Just got an email from Kamala Harris saying that the stakes have never been higher and I’m so tired

My god. From Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her ‘60 Minutes’ colleagues, posted by the NYT Michael Grynbaum:

So, Bari Weiss is a mouthpiece for the administration and not fit to head an independent news source at all (Allegedly in my opinion etc)

You know it’s getting lit at the elementary school Christmas concert when they bring out the boomwhackers

We need to call a freeze on white people cooking with miso until we figure out wtf is going on

Teen turned 16 recently and their favorite gift was noise canceling headphones that I bought for them. Now realizing that I think I have played myself.

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

Daily bunny no.3159 is looking for a perch

This was a good joke. Laugh at this joke. /jeb

There’s enough pieces of Steve Jobs’ turtleneck to carpet a large ship

Daily bunny no.3152 has lots of leftovers

When you see this skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.

Thanksgiving in the early 90s, my then-toddler sibling, upon being told he could not sit at the big table, launched into the wall and opened a gash that required 7 stitches to close. Mom & Dad took him to the ER & Grandma let me not eat the “gross” stuff at dinner bc “she’s worried abt the baby”

Your wine mom lib friends 🤝 Trump Thirsting for Mamdani

Wish I could see historians 2000 years from now reacting to this

Combined with the video from later in the evening with the J6 choir singing the anthem interspersed w/Trump reciting the pledge, he’s crashing out hard. Future historians will call this Ketchupnacht.

Me: Go blow your nose Teen: What? I don't need to. Me: *I* need you to.

Just brainstorming Tolkien names for Peter Thiel’s p3do island Nymphanör Underageomiěl Pedonnór Fields

Going thru car line at school this morning and realizing once again it was a good call on God’s part to not give me Magneto powers.

Interesting how the line is, now that we have legalized sports gambling across the board there's no putting that genie back in the bottle versus sure we can end the hemp industry with one line in an unrelated bill.

Absolutely incredible light show tonight

The group chat having a normal one

Honestly, Laura Loomer defending him is how I even found out Schumer is Jewish

When you’ve already decided who the bad guys are, every story is simple

Akshully… yes there is. Many ppl have already pointed out how many churches have established relationships w/food banks & other community services orgs that they donate & refer to - it’s not that smart actually to run all charitable work thru a lady named Deena who answers the church phone!

Recession indicator - no “spend X dollars and get a free turkey” deals from my local Kroger affiliate this month.

Finally broke down and bought another pair of earbuds bc I keep losing the left ones

And that is what was so brilliant about the film! At a child's level, tackling the difference between America's promise (of freedom from oppressors) and America's reality (being just as run by oppressors as anywhere else) plus a call to action (work together towards realizing the promise).

How many bottles of astroglide gave their lives so that Erika Kirk could get those pleather pants on

I have the type of insecurity that doesn’t like my looks AND finds it cringe to post a selfie looking for compliments - I am navigating self esteem worse than all you b!tches

Do you ever go to bed excited about the coffee you're going to have in the morning?

This is why, even though I am not a complete ChatGPT avoider, I am SUPER careful about the way I do use it. I am not going to be that guy on Reddit who said he was “going to try heroin once, just to see what it’s like” and then ruined his whole life for it.

Frodo Baggins didn't tell the whole truth about his ring-wearing "uncle" who feared for safety post-Battle of the Five Armies

“Hill and Dale in ~slumber~ ~sleeping~” repetitive language, please replace one

Ok, so I lived in Florida and Alaska during the pandemic so our response generally was "meh" - were things really so draconian in other places? And if so were those mandates coming from the Presidential level or nah?

During the day, my Libby app crashes CONSTANTLY while playing an audio book, & I’m always having to reopen and restart. Tell me why, at night, when I am so careful to set sleep timers, it NEVER crashes and me rolling over on my lost earbud restarts it to play into my mattress for the next 7 hours??

I don’t get dunking on patriarchal tradwives to generate hate clicks. You have one wild, precious life and you’re scrolling Lexy Sauve’s page to mine content? Could not be me.

I got to experience just how important and deep online friendships can be over the last few days. I don’t really understand how people I’ve never actually met can be family, but they are.

Went to Home Depot this week for an emergency washing machine replacement, and while I was waiting for a clerk, I wandered the fridges. All of the ones that resembled my fridge at home were labeled “garage ready”. Are ppl really out here buying NEW fridges for their garages??

My kids getting into my bed overnight: [drake yes] My kids leaving the covers of my bed on them once they’re in: [drake no]

Damn, you lost your soul but didn’t even gain the whole world? I’m embarrassed for you.

Another NYT piece by Emily May, another laundering of RFK Jr. I completely sympathize with the frustration about autism being such a big diagnostic category that people are often talking past each other. You don't need to give props to RFK Jr. in order to make that point.

Waking up and choosing violence today. The New York Times is once again running a former friend where the bottom line is “I don’t like RFK but at least he’s trying to help out the parents of children with autism.” No, he is not

100% co-sign. This is not me being a "mean girl," this is my concern and disgust at the platforming of dangerous people in a time of rampant health misinformation.

it is ALWAYS worth pointing out who gets to be just a helpless little innocent precious baby boy at the age of 34, vs. who is framed by the cops as a big scary dangerous man whose candy bar might be a gun when he's barely in middle school, or described as a "13-year-old woman" by her predator

So is this wave of Twitter refugees finally enough to make a #pcaga community here?

RIP Grubby. Off to that big dumpster in the sky.

He carries a bag of tools with him literally everywhere just in case somebody needs something fixed, and when he comes to visit me he’s always up at 5 am doing the dishes

Hand, foot, and mouth