I actually saw someone say that the Billy Graham rule would be better than dealing with everything happening with Swalwell and plenty others. And that is some bulllllshit. The problem with both these approaches is DEHUMANIZING WOMEN. We deserve neither to be shunned nor molested! Get serious.

I appreciate the opportunity but I’m stepping back to focus full-time on filling out fourth quarter field trip permission forms for my children.

Been a while since I’ve done one of these - Best of Alaska Marketplace! You gotta hand it to him for creativity

#booksky I’m 40% into Jade City (on audio) and not super feeling it yet. I don’t hate it but I’m just not compelled to pick it up. I’ve heard people love the series so I’m curious if I don’t love it now will I ever love it?

Digging up all my “became trad cath bc it’s based” ex friends and being like hey man I’m really digging your supreme pontiff lately

My husband is singing “here we go, Pope Leo” to the Paw Patrol theme song.

Make Pope Leo Tough On Crime Again, they all cheer

“The Pope is weak on crime” is one of the funniest things that man has ever said.

The two genders, YouTube sponsored video ads: My account: “energy forecast, intuition and soul coherence for April” My husband’s: “what if Vikings prayed the Lord’s Prayer”

Today is the anniversary of the day my friend got shot. It seemed like a good day to celebrate her strength and wisdom. www.amy-colleen.com/p/book-revie...

If you're in line to piss on Rod Dreher, STAY IN LINE

Hot take but even if the most serious allegations against Swalwell turn out to be false, him being an adult man who is a party boy serial cheater regularly needing to beg for forgiveness is enough to disqualify him from any job at any level of government

Not that it’s anything groundbreaking that Reid Wiseman was the last out of the capsule, into the helos, and off the flight deck - but in an age where our commanders are putting their own gain first and letting their crews go last, it does something to your heart.

Did @alexhorne.bsky.social write this

They always want to eat the craziest stuff like 15 seconds after yakking everything they’ve eaten in their lives

Men these days will regime change your country and then not even formalize a transition plan; they'll just say "oh baby I'll load up with supplies and be hangin' around" and then before you know it they're out knocking over the next regime

Absolutely devastating KPBSD board meeting this evening. Still taking testimonies re: Tustumena, but closures for River City Academy, Seward Middle, and Sterling El are already passed.

My childhood best friend is dating a first generation Polish American which is delightful because we are always googling various Polish traditions and holidays to verify that he is not, in fact, a pleasant and jovial maniac

🥳🥳🥳 www.the-pom.com/p/new-writer...

Hello Sharks, for your consideration: Burnt ends, but for funeral potatoes

He said WHAT? On Easter? Oh, the evangelicals are not going to like this one bi—hang on, I’ve just received word that actually, it’s fine

Nobody asked but I’ll tell you what I think is wrong w/Bluesky- Reply deserts. The pattern I see all over the place is post, and then a single generation of replies. It’s like a game of catch that ends after the first two tosses. Ask questions in replies! Reply to a reply! Engage w/your replies!

Normally I wouldn't quote the Bible here but since he famously converted to Christianity... “Hear and understand: it is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.” (Matt. 15: 10b-11)

Oh great he just said it’s never going to end

One of my constitutional freedoms is not having to feel sorry for Kristi Noem or anyone who has had intimate relations with her.

Corrupting the youth* *teaching my Alaskan day care children how to play Duck Duck Grey Duck

I’d avoided the 00s Disney Narnia movies but the kids have been interested and have been watching them all this weekend. I missed Captain but I’m watching Dawn Treader now & truly it’s like they put the book plot into a blender and set it on turbo

It’s still in the negatives overnight but I’m calling it breakup now, because the back half of the school parking lot is literally full of tiny icebergs and standing ice water ~4 inches deep. Slipped & fell & dropped my keys into it today and then had to help push a fellow parent’s van out

Personally, I think we should look into the possibility of portals, tesseracts, and all reality-bending potentially occurring at Waffle House because if it could happen anywhere, it would there.

I have a Galatea joke but I’m struggling to bring it to life

I’d love to see stats on an increase in use of the “aerial tramway” emoji following the SNL segment last week - I know in my group chats we are using it a ton!

I wish “the economy!!” voters realized that when the talking heads say “the economy!!” they don’t mean the price of gasoline or eggs but literally the very top fraction of a percent of stockholders

Have you ever been putting a pillow into a pillowcase and thought, “this is such a transcendent experience, I wonder what it would be like to do this at a 10x scale with my regular human arms”? Then my friend, I recommend a duvet.

What I want to know - there has to have been Black men between Poitier and Denzel who deserved it. 38 years of zero excellent Black lead actors? Really??

GRADY “EAT A MOON PIE AND CHILL OUT” JUDD???

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to @amycolleen.bsky.social who is wise, and funny, and talented, and generous— and I’m so glad she was born! Happy Birthday Amy!

I want to vaguebook about something but I am trying to be a better person so please accept this meta-vaguebook in lieu of that

Listen, the group chat has been in crisis all day, we cannot have this nuclear dome fail now

I had the honor of attending church & Sunday School with Dr. Perkins and his wife a few times when I was in college. I had seen him on stage before but in small settings I was struck by their warmth, humor, and great great love, for each other, for Jesus, and for their neighbors. Deepest condolences

Ok. Look at it this way. If everyone, every day, did the thing you say you're only doing this once, just a little bit, just for fun, omg it's not a big deal, would we be in terrible trouble? Yeah? Then stop doing it. You're not special.

All these guys SO desperate to say they created intelligent life with AI when raising a child is literally right there.

Teenage boy showered, put on deodorant, and changed the sheets on his bed all voluntarily 🙏

I’m still not ready to be a sourdough girlie (breaking into overnight rise no-kneads) but I joined some sourdough groups on FB and the amount of just crippling, omphalokeptic anxiety these people display over mixing together flour and water ought to be studied

Dear National Dems - you better get some new advisers up to Mary Peltola stat.

Herp derp 🙃

I won’t share the links bc they’ll doxx us, but my 16yo seized the opportunity to testify before our school board on Monday night, pleading with them to save her school from budget consolidation. I cannot imagine myself at 16 having the courage to do such a thing and I am SO proud of who she is.

May Kristi Noem never again know moisturized skin, a good hair day, or well-fitted undergarments

Good morning! Yes, this is he

What’s March like in southern Alaska this month, great question I’d love to tell ya

The absolute biggest drawback for bsky for me is that it’s really hard to talk religion on here. Like yeah, it does suck that a lot of religious ppl stayed on X and they should examine that about themselves! But bsky culture seems largely happy with the segregation