Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/

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MAJOR BREAKING: A federal judge in Washington just ruled that protesters criticizing Trump could not be forced to take down a flag reading “8647,” finding NO indication that the message could be taken as a true threat against the president’s life. TOLD YA SO. 8647.

In summary - Bret Baier: Did you mean to tell the American people to fuck off? Trump: I said fuck off. I meant for the American people to fuck off and I'm telling them again: fuck off.

At this point, solving climate change is cheaper than not solving it -- not only on some grand 50 year time horizon, but tomorrow, today, immediately. Soving climate change *is* affordability. Maybe Dems should tell voters about that.

IYKYK.

Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal.

"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

Pretty obvious.

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

Cartoon by David Horsey | The Seattle Times

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

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patiently explaining to national political reporters that the people who organize No Kings are also doing the daily advocacy, voter registration, mutual aid, and immigrant defense, and that just because the cameras show up for the big crowd does not mean that work did not exist before and after

Everything we need to do to stop climate breakdown, we also need to do for national security. Energy saving, more renewables, more electricity storage and interconnectors, electrification of transport, heating, cooking and industrial processes, plant-based diets. We win on all fronts.

Source: “The Guardian.” www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

#HoCoMD friends - had enough of the fascist BS? Then join us for HoCo’s next “No Kings” event on March 28 in Columbia. If you’re elsewhere, you can find a #NoKings event near you on the Mobilize site. And bring a friend or two. You’ll be glad you did! mobilize.us/s/nBWmqtn

Terrific episode of a terrific podcast. To #ActOnClimate: defend democracy; seek justice; uphold the rule of law; stick up for science; and build community. These imperatives are IN the lane of climate advocacy. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social

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"Years ago, we tore up a nuclear peace deal w/Iran. Months ago, we bombed Iran & "obliterated" their nuke capabilities. And now, we might just have to go to war with Iran bc of their nuke capabilities." -the ppl who tore up the nuclear peace deal w/Iran

Trump in 2011: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”

"If you want to know who will ultimately pay in this scenario, just look in the mirror. Even as your home-insurance rates rise, so will your taxes. All of this will drive down property values, especially in the places most at-risk from climate disasters. And that will hurt muni finances even more."

There are two explanations for the Trump Admin’s Russia’s policy: 1. This admin is secretly aligned with Putin and lying about that to the world and the American people, or 2. they are incredibly naive fools who ignore overwhelming evidence that contradicts their worldview.

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

Let this be the rallying cry in every city! No warrant, no legitimacy. ICE action without a judge's approval is an act of lawlessness, not law enforcement. #NoWarrantNoICE #RecordEverything #DefendersOfDemocracy

They can hide, censor, and deny #climate change science but that doesn't change the #science. They can try to repeal the #Endangerment Finding but that doesn't change the danger. Reality will always win and history will never forget what they're doing and who is doing it.

WATCH — @warnock.senate.gov: “They are seizing ballots, gunning down ordinary citizens, arresting journalists. All the alarm bells 🚨 are blaring. The question is, are we listening?”

A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists. That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers. Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now: bit.ly/4a2VtHw

ICE OUT

Despite the fascist regime’s escalation of violence, a surge of ordinary Americans across the nation are undaunted in pushing back against ICE’s crimes against humanity. The Resistance grows stronger . . . #AbolishICE #ICEout #FuckICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

If you don't like being in crowded theaters, today is your lucky day.

“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”

Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.

just choked on my beverage

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free