one hand: yay my parents are coming to chicago tomorrow I get to host them and show them around the city I call home. other hand: the president is unleashing a siege on my town and I might get arrested if I end up giving the finger to an ICE agent this weekend.

what if the real smashing a glass bridge with a giant boulder is the friends we made along the way?

it’s midnight in DC so we’re good to post this now.

Same as it ever was.

best part of fall being officially here is pool season is over which meannnns time to schedule some appointments with my tattoo shop and get some more work done 💉

don’t tease me, SY. if this ends up only being a re-issue and nothing more…

The New York Mets, who are good.

why does this sound exactly like early Animal Collective lmao.

I feel like I’m pretty online (I know, I’m working on it) but I have never seen or encountered a “tankie Civil War revisionist” and I’m 99% certain OP hasn’t either.

He lost me when he started crying and saying "It was never my intention to make light of the murder." Stop ceding ground where you don't have to cede ground. No sane person thought that's what you did, Jimmy. I'm so tired of these weak, mealy-mouthed responses to fascism, man.

Mets booth continues to be the best of the best in the game. Also, fuck Matt Shaw.

he did miracles on me.

a rare and blistering sun shines down on Grace Cathedral Park there with you, I fear the time when it gets dark you know I don't spend days like this caught up in lost times of youth that I miss

He said “Let’s go Mets” it’s so over for all other US politicians.

Juan Soto is going to be an MVP someday. Wearing a Mets jersey.

L when I was riding in mom's car, R if I was in dad's.

when people ask me "what is your ideal autumn album, jay" (they don't actually ask me this) I say "bluegrass album where half the songs are about trains."

gm, Juan Soto is a New York Met for the next 14 years.

Acid casualty with a repossessed car Vietnam vet playing air guitar it's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin' truck-drivin' neighbors downstairs

Mets fans who didn’t jump ship on Jonah Tong after the Reds or Rangers start will have the Mandate of Heaven.

me when my Ch*rlie K*rk posts make their way back to my employer

HELLO EVERYNYAN

there’s few things I love more than waking up to an early morning thunderstorm on the weekend. unexpected yes but at the same time weirdly calming.

got both Hollow Knight and Terraria this week because I didn't have enough games that completely suck up my free time besides Stardew Valley /s

I feel like this should go without saying but you should not be trusting any information coming from the FBI (or any other federal office for that matter).

this might top his reaction to RBG’s death as the funniest thing he’s ever said.

officially back on my bullshit (listening to the BJM).

ICE continued to ramp up around Chicagoland today, with bona fide reports rolling in from around the burbs as well as the city. Broadview was highly active again, with a number of CBP vehicles coming and going. We will surely learn more official info later on tonight as orgs verify arrests.

STOP spreading misinformation about ICE in Chicago. They’re not leaving the city. The raids are still happening and they’re going to continue. For the last fucking time, stop.

kind of ashamed to admit this is my first foray into the world of Jason Molina but here we are. this is beautiful. has all the trappings of Neil Young and Townes Van Zandt in one beautifully produced album by Steve Albini. peak autumn vibes.

lfgggggg you know what time it is. Silksong is obvs next but this is one I’ve been meaning to play for years.

this shit isn’t funny btw.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't from Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

Tom Brady would call it the “red area.” Of course he would.

If the Giants could just play close to .500 on the season and not totally embarrass themselves I would consider that a W. Also Abdul Carter will be DPOY someday.

Soto making a legit bid for 40/40 but only bc pitchers still haven't figured out how to pick him off lol.

"Together, Jonah Tong and Nolan McLean cover every point on the compass. The Mets' two phenoms are opposites in how they pitch. But in the New York rotation, they complement each other perfectly. Tong and McLean pitch in all four directions: Tong, north and south; McLean, east and west."

every time me and my girlfriend drive past the Chicago Spire hole I have to point and shout "BIG HOLE." if you aren't familiar with the story of the failed Chicago Spire and you have even a casual interest in architecture / abandoned infrastructure projects you absolutely should check this out.

Gerhard Richter, Kerze (Candle), 1982, Oil on canvas, 30" x 30"

meanwhile over on Reddit - people readily commit blasphemy and laugh at God:

I have triples of the Fiat.

the way that Eric just keeps adding content to what was already an amazing game and doing it virtually all by himself is a level of passion to his craft I wish more major video game publishers had.

There were three men came out of the west Their fortunes for to try And these three men made a solemn vow: John Barleycorn must die

Juan Soto. Worth every penny.

Where were you while we were gettin' high?

Please let this be the day it finally happens.

psych pop but make it millennial-coded. bam.

i love when my YT home page hits me with a banger rec.