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Hey New York I hope you all ZohRAN to the polls today

If your body is also keeping the score today and this week, be extra kind to yourself. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep scrolling bestie. 😘

Growing up homeschooled means I understand almost no cultural references, but it also means I can make an incredibly stupid dad joke out of anything to deflect from my ignorance. Your move, culture wars.

Is crying over taxes a recession indicator, cause I got emotional tonight when I realized this calendar year will be the first since college that I won’t have W2 income to report from

Oh OK wow, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of the best of times. Was not aware it was also the worst of times.

If every accusation is an admission, what does that say about the people who vehemently oppose politicians like Mamdani, Omar, or Tlaib based on their religion? If they think Zohran is going to force every New Yorker to eat halal, what do they think a Christian mayor should do?

Crazy idea but what if the Democrats started offering solutions and doing *anything* instead of holding the country hostage with “you must vote for us if you actually care about your basic human rights” messaging

Man I hate it when I don’t get enough sleep, don’t eat anything until after noon, sit on the couch all day, forget to take my meds, and then randomly feel super depressed outta nowhere. I wish someone could figure out the deal here.

Folks I’m calling it now, the word of the year for 2025 is “lolsob”

Honestly I’m just impressed that the louvre robbers were that skilled at parallel parking under pressure

Teddy Roosevelt breathlessly busts the wall down Koolaid Man-style clutching the Sherman Anti-Trust Act like it's the glasses case that saved his life: "OH NO!"

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

Friends, it’s 2025. At no point do we have to hand it to fascists.

UGH. Finding a non-genetic cause wouldn't help parents of existing high-support-needs autists at ALL. Better supports would. (And this admin laid off the ENTIRE Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.) Any "autism mom" carrying water for RFK is burning down their child's liferaft.

“Norway, who doesn’t select winners, has to prepare for Trump’s wrath because he’s is too stupid to distinguish between the Nobel Committee and the country where the committee meets” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

One of my favorite moments from Nobel Prize history: The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!

Dear God, just to clarify real quick: when I asked You to help me become a “messy bitch,” I meant more like a disruptor of oppressive powers and less like a 2-year-old eating a sloppy joe

WOW WOW WOW 🌕💫 Readers captured stunning views of Monday’s Harvest Supermoon — glowing above D.C.’s monuments, the Bay, and countryside scenes in Md and Va. See our favorites here 👇 and more at cwg.live Photos by Martin Radigan, David Enzel and Thomas Cluderay

Me: do not go to the bookstore. your TBR stack is a mile high. your bank account is drying up. your children have no space to play because there is no floor, only Book. also me: mmmkay but I’m just gonna grab one more

WHY AM I GETTING FUNDRAISING TEXTS WITH LESS THAN TWO HOURS LEFT BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

could we rebrand shutting up as a luxury good

The vibes were, unfortunately, correct

The harm that Voddie Baucham inflicted on women and children will remain with us for years. Here are a few pieces I wrote on Baucham over the last decade and a half that documented that harm:

You call it spiraling, I call it spiRALLYing the anxiety troops

This is it. Cancel culture, but for real. The Twitter Files, but for real. Actual, unadulterated collusion between the government and media-owning corporations to censor Americans. Shame on the MAGA libertarians and fake-heterodox civility cops who helped pave this road to authoritarianism.

Learning, per usual, he’s one of theirs, I encourage 2 action points: 1. Note of everyone who revealed themselves & cut them from your life. They weren’t mistaken, they didn’t misspeak. They were ready for war. A “false alarm” ≠ deescalation. MAGA isn’t standing down. They’re lying in wait.

Haven’t stress eaten Goldfish like this since freshman year of college

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

🚨 I cannot recommend enough IMMEDIATELY going to your settings and turning off autoplay before you scroll any further. The closeup of Charlie Kirk being hit by a bullet is gruesome and extremely graphic. I did not look for it and it was right there in my feed.

the real war on Christmas is US trade policy

We used to be a third world country in a Gucci belt. Now we’re a third world country in a UFC championship belt.

Sorry but I actually think it’s pretty evil to try to play both sides when you’re speaking about a literal eugenicist like RFK.

Amplifying > listening

Because “listening” gets survivors to vent the injustice in an environment friendly to the abusers while giving those friendly to abusers a preview of the damning evidence. It’s the same ploy used in ⚪️ spaces/ churches against minorities. Champion advocates by giving them platforms.

Susie Wiles screaming and throwing herself in front of the door where the cameras are as Karoline Leavitt continues to insist that “he’ll do fine, he’s got enough Adderall in him to power Detroit”

Someone commented yesterday that my 2 year old is such a vibe, and nothing sums that up better than her waking up this morning yelling “I WANT cha-cuh-LET” (chocolate) over and over.

Going off of nothing but vibes here, but I feel like we’re in for a weird September.

2. We should still openly speculate anyway because nothing punctures the image of a vigorous, robust, alpha male badass strongman faster than the vibe that he is one bad cold or Big Mac away from keeling over.

This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Another day in America Another day where we pick up our children, hug them a little tighter, and thank God that it wasn’t their school (today)

Taylor Swift: *gets engaged* The entire internet:

I believe that I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.

Infuriating: Woman Accidentally Sticks to Hobby Long Enough to Realize That Practice Makes Perfect

Live in such a way that your passing doesn’t cause victims to sigh in relief or millions to celebrate with joy.

Man, you start to think evil people never die, and then John MacArthur and James Dobson both kick it in the same season

May James Dobson experience the full justice of everything he did to the least of these. And may God have mercy on him, because we certainly have no reason to.

For some reason the stimulants I loaded into my body because of being up all night with a sick kid didn’t magically stop working when she took a nap and I laid down?? The audacity, honestly