog post was shared in my long-term recovery meeting for NC. I felt like going "I know her!!" but I refrained.

SOPDA Richardson resigned???? He was doing so much work? How will FEMA recover?????? /s

This Day in Labor History: November 12, 1928. Workers for United Fruit in Ciénega, Colombia went on strike over the horrible conditions of their work and life. The response from United Fruit? Kill them.

Spending an hour putting a wandering 3 year old back in bed is what counts for a wild night these days. One day I will miss the shenanigans, but dear God do I need uninterrupted sleep.

I just love him.

Lucy is promising that this time she will definitely hold the football.

Re-sleep training a 3 year old is really rough. I'm in the trenches and I don't have enough sun to photosynthesize and apparently it's going to snow next week? Wtf did I move to the mountains. I miss the beach.

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Last night, we ended a Republican supermajority in Mississippi. www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippi-...

Affordable housing, city run grocery stores, and free buses! I live, laugh, love in North Carolina.

www.bbc.com/news/article... 90% of homes (estimated) have been destroyed in St. Elizabeth Parish. Debris operations are going to be I N S A N E. Starlinks have been distributed to aid communication and connectivity but it's never enough folks. Never enough.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.