Guys, no praying today It's Jesus's b day, he shouldn't have to work

That's okay. We fixed it.

It's the holiday season folks

There's a Kenny G solo in this Jonas Brothers Christmas song

Midnight mass at the Vatican, my other favorite tradition- this time with a new (Chicago) twist

Christmas Eve shrimp, my favorite tradition

I'm so hyped for Pope Leo's first Christmas Eve Mass

Add two eggs, shredded chicken, soy sauce, heat in a wok My friend - you've got a succulent Chinese meal

What work is like on December 22 📚

what it looks like to not have a single friend in the world

Tell 'em Bubba

A level of self-owneship that has never been seen

It's just a fleet of small plastic models for him to play with in the bathtub It's the only way they can get him clean

what it looks like to not have a single friend in the world

Not me, I already got the audiobook on Audible

Add two eggs, shredded chicken, soy sauce, heat in a wok My friend - you've got a succulent Chinese meal

What work is like on December 22 📚

A level of self-owneship that has never been seen

Let's give JD a megaphone and invite him to share this message on a street corner in Oakland

Yes, we need to ridicule Vance for his racism But we also need people to articulate clearly and concisely 𝘸𝘩𝘺 he is a racist

I don't get the Sunday scaries anymore The Sunday scaries are for ambitious people who have the nagging anxiety that they don't have what it takes to excel in their field I, on the other hand, have made my peace with my own mediocrity. It's remarkably freeing

Let's give JD a megaphone and invite him to share this message on a street corner in Oakland

Yes, JD Vance is a racist. But most importantly he is chopped. And also unc

Be free Willson Sorry our front office treated you like shit #STLCards

The one thing that's nice about Andrew Tate is knowing that I'm not the worst Andrew for as long as he's around

In place of vaccines, all American children will be issued a pair of workout jeans and a pull-up bar

I didn't cry, shut up

We are Chase DeMoor

Jay Kelly is a bromance and I'm crying

Sure, I already disappointed you. I can promise the same for her

I'm sorry, were some of us under the impression that Bubba DIDN'T have the appetites?

Well, two actually

Goddamn I could use a swiss roll

I'm sorry, were some of us under the impression that Bubba DIDN'T have the appetites?

In place of vaccines, all American children will be issued a pair of workout jeans and a pull-up bar

Sure, I already disappointed you. I can promise the same for her

Mitt Romney says tax the rich to fix capitalism, and you know what? I'd rather have straight demoratic socialism, but I can work with capitalism that resembles socialism www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...

You know how when you finish pumping gas there's always a couple drops that go rogue? That's what peeing is like as a dude

That's what happens when bodies start slappin'

Gonna start saying this any time two people are supportive of each other

That's what happens when bodies start slappin'

Good to see they're finally admitting the affordability crisis is a real thing

When you can't decide if you need to shit or throw up

Pick an end, cos it's coming out

When you can't decide if you need to shit or throw up

If reading "The Art of the Deal" had been a prerequisite for voting in 2016, he would never have been elected

When you're holding in a fart, but you can't hold it much longer

St. Louis based millennials (me) 'bout to lose their minds

Who knew we could just ignore AI tools into nonexistence

St. Louis based millennials (me) 'bout to lose their minds