These Zyns make me a little nauseous, and somehow that helps

Nice effort guys, but your form is off. I don't believe any of these Belgians have ever jerked off a single dude, let alone two at once. You gotta study more tape

Republicans keep complaining about dead people voting, but they're okay with a dead person staying in his Senate seat

Talked to Mich McConnell on the phone for about 20 minutes today, and he had this to say:

Really crashing hard from those two big wins in Chicago #STLCards

My daughter just came home from softball practice with this complaint about a team member: "She's tall and doesn't even use it. SHE'S BAD AT BEING TALL!!!"

#STLCards fans finding out Riley O'Brien made the All-Star game, but JJ Wetherholt still hasn't

Republicans keep complaining about dead people voting, but they're okay with a dead person staying in his Senate seat

#STLCards fans finding out Riley O'Brien made the All-Star game, but JJ Wetherholt still hasn't

Nice effort guys, but your form is off. I don't believe any of these Belgians have ever jerked off a single dude, let alone two at once. You gotta study more tape

On the Fourth of July, a white nationalist group called Patriot Front took to the streets wearing white masks and sunglasses. On September 13, 1926, when thousands of Ku Klux Klan members marched down Pennsylvania Avenue. A century apart. Same energy.

kinda what I thought this whole season was gonna be like #STLCards

good god yes

Blessed Francis

welp. if it wasn't settled, that settles it

Really glad that Tr*mp's attention span is too short to pay any attention to baseball

Doesn't seem to have had an adverse effect, so I'm now swallowing Zyns by the tinful

Like many other bookish folks raised in evangelicalism, I both love C. S. Lewis and am sick of reading about him That said, I've been assigned reviews of a couple books on Lewis in the last year. One was good and one was great (images displayed in order of good to great)

Scrolling through Libby as an adult feels like combing through the racks of book-and-cassette-tape kits at the library as a kid

This morning I ran 6 miles and swallowed 1 Zyn Stay tuned for more updates on my health journey

Help I swallowed a Zyn this is not a test

Oh cool, I'm literally having AI nightmares now

maybe reframing them as the "founding dudes" would help curtail this tendency

The leather on that glove was clinging on for dear life #STLCards

Not sure there's anyone in the world I'm happier for right now than Jordan Walker #STLCards

This could end the male loneliness epidemic

White supremacist Old Navy mannequins

Oh cool, Stanek. Wonder if we'll be able to bounce back and take the rubber game of the series tomorrow #STLCards

Comforting to think that this might be the high point of his final term

Writing "Phil. 3:20" on my MLB July 4th ball cap

These Fourth of July hats and socks could not be uglier #STLCards

Guys, I really love Pedro Pages #STLCards

Guys, I really hate PCA #STLCards

Nothing more aesthetically pleasing than a Cardinal putting a ball in the basket at Wrigley #STLCards

White supremacist Old Navy mannequins

There's a part toward the end of "American Canto" where Olivia Nuzzi quotes an Eddie Pepitone bit, and it's the only moment she sounds like a normal person

"They don't want good, and they don't love God" A more trenchant critique of collectivism you never will find

Fuck them so much

mom watching how I load the dishwasher

Listening patriotically open.spotify.com/track/5uPakS...

Listening patriotically open.spotify.com/track/0b9oOr...

So are we still at war with Iran or...

Chappelle simply saying, "Leave them Haitians alone," to Tr*mp will probably save Haitian lives

"They don't want good, and they don't love God" A more trenchant critique of collectivism you never will find

Spent too much time in the sun today, and now I feel like I have a mild flu. Arguably, the appropriate way to feel on the eve of 250

Very excited about this goal you're all talking bout. Bet it was very cool

They're calling me forward-thinking. Innovative. Trendsetting even

Dipping my toasted ravioli in queso cos I'm from St. Louis and also open minded

Stanek coming in with a 16 run lead, and I'm still nervous #STLCards