@retconning.bsky.social I’m guessing you knew this already? www.gamespot.com/articles/new...

Just so you don't momentarily panic when you see his name tomorrow, it's Dick Van Dyke's 100th birthday.

bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?

I am having dinner at a Cracker Barrel and my server has a British accent which is really giving the place some confusing vibes.

Our local mall has this immersive experience thing where kids can play in a Peppa Pig themed playground and meet and greet with Peppa. I pitched this to my Peppa-bingewatching son and he thought about it and asked "Is there a Paramount+land?"

Viewers Like Me are not happy.

@retconning.bsky.social FYI.. I'm going on my next WDW trip in September if you would like anything picked up. mickeyblog.com/2025/07/28/s...

@retconning.bsky.social @kcoxdc.bsky.social @anibundel.bsky.social Just, you know, putting this out there..

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there who lost their kids in the mall and pressed X to find them.

It's true. And when she pulled into 1st place he quit the match.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

I just saw the new Pope was announced as Leo XIV.. is this one an MMORPG?

Basically if you rely on overseas manufacturers to make your products (board games, enamel pins, tshirts, etc) and are worried about the tariffs will hurt your biz, I WANNA TALK TO YOU! My DMs are open and I can be reached by email, signal, or discord (all in bio) Please boost if you can!!

photoshopping muppets onto the cover of national geographic: thread

Got my first paycheck in 6 months today, so of course the first big purchase I made to celebrate was.... a new desk chair. I'm old and boring.

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Found out the one big series I got out the door last year has been nominated for 7 Emmys! At least I got another bullet point for the resume..

There’s bad days, and then there’s “get rejection notes for 4 out of 5 jobs you’ve been interviewing for all within an hour” kind of days… 😳

For the record I had @kcoxdc.bsky.social ‘s quobbled yambake today and it was magnificent.

@retconning.bsky.social since I saw you asked! www.gamepressure.com/newsroom/how...

Coming so close to a nice big round number and missing it is so annoying!

Might have to change my Bluesky bio soon.. I officially got laid off as part of the larger Nat Geo/Disney cuts today. My last day is end of September so I'll enjoy every moment I have left at the best job I've ever had. deadline.com/2024/07/disn...

@retconning.bsky.social did you have this?

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Washington DC has a legendarily efficient metrorail system. Why would anyone take anything else?

@retconning.bsky.social So since I don’t have the app-that-shall-not-be-named any more and there’s no DMs here I’m about to shoot you an email with a timely offer, FYI

Thought after watching Doctor Who. If it’s a Disney+ Original now is Donna Noble a Disney Princess?

New drinking game: take a shot every time you see a load screen in Starfield and try not to die from alcohol poisoning within an hour.

Found out the last company I worked for had major layoffs yesterday and a lot of good people I worked with got affected. I know I made the right choice leaving them but man, survivors guilt comes in many forms.

Anyone know who these superheroes are in my son’s book? He seemed pretty confident that they’re named “Green Anna” (r) and “White Dante” (l)

Could’ve done without being up overnight with food poisoning. I thought Saturdays were supposed to be fun?

when you just want to get home with no bullshit but you know a fuckin magical riddle is about to be sprung on you

just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to

Well, this has been a great week off but the cat is finally out of the bag and so I am thrilled to say Monday will be my first day with @theverge.com , where I'm joining the Decoder team as a senior producer. 😁

This Snapple fact feels like there should be an ominous “…yet”

I used to want to be a billionaire but then I found out you have to spend your vacation with the bad Supreme Court justices

myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

Eventually I'm going to be able to use this site without Irving Berlin music playing in my head