I'm president of the Reformed White Dudes Against Reformed White Dudes club

I think I despise Hegseth most of all

I have no idea what "worse than Pam Bondi" looks like, but we're about to find out

Just encountered the phrase "sexual communism" for the first time, and I'm pleased to report that I came across it in a book of Presbyterian church history

Kind of amazing* how bigots are invariably liars *not amazing at all

An aneurysm begging to happen

You keep saying "we" and "us" when you mean "I" and "me"

greatest country on earth

This is the only President in the world stupid enough not to know there are about thirty other countries that have birthright citizenship.

My daughter asked for help finding sources for her high school social studies project, and this girl was not ready for me to go into full research consultation mode 📚

Unoriginal. Derivative. Pathetic. 📚

Unoriginal. Derivative. Pathetic. 📚

Look, I want Jordan Walker to succeed too. But if I have to spend another full season listening to Ricky Horton tell me how good Walker looks when he strikes out, I'm gonna lose my shit #STLCards

Starburst jelly beans can get it. All other jelly beans should cease to exist

The price of a bottle of beer at the ballpark in 1973 was the same price that you pay for a soda at On The Run the day after the #STLCards score 6 or more runs

A quote from my favorite Presbyterian proto-liberation theologian

On Transgender Visibility Day, trans people remove their invisibility cloaks and burn them on a flaming pyre of Harry Potter memorabilia

He's never more lying, conniving, or sniveling than when he trying to build a shitty building

On Transgender Visibility Day, trans people remove their invisibility cloaks and burn them on a flaming pyre of Harry Potter memorabilia

I have never seen a person so thoroughly yet subtly humiliated in my life

Gonna get this tattooed as an upper arm sleeve

Running on that Nuzzi rizz

A quote from my favorite Presbyterian proto-liberation theologian

The fuck Zimmerman?

The definition of punching yourself in the dick

If you're not interested in "Trying to make Bluesky usable for AI research and related discussion," you may want to block these account. They're probably blocking you

Getting tattooed after 40: Sit at a slightly awkward angle for 20 minutes and come out of the chair with a back injury

Yeah, that checks out whichtheologianareyou.netlify.app?fbclid=IwdGR...

Go ahead, talk in the library. We don't give a fuck 📚

It's the least you can say, but it's more than most are willing to say

13 yo me finding out that 40 yo me will still have to hear about fuckin Pokémon

I blocked @attie.ai and so can you

Ow wow, you really don't want that...

Hey, bullpens you can fix #STLCards

Me: Imagine being Matt Walsh Them: *immediately commits self-murder* Me: Very realistic

Sorry, you were saying something about ethical use of AI? Oh, nevermind? OK.

Being a librarian involves a LOT more than picking books to include in the collection. That said, browsing the new book shelf and flipping through the books you've selected never gets old 📚 #SundayLibrarian

Little know fact I made up: 50% of all mutuals end in divorce

My 13 yo is currently worrying about whether he will be able to take his sourdough starter with him to college

My 13 yo is currently worrying about whether he will be able to take his sourdough starter with him to college

Land of Lincoln can GET IT

This reading ambiance video has a fireplace shoved into a corner of the room that clearly has no chimney Where is the smoke supposed to go? How can I read with all this fuckin smoke billowing into the room?

Excuse me, Tr*mp has made it very clear that he does not draw

Who will give me a neck tattoo, and what will it be?

NL Central Division champs, just as we all predicted #STLCards

Cardinals' bullpen just setting up JJ to look good #STLCards

Picked up this East German strichtarn rucksack at the Army surplus store last weekend. It's very cool, but it smells like ass

Yeah, I need a neck tattoo