This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

DO NOT USE THIS SUGAR FOR GLUTEN FREE BAKING. It's a good trick but if you use it to bake/cook a gluten-free recipe it will not be safe. I only recently learned from a friend w celiac that this is a possible source of gluten contamination.

Vance is playing checkers, but thinks he's playing chess. The pope is playing 3D chess with one hand tied behind his back.

Seeing a retrospective on taking a look back "at the time Amy Fisher shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco" - no. Please. Nobody asked for this. This is not the 90s nostalgia we need or want.

*deep sigh*

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

2/ If this is the first time you think Trump is “acting like Antichrist”, then you have a deeply flawed understanding of Jesus and Christianity. It isn’t that Trump “has finally gone too far”. It’s that your “love of neighbour” -expected by Jesus of his followers,- didn’t go nearly far enough.

Between all the news of the last week and waking up the Canadian election results, and then stepping out of the house to a gentle breeze and birdsong, I feel like the montage in a movie where the protagonist has everything going right, just fucking ONCE.

If any more awful men wish to file their resignation from Congress, for heaven’s sake, send them in. I’m quite at my leisure.

they're saying that all traces of Viktor are being erased so thoroughly that he's now just an orban legend

Why, thou picture of what thou seemest, and idol of idiot-worshippers

I don’t usually share Twitter posts but that would be the president of Iran and yes he’s being completely serious, Islam recognises Jesus as a prophet and the Pope as a successor figure

I am coming off a week of miserable allergies and I slept *terribly* and I woke up and this is STILL going on? Guys, I'm tired and got a full week day ahead of me. Can someone just ping me if the Pope calls down the wrath of heaven on anyone?

So I'm generally of the view that Satan is a construct for us to project and embody our misdeeds, but this is making me change my mind. This shit is Satanic, snd so is he. Get behind me, foul beast.

NASA astronaut Christina Koch hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha. Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls flic.kr/p/2s7aCi3 #Artemis 🧪🔭

This gal posted from Budapest all evening and it's a lovely little glimpse of something powerfully hopeful.

We all know what my response to this is. It's tears.

I cackled SO hard.

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others

This is the culmination of SIXTEEN YEARS of dogged work by everyday Hungarians. You think that felt hopeless sometimes? I'm sure it did. 👏 Don't 👏 give 👏 up 👏

I just ran across the house to share this news with Spouse.

I have thought about this post multiple times today and every time it makes me giggle.

I'm very torn about this (I very happily live in Ottawa but I am LI born and raised) but can we take a moment to appreciate the Sens social media team's use if the correct Long Island preposition here? As my wife says, we do not want the Sens in Long Island.

Big historical footnote: The Navy amphibious vessel recovering the Artemis crew this evening is named for John Murtha, the first Vietnam vet in Congress, who ultimately opposed the Iraq war and sought accountability for U.S. war crimes fox5sandiego.com/news/local-n...

I have said many times to my disappointed conservative family that my media diet as a child was Reading Rainbow, Mr. Rogers, and Star Trek, so they should really be less surprised that I missed all the dogwhistles as a child and grew up into a progressive queer.

Did I spend four hours glued to the CBC broadcast of the Artemis splashdown? Absolutely I did. Did I cry? More than once. The stars are gonna save us, but it's not gonna be Vulcans or little green men. It's gonna be the hope and curiosity and joy they illuminate in us.

This is so vintage-Sesame Street coded and I love it.

The Golden Palace eggrolls that Ottawa keeps trying to gaslight me about are not good, actually.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Come on then, and remove him.

My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.

Ending my Easter holiday by watching the CSA Q&A with the Artemis crew from last night, and it's all the hopecore I could ever want.

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

Realizing that some of my inexplicable sadness about the Artemis II stuff is that it feels like a trans-dimensional communication from an America that took a different path and chose joy instead of fear and hate.

Once got off the wrong exit on the Turnpike and added an hour to my trip.

Ich see trees of grene Redde roses too Ich see them bloome For me and you And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde Ich see welkin blue And cloudes of whyte The brighte blessid daye The darke sacred nighte And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

Canadian Christian children, confidently: Christ died on the cross at Calgary

Most of the obvious ones already there, but I do think about this one whenever I see a bee

This is the one that reduces me to helpless giggles every. Damn. Time.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

I need to know what the Canadian products are. All Dressed? Timbits? Coffee Crisp? Beavertails? Enquiring minds want to know.

Remember that time Bezos went to the very edge of actually going to space, and didn't feel a single goddamn thing? William Shatner was on the edge of tears describing the profound grief he'd felt on seeing all of Earth below him, and Bezos cuts him off to spray champagne on other rich people

Yeah that’s cool

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Happy March 31st. Who even knew it existed?

Anyone who loves a Long Islander is groaning right now.

Toad wrote on a piece of paper: A LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY. Then he wrote: WAKE UP