Archbishop of Canterbury job given to a Christian once again. Blatant theological bias. Time us atheists had a crack at it.

iOS 26 Mail App fails to mark everything as read and leaves an infuriating notification. What’s worse is there is an option to Select All and mark as Unread, not not to mark all as Read. Really shoddy. #ios26 #apple

www.heraldscotland.com/news/2551242... Absolutely desperate stuff from Kathleen Nutt & Labour Spin Doctors. ‘Go home & think again’ is a reference to our national anthem FFS.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy... One down, many more to go. @privateeyenews.bsky.social Profits of doom special. www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo... Start at the top, work your way down, use proceeds of crime legislation once convicted and take everything back they have taken from us.

There’s going to be a photo of Hegseth in a dress somewhere, isn’t there? The rules of Internet Karma dictate it must be so.

#rydercup The state of New York regrets to announce that Guinness and Magners will be unavailable for the foreseeable future as a Mr. Lowry has some celebrating to do. 🇮🇪 ❤️ ⛳️ 🇮🇪 ❤️ ⛳️ 🇮🇪 ❤️ ⛳️ 🇮🇪 ❤️ ⛳️ 🇮🇪 ❤️ ⛳️ 🇮🇪 ❤️ ⛳️ 🇮🇪 ❤️

The USA should team up with Canada and Mexico to make it more competitive. #rydercup

Oh my goodness…. Faldo is so bad. So very very bad #rydercup

#rydercup Should have read the sign, Keegan.

3 points needed for Europe to win the Ryder Cup. McIlroy v Scheffler in game 4. Perfectly set up. #rydercup

#rydercup ‘The Berserkering at Bethpage’ Come on Europe - show no mercy all the way through Sunday.

Noisy yanks trying to annoy Bob McIntyre by swearing??? Haha. Stupid fucking cunts. Do you pricks know a fucking thing about Scotland?? 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⛳️ #rydercup

“Shut the fuck up!” Well said Rory McIlroy. #rydercup

The only downside to this cracking start from Europe in the #rydercup is that any improvement at all in the afternoon from USA will be claimed by the mad orange fascist as his doing.

#rydercup Come on Vic ‘n’ Bob. Let’s get it all blue before DJT arrives.

Live golf coverage is ruined by adverts and I’m a bitter old sod. Every company interrupting the golf is going on my ‘never buy from’ list. So boring, repetitive & utterly pointless. They can all get in the sea. #rydercup

Morning Star: 'Cruel and repugnant' #TomorrowsPapersToday

#rydercup crowds can get very loud. Should be some decent chants & would be great if both sides could unite in showing Trump just how unpopular he really is, rather than what his sycophants tell him. ‘Oh ____ Trump is a ______ ___’ scans rather well to 7 Nation Army.

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Not one but two prominent politicians being absolutely correct and agreeing with one another. How refreshing. The last time I saw that happen was when Nicola Sturgeon, Ruth Davidson & Kezia Dugdale concurred that watching Andy Murray win at Wimbledon was more important than FMQs

As with Trump, we need all media to stop giving liars the benefit of the doubt. If Farage is obviously lying, then truth is the main defence against libel/defamation. Call his bluff. Call a liar a liar.

Paracetamol does not cause autism. TRUMP DOES NOT WANT SCRUTINY OF HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH EPSTEIN

Good morning BBC, Sky and every other journalistic outlet unwilling to speak truth to power. The Mirror, of all things, shows how to cover Trump. When he’s deranged, say he’s deranged. When he’s lying, say he’s lying. Not difficult. Also applies to Farage, Tice and the rest of the UK right.

Autism is a spectrum condition which covers an enormous range. Many autistics are extremely intelligent and if there’s one thing Trump fears more than anything, it’s intelligent people who are immune to his lies & hateful rhetoric.

Maybe it’s wishful thinking, but I’m daring to believe that the latest craziness from Trump re. Tylenol could be the point when a significant number of Americans finally realise that their President is quite quite mad.

Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

Is it really *that hard* to say that it is totally morally wrong to say to people who have come here legally, worked, paid taxes, built their lives here, contributed to Britain, that they have to fuck off now, rather than "unfunded".

Please repost if you agree that British TV News is betraying our democracy by giving Farage what looks like more coverage than all the other opposition parties combined.

British media pumps out daily propaganda pieces for Farage, fails to offer *any scrutiny* and basically legitimises rampant racism, then puts on its ‘innocent face’ and clutches its pearls at the rise of the far right… What a grim betrayal of our democracy. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/how...

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Does nobody in America have access to a traffic cone? Scotland would have sorted this by now...

Some huge numbers. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I had a look on Companies House & the parent company, of which this looks to be a subsidiary has assets & liabilities of around £6M. Profit £271k. How on earth do we get to a £15Bn valuation & where’s the £385M factory investment coming from?

Trump’s going to struggle to silence satire & comedy because satirists & comedians are way smarter than him & he doesn’t get irony. ‘President Trump is a great man’ is hilarious if it’s said ironically by the right person. But the words say something he can’t disagree with. Mock him mercilessly.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7c-e... Martha Wainwright on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. So powerful. The perfect song for the moment. Bravo bravo bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 🇺🇸 needs to save itself if it’s not already gone.

Watch: Martha Wainwright performs protest song Save the Country on the Tonight Show

It would be brilliant if Julie Wilson Nimmo & Greg Hemphill were to buy this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Douglas Ross making the most bizarre seagull-related comments from a football figure since Eric Cantona. What a Choob.

Ahem… @privateeyenews.bsky.social would like some credit.

Thank God we don’t have the cancellation of satirical comedy in this country. I can’t wait to see how they deal with the Trump visit on The Mash Report, Mock The Week and Frankie Boyle’s New World Order!

I cannot imagine a member of Reform UK speaking this eloquently in their native language, let alone one they have learned.

Actual facts & data. All journalists interviewing anyone from Reform should challenge them to produce actual facts & data. They cannot.

Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.

Just got this week’s edition delivered. The cover, even by the Eye’s already high standards is truly magnificent. Proper savage satire. @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Eyebrows raised in the Commons as SNP's Stephen Flynn quotes Mandelson telling the FT to "fuck off" Jim Shannon's face says it all

This is how ALL independence seeking voters should vote. Voting SNP 1 & 2 is a waste of your list vote.

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

Prue Leith’s extreme right wing son defecting to Reform is hardly a surprise. So why the actual Fuck does it merit live streaming coverage on BBC & SkyNews? They already have their own propaganda channel. Don’t give them any more publicity.

I don't recall you *ever* making this point during the 2014 Scottish independence referendum, when the BBC were hugely skewed against independence. youtu.be/TXQYuLUAbyw