wyrmblood #ffxiv #estinien

dove took my lines and turned them into the absolute cutest shit i've ever seen i'm SO charmed and happy eeeeee 🩵🩵🩵

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender (i'm the combat boots in the last one today but sometimes it varies)

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

I remembered a moment from the second episode of the first season, so here is a little sketchy thing #Alastor #Vox #Radiosilence (?)

when is someone gonna write a dyke slasher/victim romance (?) solely for the fem*slash* puns, is what i wanna know

i always kind of thought that having a dialogue with yourself in your head was a lot more common than it actually is and i'm just now realizing this is because little me got her hands on terry pratchett's tiffany aching books and was like ah yes. the second/third thoughts stuff must be universal

I DIDNT TAG THIS RIGHT FML #helluvahypnoweek2026

More Jax sketch stuff cuz I might not have much time to draw rn but that doesn't mean I'm not still obsessed 🙂‍↕️

Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly

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having sex and kink as a special interest is really exciting when it's smth you love to talk and think about but it's so hard not to feel like a pervert about it All The Time. which, like, i guess i am, but 3/4 of the time im not even thinking about it thru a like Lens Of Personal Horniness

폼니 #tadc

#helluvahypnoweek | petplay getting this man to ask for help is like pulling teeth (and from a creature that’s actively trying to bite your head off, at that) but after all these years rosie knows when he needs a little break from thinking :’) #radiorose

Soak the ropes with your holy water Tie me down as you read out the words #fallenwings

if nobody got me I know Dr Pepper got me

said it before and I'll say it again: if you can copy/paste any couple into a sex scene, then it's not a good sex scene

ATTN: i have retired from calling posts, skeets. its juvenile. thank you for reading my cumblast

i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexi

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

HIGH AS HELL LISTENING TO PERIPHERAL VISION ON VINYL I FEEL LIKE IM GIVING MY BRAIN A NICE REFRESHING SHOWER

being a pervert about fictional characters with my friends

Maybe I was little inspired, Jay 👀 #HazbinHotel #AngelDust #Blood

Visual development art by Lou Romano for The Incredibles (2004), dir. Brad Bird, Pixar Animation Studios

They take turns #staticbelle

pommy

#helluvahypnoweek2026 | empty head the new company spokeswoman… well, she’s not really feeling up to much speaking at the moment, but that’s alright. #hazbinhotelvelvette #charlemorningstar #royalvelvette

Cozy #Ghoulcy 💜 #Fallout

i think about this quote about Nightmare at 20,000 Feet all the time (so often that i literally put it on the Fucked Up Guy Jam page)

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

My wife btw #velvette #hazbinhotel #fanart #hazbinhotelvelvette

A lil radiostatic #hazbinhotel #radiostatic

vaguely a vent art about when you time travel back to meet your unstable teenage self and now you’re painfully aware that they never really left or something

crazy that we've watched 16 movies already this year????? 2026 dovedrew year of cinema?????

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

Black Cat!! #ffxiv

Remember…

identity issues have me feeling like i need to rip all the veins outta my body and beat them against a rock

Where da dog goin?

folding out the couch for the first time :) speepover :) (we have lived together for over a decade)

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".