This was such a fun event to play in!! I’m glad that my local pauper scene is growing too, maybe one day we’ll have this many people at pauper events in Maine

God I love Fionna and Cake

If I can be perfectly honest and real here, please please please please please please please. Just put her in your sb if you’re going to play me because I will get too distracted and punt

Y’all already know that I’m on that defense curl roll out type shit

Yea my mental health has been so good and normal this past year, I definitely haven’t had many breakups and breakdowns what would give you that impression???

Me if I’m being honest

Real snow day BoH hours thank you to every FoH girlie who makes me a little special drink because we share the same whimsy

Mull to three on the play vs eldrazi

Day two baby lets goooo

About to play 9 rounds of magic with one of the most fun decks out there! Good luck to all of the Jeskai gamers

The perfect sweetest cat has discovered the joy of lap time

Call the leash and collar Facts and Logic the way I be owning the woke left

More of an actual post for @nrgseries.bsky.social $10k Got third with such an incredibly fun deck to play! Got my first feature match!!! And got to meet so many wonderful people while catching up with an old friend!!!! Jeskai blink is an insane deck I felt like I was in the driver’s seat every game

Every day I thank god I got the good at magic autism

NRG $10k thread R1: played out of my gourd R2: played out of my gourd R3: played out my gourd R4: went absolutely sicko mode R5: feature match time, played out my gourd R6: feature match, jimmy neutron brain blast R7: drew R8: drew and played pai gow Quarters: WW mirror, got a deck reg error Semis😭

I rallied back to 5-2 and @it-august.bsky.social is drawing into Top 8!! Huge showing for Team Pronouns at the @nrgseries.bsky.social

Know the difference between a Judicial Warrant and an Immigration (administrative) Warrant. Administrative warrants don’t allow agents to enter private homes. Only judicial warrants, signed by a judge, grant law enforcement the authority to do so. Do not volunteer additional information. #NoICE

I gasped at this one rofl Well done!!!

1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun. Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found. WSJ owes a full retraction and apology. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Big am I cute moment here

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

I am desperate to sell this thing at this point, ebay sold listings put the stamped nonfoils around $400 USD I will go much lower, please make me an offer, I need to pay rent.

Nobody has ever needed a four day work week as badly as attractive polyamorous lesbians

A selection of cute August’s (and Acadia) from my weekend

Took down my local stores RCQ with Jeskai weapons!! Torpor orb over performed as a sb card and Chandra did so well I almost want to play her main deck, I emblemed her twice!! Gleaming geardrake was also a standout card, I won a few games by just tutoring for phantom train and saccing my board

Reading the Noah Rabin google doc apology like

After seeing all the leaks and spoilers I feel tempted to build the worst artifact deck standard has ever seen

Before the collapse of civilization as we know it, can I at least get a boob job? Like I’d much rather be working to death in a labor camp or scavenging a post apocalyptic landscape with a fat rack

the cia guy monitoring mamdani: he has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, his bitch is too bad. we have to take him out.

I think heartfire hero is now the cutest banned card in mtg history

Rest in peace Abuelo’s, you don’t have to awaken anymore. You were too good for this world, this standard format didn’t deserve you my sweet friend

Saw the dyke march images and am realizing, maybe I never hated New York, maybe I hated the fact that I moved there with a toxic codependent queer platonic friendship and no other friends in the city

The face of a girl who’s the best line cook to ever do it

Girls will literally just get their hair cut and the demand compliments from the internet, it’s me, I’m girls

Got a cabin to stay in while the food truck was at the fair, I was told I was staying in the attic room, all the men were staying in that room, frequently was called the “boys room”. Felt like I couldn’t even say anything about it

Pride’s great, I started drinking at 10am went to bed at 3am. Saw so many gay people, got pictures with hot moms because of the power of cool hat and only had one dysphoria fueled cry in the shower

I suspect that fact that the vast majority of LLM users don’t seem to have received this (really very simple!) message is because the AI companies have a vested interest in us not understanding it. “ChatGPT is smart, it just makes mistakes sometimes” is much more marketable than the truth.

Endurance training mtgo leagues by having a beer and playing them immediately after my shift, thus simulating the cognitive strain of day 2 at an event

Do I look like I know what a new type is? I just want a pilot for the got dang gundam

I suspect this is why the vast majority of "sapphic" material is "yearning" and actually centers m/f relationships over nb/f or f/f ones. It's a lot more comfortable and familiar for marginalized people to not act on their desires. There's fear behind acting and what the action transforms us into.

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

This whole thread but especially this part provides a really cool lens to look at cape shit and other hero stories with. Often we are given heroes who did not ask for or even seek out power and they must use this power not for themselves and their wants but for the status quo. The villains however

ALL INTERCEPTED MESSAGES FROM THE CREW ON THE FREEDOM FLOTILLA #FREEPALESTINE TIL ITS BACKWARDS #GRETATHUNBERG

Important update from @tcgunioncwa.bsky.social. @tcgplayer.com had to relocate their entire business out of fear of the union, & even then they couldn't stop one final union win. Be inspired by these workers. Solidarity forever.

Be honest, how subtle was I with this thumbnail? The concern was that people would think this was the SAME episode as last week, and not a brand NEW and BONUS episode, like it is! We're playing Standard! Please watch. You have not seen this: youtu.be/8ryEQHUKS-U #magicthegathering

Worth noting that the person who turned in Luigi did not get paid.

one does not awaken of a summer morning expecting to say "we stan Glendale," and yet...we stan

Gavin needs to grow a pair and start treating ice the same way he’s treated homeless people. But he’s too much of a lib that’s trying to be president

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